Misheard lyrics

[Trav Le Bleu]

I'm in serious danger of being mistaken for Adam Buxton's agent.

[Zingari]

thanks trav

pie for maureen , round her shed , two espressos by her lawn shall sheep be dead .

i've really no idea what the real words to the song are

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i've listened to it 4 times now and i still can't work out they're actually singing because of the words planted in my head .

what hymn is it ?

[Tielemans63]

In the Macy Grey song 'I Try' (hate that song), she sings 'my world crumbles when you are not here', I thought she sang 'no more grumbles when you are not near'.

[Uncle Phil]

John Holt - On the beach. I was sure he said one more box of ants, says the man to the bartender.

[Raw Dykes]

Anyone else remember this ad?

[Trav Le Bleu]

There was also this one.

http://youtu.be/EAFBjmdNPKo

[act smiley]

I've been listening to a bit of New Order and really can't hear anything but "My morning sun is the truck that brings me here"

[The Year Of The Fox]

There was a ****ign shit Keane song on the radio called "crystal ball" which had the imaginitive chorus of "oh crystal ball, oh crystall ball" I thought he was saying "oh Chris De Burgh."

I always wondered if they sang that!

My mate thought kasabian sing 'im on it get on it the chips are on fire' instead of troops

lol lol

[rico]

Used to think that Parklife was called Park Drive

[Corky]

"My lover's got no money, he's got his trampoline" was always a popular one at school. Gala - Freed from Desire

I always thought it was "Tromvelise"- which I believed was an instrument of some sort, like a guitar.

[MPH]

I swear to this day in the song 7 seconds by Youssou N'Dour featuring Neneh Cherry the third line really does say " don't f**k me up"

Listen to it.

Happy for any french speakers to prove me wrong though....

[Rusko187]

I'm guilty of perhaps the saddest mistake, when I was younger my sister loved Take That (first time round).. The song It only takes a minute girl I had completely fooled myself into thinking "It only takes some vinegar to fall in love".

[foxfanazer]

The streets- could well be in

"I saw this thing on itv the other week

Said that if she played with her hair she's Robbie keane"

[Brenfox]

There's a line in Amazed by Lonestar which sounds like "the smell of your skin,the taste of your kids"

[The Doctor]

I think my favourite one is:

"Who was sent to glorify" / "Homer Simpson couldn't fly"

[Carl the Llama]

[Alf Bentley]

A couple of my mishearings, which I think might be better than the original lyrics...

Springsteen's "Badlands":

I heard "For the ones who have an ocean, an ocean deep inside, it ain't no sin to be glad you're wild"

(actually "For the ones who had a notion, a notion deep inside that it ain't no sin to be glad you're alive")

Given the intensity of the song, my version is an improvement, I reckon...

The Clash - "I fought the law":

I heard "Trash can rocks in the hot sun, I fought the law and the law won" (actually "breaking rocks in the hot sun")

This was back in the late 70s and I imagined some Starsky & Hutch scene of a shoot-out with the cops in a paper-strewn back alley cluttered with bins...always a handy prop when S&H were chasing a criminal down the back streets...

[foxfanazer]

Blink 182- reckless abandon

Not sure if I'll fail or pass

Then I can't decide If its

A) kissed every girl in class

B) can't stand a girl in class

Don't wanna google it

[SOCCERROO FOX]

My work collegue, thought Kaynes - Niggas in Paris was "Ciggies in Paris" :xmasunsure:

[foxfanazer]

My work collegue, thought Kaynes - Niggas in Paris was "Ciggies in Paris" :xmasunsure:

*kanye's

[SOCCERROO FOX]

*kanye's

That probably sums up my distain for the blokes music

[foxfanazer]

That probably sums up my distain for the blokes music

he's a massive bellend also

[VinceNoir]

I can only really contribute with a Danish one from "Yellow" by Coldplay. The bit when they sing "Your skin, oh yeah your skin and bones" absolutely 100% sounds as though they are singing "Jeg sked, åh ja jeg sked en bums" which roughly translates to "I shat, oh yeah I shat a pimple".

I suppose it's only really funny if you speak the language

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

[Trav Le Bleu]

Not quite misheard or lyrics, but blumming funny