Limerick

[Vowels]

     I met a lewd nude in Bermuda
     Who thought she was shrewd: I was shrewder;
     She thought it quite crude
     To be wooed in the nude;
     I pursued her, subdued her, and screwed her.

[Tommy G]

@Raj is this your back up account?

[Stadt]

 

It's pretty close to Tipperary, about 25 miles 

[Trav Le Bleu]

There was an old man of St Bees

Who was stung on the arm by a wasp 

When asked, "does it hurt?"

He replied, "No, it doesn't'

"I'm just glad it wasn't a hornet!"

[Zear0]

There once was a deal-maker, Rudkin,
Whose windows left Foxes all fumin’.
From panic to loan,
To “fax never shown,”
We prayed while the clock kept on boomin’.

 

Defo no AI...

[AKCJ]

The youngest Rudkin child named Jon

Could not believe that he was on

The board of directors at Leicester

Susan Whelan, he detests her

and her job he stumbled upon.

 

[Trav Le Bleu]

There was a footballer called Daka

Who had a gambling backer

When asked, "should I bet?"

He replied, "no, not yet!'

"I wouldn't want to knacker your acca."

[Aus Fox]

On FoxesTalk, chaos is spread,

"Swap the stands!" some joker once said.

“New winger? Ric Flair!”

Cue Kinder Face stare

And of course, we still blame Wellens instead.

[Parafox]

2 hours ago, Trav Le Bleu said:

There was an old man of St Bees

Who was stung on the arm by a wasp 

When asked, "does it hurt?"

He replied, "No, it doesn't'

"I'm just glad it wasn't a hornet!"

 

This is old.

 

A version I heard when I was young came from Spike Milligan:

 

There was a young man from Dundee

Who was stung on arm by a wasp

When asked if it hurt

He said no, not a lot

It can do it again if it likes

[Aus Fox]

On FoxesTalk, threads go askew,
"My mate's the ref!" kicks off the view.
There's plane spotting pride,
And Tinder gone wide
While some poor kid begs for your Kinder vote 

[Tommy G]

Raj was banned from General Chat

He wants to hit Samilktray over the head with a bat 

The bear fancies his cousin

As she's got big bosoms

This is a left wing echo chamber

 

Needs a bit of work

 

 

[Trav Le Bleu]

FoxesTalk did once have a thread 

General News, but now it is dead

Don't mention the war

Or question the law

And don't let Tommy G in your head.

[Trav Le Bleu]

There once was a poster named Raj

Who wore his rep points like a badge 

But he got into bad ways

Once past his best days 

When he pushed it too far, just a tadge.

[Trav Le Bleu]

There was a poster called LeicsMac

Whose environmental views took some flack

But he kept his belief 

That he'd feel some relief

If global temperatures were got back on track

[leicsmac]

1 minute ago, Trav Le Bleu said:

There was a poster called LeicsMac

Whose environmental views took some flack

But he kept his belief 

That he'd feel some relief

If global temperatures were got back on track

[Trav Le Bleu]

There was a young poster named Wymsey

Whose posts were confusing sometimes see 

Greta Thunberg, phwoar!

Lucy Letby galore

It's just a shame that his name was quite rhymes free.

 

 

Edited 9 October 2025 by Trav Le Bleu

[foxfanazer]

There once was a poster call the bear

Who one day caused quite a scare

Said he'd shag all his cousins

of which there were dozens 

And Foxestalk simply despaired 

Edited 9 October 2025 by foxfanazer

[Sampson]

4 hours ago, Parafox said:

 

This is old.

 

A version I heard when I was young came from Spike Milligan:

 

There was a young man from Dundee

Who was stung on arm by a wasp

When asked if it hurt

He said no, not a lot

It can do it again if it likes

Am I missing something here, I don’t get either. 

[Trav Le Bleu]

4 hours ago, Parafox said:

 

This is old.

 

A version I heard when I was young came from Spike Milligan:

 

There was a young man from Dundee

Who was stung on arm by a wasp

When asked if it hurt

He said no, not a lot

It can do it again if it likes

Mine was Spike Milligan too.

[Raj]

Foxestalk legend is he @Trav Le Bleu

All the moderators love him too.

 

Gets general news locked

And the rest will soon be blocked.

 

We all love that cvnt Trav Le Bleu!!!

 

 

 

😁😁😁👍🏾❤

[Parafox]

4 hours ago, Sampson said:

Am I missing something here, I don’t get either. 

 

It's a deliberate non rhyming nonsensical limerick intended to make fun of the limerick genre.

[FoxesTez]

There was once a Nepo baby, Khun Top

Owns LCFC and a duty free shop

Put all his trust into Jon

Now the money is gone

And on the pitch it’s a flop 

[Sampson]

There once was a thread, General News.

Where the mods could only lose-lose.

Bans and quarrels amok,

And in came the lock,

When the talk was on Muslims and Jews.

[Raj]

12 minutes ago, Sampson said:

There once was a thread, General News.

Where the mods could only lose-lose.

Bans and quarrels amok,

And in came the lock,

When the talk was on Muslims and Jews.

MODS!!!!

[Trav Le Bleu]

That wily old poster, Parafox

Was subject to a new paradox

Should ten posters or more

Be put on ignore

Or be given some sharp defib shocks?