Birds you fancy off the telly

[tom27111]

13 minutes ago, Alf Bentley said:

 

Attractive lady, I'm sure, but those rabbits are a bit offputting. Does she use them as minders to ward off unwanted attention? They look seriously sinister and aggressive.

She probably uses a different type of rabbit, if you catch my drift 

[Bellend Sebastian]

20 minutes ago, Alf Bentley said:

 

Attractive lady, I'm sure, but those rabbits are a bit offputting. Does she use them as minders to ward off unwanted attention? They look seriously sinister and aggressive.

They're proper buggers. It's quite an edgy take on the story.

 

Sadly they had to edit out the bit where they give Domhall Gleeson a severe allergic reaction by shooting blackberries at his face after complaints, but at least they kept in the bit where they wire up his door handles to the electric

[Alf Bentley]

10 minutes ago, tom27111 said:

She probably uses a different type of rabbit, if you catch my drift 

 

If so, that's a sad reflection on the men of today (if men are her preference). 

[Parafox]

2 hours ago, tom27111 said:

She probably uses a different type of rabbit, if you catch my drift 

Do you deliver that kind of product from Amazon?

 

Asking for a friend 

[tom27111]

Just now, Parafox said:

Do you deliver that kind of product from Amazon?

 

Asking for a friend 

Probably. Only had a few items where the packaging has broken and it's not been anything exciting yet though.

 

Not been invited in by any cougars yet,   so maybe I'm just distributing sex toys across the East Midlands 

[Parafox]

1 minute ago, tom27111 said:

Probably. Only had a few items where the packaging has broken and it's not been anything exciting yet though.

 

Not been invited in by any cougars yet,   so maybe I'm just distributing sex toys across the East Midlands 

Mostly Coalville?

[Raj]

Too much waffling in here not enough Images

[Parafox]

10 minutes ago, Raj said:

Too much waffling in here not enough Images

Feel free to contribute. 

[steve555]

34 minutes ago, tom27111 said:

Probably. Only had a few items where the packaging has broken and it's not been anything exciting yet though.

 

Not been invited in by any cougars yet,   so maybe I'm just distributing sex toys across the East Midlands 

Just look out for the return address on the parcel, they come in plain brown boxes, but the return address is Gold group Ltd, printed on the bottom of the address label, as in David Gold West Ham's owner (Dildo Brothers ). It's a bit of a give away really. Just give a wink as you hand it over.

[Raj]

15 hours ago, Parafox said:

Feel free to contribute. 

I would but I'm f¥cked if I know how to add an image!!! LOL!!!

[FOXYTALK]

Watching Great British Menu. Rachel Khoo

 

[The Bear]

I've seen one or two of her programs on the Food Network. 

 

I mainly tune in for one or two other reasons. 

[The Bear]

Snooker ref Desislava Bozhilova. Very cute. 

 

 

 

Edited 18 April 2021 by The Bear

[Raj]

Bloody hell...Cmon now...

[The Bear]

4 minutes ago, Raj said:

Bloody hell...Cmon now...

? 

[Raj]

Ho chi minger!!!

Edited 18 April 2021 by Raj

[The Bear]

3 minutes ago, Raj said:

Ho chi minger!!!

Well,I guess there's no accounting for taste. 

[Raj]

33 minutes ago, The Bear said:

Well,I guess there's no accounting for taste. 

YOU said it!!!!!

[The Bear]

There's a LOT worse been posted on this thread! 

[Blueman1967]

                             

 

 

Lavinia Wilson (Deutschland 89)

[Jimothy]

22 minutes ago, Blueman1967 said:

                             

 

 

Lavinia Wilson (Deutschland 89)

She looks great for 89!

[Unabomber]

3 hours ago, The Bear said:

Snooker ref Desislava Bozhilova. Very cute. 

 

 

 

I wouldn’t pot that pink

[Buce]

7 minutes ago, Unabomber said:

I wouldn’t pot that pink

 

Maybe you could screw back for the brown instead?

[The Bear]

Missed the pink and cannoned the brown by mistake. 

[Paninistickers]

48 minutes ago, The Bear said:

Missed the pink and cannoned the brown by mistake. 

Easily done in the dark