Knighton Matt Posted 13 October 2006 Share Posted 13 October 2006 Mos Def - Ms Fat Booty. "Ass so fat you can see it from the front..." :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lildave3 Posted 13 October 2006 Share Posted 13 October 2006 A 50 cent song, can't remember which. "I love ya like a fat kid loves cake." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stez Posted 14 October 2006 Share Posted 14 October 2006 "this is the last song i will ever sing *cheering* , no: i've changed my mind again *booing*" morrissey - disappointed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Suffolk_fox Posted 14 October 2006 Share Posted 14 October 2006 "If the Gook don't get ya, the rifle's gonna. I'm serious as cancer, when I say that rhythm is a dancer" - Rhythm is a dancer, by Snap Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cheese Me Posted 14 October 2006 Share Posted 14 October 2006 London Underground can't remeber who it's by Take your Oyster Card And Shove It Up Your A**e hole Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The People's Hero Posted 14 October 2006 Share Posted 14 October 2006 Weird Al Yankovic's new one is quite funny. White n Nerdy, instead of Ridin' Dirty. Or whatever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Foxello Posted 16 October 2006 Share Posted 16 October 2006 Lily Allen- LDN 'There was a little old lady who was walking down the road, she was struggling with bags from Tesco....' Pretty funny when you listen to it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ultra Posted 16 October 2006 Share Posted 16 October 2006 London Underground can't remeber who it's by Take your Oyster Card And Shove It Up Your A**e hole LONDON UNDERGROUNDADAM KAY & SUMAN BISWAS Some people might like to get a train to work Or drive in - in a beamer or a merc Some guys like to travel in by bus But I can't be bothered with the fuss Today I gotta take my bike coz' once again the tube's on strike The greedy b**s' want extra pay For sitting on their a**e all day Even though they earn 30k So I'm standing here in the pouring rain WHERE THE F**'S MY F**ING TRAIN?! London underground (London underground) They’re all lazy, f**ing useless c***s London underground (London underground) They’re all greedy c***s, I wanna' shoot them all, with a rifle... All they say is "please mind the doors" And they learn that on the 2-day course This job could be done by a 4 year old They just leave us freezing in the cold, What you smell is what you get, Burger King and p**s and sweat, You roast to death in the boiling heat, With tourists treading on your feet, And chewing gum on every seat, So don’t tell me to "mind the gap"; I WANT MY F**ING MONEY BACK!! London underground (London underground) They’re all lazy, f**ing useless c***s London underground (London underground) They’re all greedy c****s, I wanna shoot them all, With a rifle..... lalalala, lalalala The floors are sticky and the seats are damp, Every platform has a f**ing tramp But the drivers get the day off when WE'RE ALL LATE FOR WORK AGAIN! London underground (London underground) w-w-w***s, they're all w***s London underground (London underground.....) .....Take your oyster card and shove it up you’re a*****e!! Quality stuff. Wordsworth and Shelley must be turning in their graves! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hairy Posted 16 October 2006 Share Posted 16 October 2006 Just about anything by the Butthole Surfers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Head Honcho Posted 16 October 2006 Share Posted 16 October 2006 Just a snippet from one of my favourite ever set of lyrics Ugly by The Stranglers I guess I shouldn't have strangled her to death But I had to go to work and she had laced my coffee with acid Normally I wouldn't have minded But I'm allergic to sulphuric acid Besides she had acne And if you've got acne well I apologise for disliking it instensely. But it's understandable that ugly people have got complexes I mean it seems to me that ugly people don't have a chance It's only the children or the fooking wealthy who tend to be good looking Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SystonFox Posted 16 October 2006 Share Posted 16 October 2006 i love Weird Al Yankovic's version of GoldDigga and Dont cha by Kanye West and PCD respectively. he is legend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milky Posted 16 October 2006 Share Posted 16 October 2006 babe, you don't love me, you just love my doggy style. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thracian Posted 16 October 2006 Share Posted 16 October 2006 Don't about funniest of all but "Ernie the Milkman" was brilliant at the time. "Right said Fred" was another.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Posted 16 October 2006 Share Posted 16 October 2006 And he drove the fastest milkcart in the west! I like lines from Ldn by Lily Allen and Guilty Conscience by Eminem. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nationwider Posted 17 October 2006 Share Posted 17 October 2006 1 - Frankly Mr Shankly - The Smiths 2 - Girlfriend In A Coma - The Smiths 3 - Nowhere Fast - The Smiths Not ha-ha boom-boom, but you know what I mean. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trumpet Posted 18 October 2006 Share Posted 18 October 2006 LazyBoy - Underwear goes inside the pants LAZYBOY LYRICSUnderwear Goes Inside The Pants Why is marijuana not legal? Why is marijuana not legal? It's a natural plant that grows in the dirt. Do you know what's not natural? 80 year old dudes with hard-ons. That's not natural. But we got pills for that. We're dedicating all our medical resources to keeping the old guys erect, but we're putting people in jail for something that grows in the dirt? You know we have more prescription drugs now. Every commercial that comes on TV is a prescription drug ad. I can't watch TV for four minutes without thinking I have five serious diseases. Like: "Do you ever wake up tired in the morning?" Oh my god I have this, write this down. Whatever it is, I have it. Half the time I don't even know what the commercial is: people running in fields or flying kites or swimming in the ocean. I'm like that is the greatest disease ever. How do you get that? That disease comes with a hot chick and a puppy. The schools now: It is all about self-esteem in the schools now. Build the kids' self-esteem, make them feel good about themselves. If everybody grows up with high self-esteem, who is going to dance in our strip clubs? What's going to happen to our porno industry? These women don't just grown on trees. It takes lots of drunk dads missing dance recitals before you decide to blow a goat on the internet for fifty bucks. And if that disappears, where does that leave me on a Friday night with my new high speed connection? Masterminds are another word that comes up all the time. You keep hearing about these terrorists masterminds that get killed in the middle east. Terrorists masterminds. Mastermind is sort of a lofty way to describe what these guys do, don't you think? They're not masterminds. "OK, you take bomb, right? And you put in your backpack. And you get on bus and you blow yourself up. Alright?" "Why do I have to blow myself up? Why can't I just:" "Who's the fooking mastermind here? Me or you?" Americans, let's face it: We've been a spoiled country for a long time. Do you know what the number one health risk in America is? Obesity. They say we're in the middle of an obesity epidemic. An epidemic like it is polio. Like we'll be telling our grand kids about it one day. The Great Obesity Epidemic of 2004. "How'd you get through it grandpa?" "Oh, it was horrible Johnny, there was cheesecake and pork chops everywhere." Nobody knows why were getting fatter? Look at our lifestyle. I'll sit at a drive thru. I'll sit there behind fifteen other cars instead of getting up to make the eight foot walk to the totally empty counter. Everything is mega meal, super sized. Want biggie fries, super sized, want to go large. You want to have thirty burgers for a nickel you fat mother ****er. There's room in the back. Take it! Want a 55 gallon drum of Coke with that? It's only three more cents. Sometimes you have to suffer a little bit in your youth to motivate yourself to succeed in later life. Do you think if Bill Gates got laid in high school, do you think there'd be a Microsoft? Of course not. You got to spend a long time in your own locker with your underwear shoved up your ass before you start to think, "You'll see. I'm going to take of the world of computers! I'll show them." We're in one of the richest countries in the world, but the minimum wage is lower than it was thirty five years ago. There are homeless people everywhere. This homeless guy asked me for money the other day. I was about to give it to him and then I thought he was going to use it on drugs or alcohol. And then I thought, that's what I'm going to use it on. Why am I judging this poor bastard. People love to judge homeless guys. Like if you give them money they're just going to waste it. Well, he lives in a box, what do you want him to do? Save it up and buy a wall unit? Take a little run to the store for a throw rug and a CD rack? He's homeless. I walked behind this guy the other day. A homeless guy asked him for money. He looks right at the homeless guy and says why don't you go get a job you bum. People always say that to homeless guys like it is so easy. This homeless guy was wearing his underwear outside his pants. Outside his pants. I'm guessing his resume isn't all up to date. I'm predicting some problems during the interview process. I'm pretty sure even McDonalds has a "underwear goes inside the pants" policy. Not that they enforce it really strictly, but technically I'm sure it is on the books. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DBEightyFive Posted 18 October 2006 Share Posted 18 October 2006 Weird Al Yankovic - Amish Paradise!! The whole song is funny, can't just pick out one line or phrase OR Any song by Roy Chubby Brown Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deathside Posted 19 October 2006 Share Posted 19 October 2006 Many millions of years ago I played in a particularly Non-PC band called Bleeding Rectum I always found the lyrics of one song particularly amusing Your body's such a lovely shape It make's me want to masterbate My cóck is aching can't you see? Bend down and gobble me (The song was called PrÃÂck Teaser) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hairy Posted 19 October 2006 Share Posted 19 October 2006 The Macc Lads, cant remember the song "Do you love me?" I fu*k you dont I! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stez Posted 19 October 2006 Share Posted 19 October 2006 Many millions of years ago I played in a particularly Non-PC band called Bleeding Rectum I always found the lyrics of one song particularly amusing Your body's such a lovely shape It make's me want to masterbate My cóck is aching can't you see? Bend down and gobble me (The song was called PrÃÂck Teaser) that is beautiful! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lineker's Left Foot Posted 20 October 2006 Share Posted 20 October 2006 I like Corporal Clegg by Pink Floyd. "Corporal Clegg.... had a wooden leg" !! You probably have to hear it to appreciate it !! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
syston_fox Posted 29 October 2006 Share Posted 29 October 2006 "I knew this girl she's not to bright but she's educated in bed alright. She's made seduction a work of art, a PHD with her legs apart!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The People's Hero Posted 29 October 2006 Share Posted 29 October 2006 Ahh.. good old bleeding rectum. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rich1409 Posted 29 October 2006 Share Posted 29 October 2006 Mos Def - Ms Fat Booty. "Ass so fat you can see it from the front..." :laugh: "and your friends will all go green for my lasagne" wot a p*ss take Noel=Genius Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemon Harpic Posted 29 October 2006 Share Posted 29 October 2006 "I didn't really love you but I'm pretty when I lie!" VAST - Pretty When You Cry Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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