Misheard lyrics

[Fez of Mahrez]

Probably had this topic a million times but;

My brother's mate was singing along to Naive by the Kooks the other day;

"I know, she knows, that I'm not from Nebraska..."

[filbertway]

Probably had this topic a million times but;

My brother's mate was singing along to Naive by the Kooks the other day;

"I know, she knows, that I'm not from Nebraska..."

HaHa

There was something on radio 1 like this, joe whiley or sara cox's show, was some funny ones on there but cant remember them. :pinch:

[stez]

some one i know thought shania twain sang "i can't believe you kiss your carving knife" instead of "i can't believe you kiss your car goodnight"

[Alexikokopops]

Used to think Youth Youth Youth by Generation X actually said "Thoeth Thoeth Thoeth" (as in Shoes said with a lisp) in the chorus.

Not properly mind, since I knew the song name, but used to listen to it thinking "It must be saying that really"

[Knighton Matt]

"My lover's got no money, he's got his trampoline" was always a popular one at school. Gala - Freed from Desire

[Alexikokopops]

A mistake my friend made when listening to History by Funeral For A Friend:

"I don't care for your sweet centaur,

the way you want me more than I want you"

instead of:

I don't care for your sweet scent

Or the way you want me more than I want you

Sweet

[Fez of Mahrez]

I used to think there was an Oasis lyric that went;

"These CDs are never clean, you and I are gonna live forever..."

[Nationwider]

KD Lang - Constant Craving.

I'm sure she actually sings "Can't stand gravy..."

[Nationwider]

My brother used to sing a couple of verses of Los Lobos' "La Bamba" in English/gibberish - not realising it's in Spanish!

[Deathside]

I have a habit of changing lyrics - And often do it without realising

Mrs Deathside has been taking the píss out of me for more than a month now as one morning when she was in bed she heard me heading off to work singing

What's that coming over the hill? - Is it a lobster? Is it a lobster?

[Suffolk_fox]

some one i know thought shania twain sang "i can't believe you kiss your carving knife" instead of "i can't believe you kiss your car goodnight"

I heard it was "I can't believe you kiss your c0ck at night" - especially as the next line is "now tell me, you must be joking, right?"

A great website for this is Kiss This Guy.com, named after the commonly misheard line in Purple Haze by Jimi Hendrix 'Excuse me, while I kiss the sky'

Class.

[bigneville]

Probably had this topic a million times but;

My brother's mate was singing along to Naive by the Kooks the other day;

"I know, she knows, that I'm not from Nebraska..."

I was in Nebraska about 6 weeks a go...

Anyone else been there?>

[TrickyTrev]

There was a ****ign shit Keane song on the radio called "crystal ball" which had the imaginitive chorus of "oh crystal ball, oh crystall ball" I thought he was saying "oh Chris De Burgh."

[Guest]

I wondered if The Killers were Manure fans after listening to them singing "I'm Norman Whiteside".

[The People's Hero]

Probably had this topic a million times but;

My brother's mate was singing along to Naive by the Kooks the other day;

"I know, she knows, that I'm not from Nebraska..."

I originally though it was 'not from New Austen', wherever that is.

[Deathside]

You'll never get the lyrics of

[21st Century Fox]

Was going to start a new thread (in the Music Forum) but found this one.

I'd always thought the lyrics to Pink Floyd's Wish You Were Here went;

"A walk on part in the war, for a negro in a cage"

I've only just learnt since hearing that Ed Sheeran cover that it's "lead role in a cage". I've heard live versions by Pink Floyd and still always misheard it. Makes wayyyyyyyy more sense now.

I also used to think that the part in Hot Blooded by Foreigner that goes "Come on baby, do you do more than dance?". Went; "Come on baby, do you do modern dance?", like he was specifically talking to a hot female dance student.

I'm pretty sure I've got hundreds more.

[Raw Dykes]

The "My baby don't care" at the end of Ticket to Ride sounds like "My baby donkey".

I am the lord of the dance settee.

[Webbo]

Michael Jacksons "Don't stop till you get enough" there's line that sounds like "Keep on till your balls drop off".

[21st Century Fox]

Reverend Blue Jeans.

[Trav Le Bleu]

It's called a Mondegreen.

Excuse me whilst I kiss this guy - Purple Haze

There's nothing that a hundred, million men on Mars can ever do - Africa by Toto

[Zingari]

In the Seekers song "island of dreams" I thought the words were , " far far away from the mad Russian clowns " , not "far far away from the mad rushing crowds"

[foxfanazer]

One of my girl mates thought oasis sang "because maybe you're gonna be the one from Sainsburys" (not sure if she did it to wind me up)

And my mum thought instead of "he's just a rascal" he actually sang "he just a barstool"

[ozleicester]

This isnt a misheard song lyric, but i found it hilarious. It was on tv all day every day and i heard...

. "Fried tropical fruit... there is nowhere near enough in your current, culinary.... rectum???????

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RvQvvHeODf0&feature=player_embedded

apparently its culinary breakdown... but i only hear rectum

[Parafox]

some one i know thought shania twain sang "i can't believe you kiss your carving knife" instead of "i can't believe you kiss your car goodnight"

I can't believe you kiss your COCK goodnight