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The joke thread

By Daggers, in General Chat

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Captain...

Captain...

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Eh? Is that one of these new age jokes, that's not a joke?

I think it is just a normal joke in that the parrot can't actually talk, just repeat words back to us, and so obviously can't identify a burglar or request the police, but it is not really a classic.

I know what you mean by a "new age" joke, like:

"My mother in law is so fat she just sits around the house all day feeling sorry for herself and comfort eating which is just exacerbating the problem, we have tried sending her to therapy but nothing seems to work, it is starting to be a concern to both me and my wife as the health implications with her age means she could well die soon."

I think the Parrot one is just a bad joke poorly told.

spittingfeathers

spittingfeathers

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My son looked upset today so i asked him what was wrong .He sat down on the sofa beside me and said....

"Can i talk to you about having sex with my girlfriend ?"

"Of course you can " i replied .

He said "Well...could you stop doing it please !"

foz.foz

foz.foz

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My boss phoned me today. He said, "Is everything okay at the office?"

I said, "Yes, it's all under control. It's been a very busy day, I haven't stopped."

"Can you do me a favor?" he asked.

I said, "Of course, what is it?"

"Pick up the pace a little. I'm in the foursome behind you."

Guest

Guest

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Are you being serious??

Maybe he had a pair of tights on his head!!!!!

If that was the case wouldn't the joke have alluded to him being in a tight spot?

Bayfox

Bayfox

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If that was the case wouldn't the joke have alluded to him being in a tight spot?

Forgive me for sounding gay, but don't parrots say pretty polly and aren't they a make of tights?Hence what was he wearing? Pretty Polly.Maybe it's just me.

Guest

Guest

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Forgive me for sounding gay, but don't parrots say pretty polly and aren't they a make of tights?Hence what was he wearing? Pretty Polly.Maybe it's just me.

Good knowledge

Guest

Guest

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I thought the parrot joke was about a cross-dressing burglar?

because they didn't have pretty polly tights?

Guest kristianity77

Guest kristianity77

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Roses are red,

Violets are glorious,

Don't try to surprise

Oscar Pistorious.

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