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The Quick Brown Fox

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Little Jonny walked into school with a black eye one day and his teacher asked what happened so Jonny told her 

 

"My dad came into my room last night and asked if I was sleeping, I said no and he hit me" 

 

The teacher said "next time he asks you if your sleeping stay quiet" 

 

The next day he turns up at school with 2 black eyes and his teacher asked what happened? 

 

That night I was in bed and dad came into my room and asked "you sleeping?" I didnt say anything as you told me and dad left. Then a while later i heard mum making some noise in her room and heard dad ask "are you coming?" She said she was and she said she wanted him to come too, I ran in because I didn't want them going anywhere without me, and dad hit me again.

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Trav Le Bleu

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2 hours ago, The Quick Brown Fox said:

Little Jonny walked into school with a black eye one day and his teacher asked what happened so Jonny told her 

 

"My dad came into my room last night and asked if I was sleeping, I said no and he hit me" 

 

The teacher said "next time he asks you if your sleeping stay quiet" 

 

The next day he turns up at school with 2 black eyes and his teacher asked what happened? 

 

That night I was in bed and dad came into my room and asked "you sleeping?" I didnt say anything as you told me and dad left. Then a while later i heard mum making some noise in her room and heard dad ask "are you coming?" She said she was and she said she wanted him to come too, I ran in because I didn't want them going anywhere without me, and dad hit me again.

Sounds like a nice guy.

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5 hours ago, The Quick Brown Fox said:

Little Jonny walked into school with a black eye one day and his teacher asked what happened so Jonny told her 

 

"My dad came into my room last night and asked if I was sleeping, I said no and he hit me" 

 

The teacher said "next time he asks you if your sleeping stay quiet" 

 

The next day he turns up at school with 2 black eyes and his teacher asked what happened? 

 

That night I was in bed and dad came into my room and asked "you sleeping?" I didnt say anything as you told me and dad left. Then a while later i heard mum making some noise in her room and heard dad ask "are you coming?" She said she was and she said she wanted him to come too, I ran in because I didn't want them going anywhere without me, and dad hit me again.

Is this a true story and "little Johnny" is actually you?

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Our man surveys the menu of the wildly popular local food truck...

Cheeseburgers: £5
Fries: £3
Handjobs: £10

Feeling the need rising, he asks the beautiful woman behind the counter "Are you the one that gives handjobs?"

"Yes, I am" she replies, seductively.

"Well, wash your hands. I want a cheeseburger"

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Izzy

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My psychiatrist says I have trouble verbalising my emotions.

 

I can't say I'm surprised.

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I’ve been feeling suicidal so my therapist suggested I do CBT. Now I can ride a motorbike, how’s that going to help?

 

 

I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don’t know what he laced them with, but I’ve been tripping all day.

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On 15/03/2024 at 16:38, Wolfox said:

I removed the shell from my racing snail, to try and make him faster. But it just made him more sluggish.

 

On 22/03/2024 at 17:52, Tinman said:

Have I told you about the time I tied my shoe laces, with just the power of my mind? Thought knot.

 

15 minutes ago, Silebyfox_89 said:

What's Adolf Hitler's favourite PC game? 

 

Mein Kraft

 

3 minutes ago, Parafox said:

 

This thread doesn't get any better, does it?

 

 

 

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Can’t believe it! I just booked the last remaining seat online at the cinema  for the new Tetris movie  that’s coming out  and now the whole row has disappeared!!

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On 13/02/2017 at 10:36, AKCJ said:

Will glass coffins ever catch on? Remains to be seen.

 

On 07/08/2018 at 12:32, Aus Fox said:

I’ve just started a new business making glass coffins, will it be a success?

remains to be seen

 

On 16/11/2018 at 22:53, notnow john said:

My brother in law has just started a business making glass coffins.

I'm not convinced but he's really confident it will be successful .

Remains to be seen.

 

On 10/05/2021 at 19:12, Buce said:

 

Will glass coffins be a success?

 

Remains to be seen.

 

10 minutes ago, CheeseHead said:

Glass coffins are becoming quite popular, but will the idea really take off? Remains to be seen..

Making only it's 5th appearance :D

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