Fez of Mahrez Posted 31 August 2006 Share Posted 31 August 2006 Probably had this topic a million times but; My brother's mate was singing along to Naive by the Kooks the other day; "I know, she knows, that I'm not from Nebraska..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
filbertway Posted 31 August 2006 Share Posted 31 August 2006 Probably had this topic a million times but; My brother's mate was singing along to Naive by the Kooks the other day; "I know, she knows, that I'm not from Nebraska..." HaHa There was something on radio 1 like this, joe whiley or sara cox's show, was some funny ones on there but cant remember them. :pinch: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stez Posted 31 August 2006 Share Posted 31 August 2006 some one i know thought shania twain sang "i can't believe you kiss your carving knife" instead of "i can't believe you kiss your car goodnight" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alexikokopops Posted 31 August 2006 Share Posted 31 August 2006 Used to think Youth Youth Youth by Generation X actually said "Thoeth Thoeth Thoeth" (as in Shoes said with a lisp) in the chorus. Not properly mind, since I knew the song name, but used to listen to it thinking "It must be saying that really" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Knighton Matt Posted 31 August 2006 Share Posted 31 August 2006 "My lover's got no money, he's got his trampoline" was always a popular one at school. Gala - Freed from Desire Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alexikokopops Posted 31 August 2006 Share Posted 31 August 2006 A mistake my friend made when listening to History by Funeral For A Friend: "I don't care for your sweet centaur, the way you want me more than I want you" instead of: I don't care for your sweet scent Or the way you want me more than I want you Sweet Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fez of Mahrez Posted 31 August 2006 Author Share Posted 31 August 2006 I used to think there was an Oasis lyric that went; "These CDs are never clean, you and I are gonna live forever..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nationwider Posted 31 August 2006 Share Posted 31 August 2006 KD Lang - Constant Craving. I'm sure she actually sings "Can't stand gravy..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nationwider Posted 31 August 2006 Share Posted 31 August 2006 My brother used to sing a couple of verses of Los Lobos' "La Bamba" in English/gibberish - not realising it's in Spanish! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deathside Posted 1 September 2006 Share Posted 1 September 2006 I have a habit of changing lyrics - And often do it without realising Mrs Deathside has been taking the pÃÂss out of me for more than a month now as one morning when she was in bed she heard me heading off to work singing What's that coming over the hill? - Is it a lobster? Is it a lobster? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Suffolk_fox Posted 2 September 2006 Share Posted 2 September 2006 some one i know thought shania twain sang "i can't believe you kiss your carving knife" instead of "i can't believe you kiss your car goodnight" I heard it was "I can't believe you kiss your c0ck at night" - especially as the next line is "now tell me, you must be joking, right?" A great website for this is Kiss This Guy.com, named after the commonly misheard line in Purple Haze by Jimi Hendrix 'Excuse me, while I kiss the sky' Class. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigneville Posted 2 September 2006 Share Posted 2 September 2006 Probably had this topic a million times but; My brother's mate was singing along to Naive by the Kooks the other day; "I know, she knows, that I'm not from Nebraska..." I was in Nebraska about 6 weeks a go... Anyone else been there?> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrickyTrev Posted 3 September 2006 Share Posted 3 September 2006 There was a ****ign shit Keane song on the radio called "crystal ball" which had the imaginitive chorus of "oh crystal ball, oh crystall ball" I thought he was saying "oh Chris De Burgh." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted 4 September 2006 Share Posted 4 September 2006 I wondered if The Killers were Manure fans after listening to them singing "I'm Norman Whiteside". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The People's Hero Posted 4 September 2006 Share Posted 4 September 2006 Probably had this topic a million times but; My brother's mate was singing along to Naive by the Kooks the other day; "I know, she knows, that I'm not from Nebraska..." I originally though it was 'not from New Austen', wherever that is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deathside Posted 4 September 2006 Share Posted 4 September 2006 You'll never get the lyrics of Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
21st Century Fox Posted 14 August 2012 Share Posted 14 August 2012 Was going to start a new thread (in the Music Forum) but found this one. I'd always thought the lyrics to Pink Floyd's Wish You Were Here went; "A walk on part in the war, for a negro in a cage" I've only just learnt since hearing that Ed Sheeran cover that it's "lead role in a cage". I've heard live versions by Pink Floyd and still always misheard it. Makes wayyyyyyyy more sense now. I also used to think that the part in Hot Blooded by Foreigner that goes "Come on baby, do you do more than dance?". Went; "Come on baby, do you do modern dance?", like he was specifically talking to a hot female dance student. I'm pretty sure I've got hundreds more. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raw Dykes Posted 14 August 2012 Share Posted 14 August 2012 The "My baby don't care" at the end of Ticket to Ride sounds like "My baby donkey". I am the lord of the dance settee. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Webbo Posted 14 August 2012 Share Posted 14 August 2012 Michael Jacksons "Don't stop till you get enough" there's line that sounds like "Keep on till your balls drop off". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
21st Century Fox Posted 14 August 2012 Share Posted 14 August 2012 Reverend Blue Jeans. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trav Le Bleu Posted 14 August 2012 Share Posted 14 August 2012 It's called a Mondegreen. Excuse me whilst I kiss this guy - Purple Haze There's nothing that a hundred, million men on Mars can ever do - Africa by Toto Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zingari Posted 14 August 2012 Share Posted 14 August 2012 In the Seekers song "island of dreams" I thought the words were , " far far away from the mad Russian clowns " , not "far far away from the mad rushing crowds" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
foxfanazer Posted 14 August 2012 Share Posted 14 August 2012 One of my girl mates thought oasis sang "because maybe you're gonna be the one from Sainsburys" (not sure if she did it to wind me up) And my mum thought instead of "he's just a rascal" he actually sang "he just a barstool" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ozleicester Posted 15 August 2012 Share Posted 15 August 2012 This isnt a misheard song lyric, but i found it hilarious. It was on tv all day every day and i heard... . "Fried tropical fruit... there is nowhere near enough in your current, culinary.... rectum??????? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RvQvvHeODf0&feature=player_embedded apparently its culinary breakdown... but i only hear rectum Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parafox Posted 18 August 2012 Share Posted 18 August 2012 some one i know thought shania twain sang "i can't believe you kiss your carving knife" instead of "i can't believe you kiss your car goodnight" I can't believe you kiss your COCK goodnight Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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