Man Utd Home Match Thread

[phoneticerror]

1 hour ago, Guppys Love Child said:

Because unlike Soumare he may actually do may do more than jog around the pitch, and unlike Soumare he may not slow down play.   I'm not saying Skip is the answer, but I'm not a a fan of Soumare in the slightest.

He’s beyond poor. Soumare is shit, but Skipp is worse 

[adejo92]

That's his first Premier League goal in 2025 ladies & gentlemen.

[DennisNedry]

2 minutes ago, RowlattsFox said:

Can't believe the commentators haven't even mentioned Faes just backing away. I get blocking the pass of there was one. 

Clinton Morrison calling him out on the BBC live text at least.

[Leicester_Loyal]

1 minute ago, RonnieTodger said:

Zero effort combined with **** all ability. LCFC

Combined with a useless manager, chairman and DoF.

 

The ultimate mix.

 

Why has anyone even wasted their time attending this?

[Foxdiamond]

Surely the running of the club is a case of gross negligence 

[Vowels]

Just now, Tommy Fresh said:

How long before Ugarte gets a booking

*checks club crest*

 

*books Tommy Fresh instead*

[Dahnsouff]

Foul throw, all the skills.

[Lako42]

Just now, splinterdream said:

Ndidi on the wing 

If I saw him on a wing I'd push him off 

[Bob Weasel Fox]

Booo the fvck out of the lazy willy pullers 

[Vowels]

Just now, Tommy Fresh said:

How long before Ugarte gets a booking

*checks club crest*

 

*books Tommy Fresh instead*

[Viktor-LCFC]

How the puck does any normal human being play Soumare when you're on your arse 

[SecretPro]

Just now, Claridge said:

horrendous player

One of the worst I've ever seen post injury. Literally league 1 standard. Utter fraud.

[foxile5]

We are so, so bad. 

 

In spite of that - imagine being a Man United fan. Picking the best team when you were five and watching it deteriorate into nothing.

 

The whole time you have to pretend that your 'uncle was took you to your first game' or some other spurious bullshit.

 

Imagine having to live that particular lie.

 

At least my club are organically mine. And they're ****ing horrible.

[Vowels]

Just now, Tommy Fresh said:

How long before Ugarte gets a booking

- checks club crest

 

- books Tommy Fresh instead

[HankMarvin]

8.7 hours since we scored a goal 

[That_Dude]

Just now, adejo92 said:

That's his first Premier League goal in 2025 ladies & gentlemen.

His first goal in 22 PL games.

 

That's how bad we are.

[Fazzer 7]

How is Vardy's pointing tonight 

[TheGoldenGod]

1 minute ago, adejo92 said:

That's his first Premier League goal in 2025 ladies & gentlemen.

Itll be his last too. Barring he doesn't get 4 today.

[Dahnsouff]

Not sure I am a fan of trying to top our previous great escape tbh

[Vowels]

Just now, Fazzer 7 said:

How is Vardy's pointing tonight 

Half-hearted, but has identified where their goal is.

[foxile5]

Just now, foxile5 said:

We are so, so bad. 

 

In spite of that - imagine being a Man United fan. Picking the best team when you were five and watching it deteriorate into nothing.

 

The whole time you have to pretend that your 'uncle was took you to your first game' or some other spurious bullshit.

 

Imagine having to live that particular lie.

 

At least my club are organically mine. And they're ****ing horrible.

'I support Brazil at the world cup because my aunty is from there'

[-sodapop]

So, question now is - are we doing a Luton next season?

[bovril]

1 minute ago, HankMarvin said:

8.7 hours since we scored a goal 

jesus wept

[ClaphamFox]

Just now, -sodapop said:

So, question now is - are we doing a Luton next season?

No

[foxile5]

'I watch Germany because my cousin works there'