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The joke thread

By Daggers, in General Chat

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Izzy

Izzy

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39 minutes ago, Parafox said:

 

I'm back. They're all shite.

Lob-sided Christmas trees.

 

I can't stand them.

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tom27111

tom27111

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On 21/12/2023 at 22:27, Trav Le Bleu said:

A group of us have got to together to go carol singing, but anyone is welcome to join.

 

So far it's just Dean, Don, Mary, Lee and I.

 

This reminds me of...

 

I'm birdwatching with Sinead O'connor.

 

So far it's been 7 Owls and 15 Jays :ph34r:

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Trav Le Bleu

Trav Le Bleu

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11 hours ago, tom27111 said:

 

This reminds me of...

 

I'm birdwatching with Sinead O'connor.

 

So far it's been 7 Owls and 15 Jays :ph34r:

Since she went away :(

 

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Parafox

Parafox

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On 26/12/2023 at 11:44, Wolfox said:

Beginning to regret asking Lionel Richie for dinner today.

He asked once, twice, three times for gravy.

Looking at the date of the post, that joke definitely came out of a Christmas cracker. lol

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Parafox

Parafox

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I used to work in Normandy as an English teacher. On gthe first day I taught them everything beginning with A.

The second day, everything beginning with B.

 

 

 

 

D day was a bit tricky.

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Tinman

Tinman

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A priest, a pastor, and a rabbit entered a clinic to donate blood.
The nurse asked the rabbit: "What's your blood type?"
"I'm probably a Type O", said the rabbit.

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MPH

MPH

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On 20/01/2024 at 14:59, Parafox said:

I'm addicted to meths which means I'm either an alcoholic or a South African with serious love of numbers.


:rolleyes:

 

 

Everyone knows you shouldn’t drink and derive!

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FoxesDeb

FoxesDeb

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3 strips of motorway are sitting in a cafe having breakfast, another walks in and one of them says 'alright mate', the others say shhh don't speak to him he's a cyclepath

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MPH

MPH

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My son is taking part in a social experiment . He has to wear a Nottingham Forest shirt for 2 weeks. So far he’s made made fun of, been called names, been spat at and had his lunch money stolen.I dread to think what will happen when he leaves the house…

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Parafox

Parafox

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On 07/02/2024 at 23:36, FoxesDeb said:

3 strips of motorway are sitting in a cafe having breakfast, another walks in and one of them says 'alright mate', the others say shhh don't speak to him he's a cyclepath

Sorry to be a pedant, but the joke goes that the 4th one is dressed entirely in green.lol

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Izzy

Izzy

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This Gen Z lot are really pissing me off.

 

Walking around as if they rent the place.

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