surrifox Posted 8 December 2006 Posted 8 December 2006 Right, I want you to post all today and the rest of the weekend without mentioning A) Andy King. B) Beagle 2 probe (aka Jeremy Beagle aka Steve Beaglehome).C) An Elvis Hammond disallowed goal.
Lord Nibblington Posted 8 December 2006 Posted 8 December 2006 Lord Nibblington, you sir have too high standards or do not consume enough alcohol prior or during the game!!! Good Lord. I can't say I've ever been accused of having standards before. Let alone high ones. I'm all at sea now.
The People's Hero Posted 8 December 2006 Posted 8 December 2006 Bollocks to those people who contantly name call others. Bollocks bollocks bollocks and finally bollocks. Oh and a 'fook off Rob Kelly' for good measure.
Ric Flair Posted 8 December 2006 Posted 8 December 2006 Right, I want you to post all today and the rest of the weekend without mentioning A) Andy King. B) Beagle 2 probe (aka Jeremy Beagle aka Steve Beaglehome). C) An Elvis Hammond disallowed goal. I'm actually in tears. I cannot believe i've just read another post from him with him mentioning an Elvis disallowed goal. It's simply stunning. He's the only man to consistently drill out post after post in any given subject that will include some of his favourite anecdotes. They consist of Elvis, King and Beadle. Sounds like a great idea for a new tv docu-drama.
OriginalRobboFOX Posted 8 December 2006 Author Posted 8 December 2006 Bollocks to everyone who defends Kelly. No, bollocks to that statement, who could possibly do better than the trained chimp footballers that we have....
OriginalRobboFOX Posted 8 December 2006 Author Posted 8 December 2006 Give Kelly a bit of cash in Jan and I'm confident he'll turn it round, Palace were in the relegation zone at xmas time when they were promoted.... they didn't sack off Dowie....
Babylon Posted 8 December 2006 Posted 8 December 2006 I'm actually in tears. I cannot believe i've just read another post from him with him mentioning an Elvis disallowed goal. It's simply stunning. He's the only man to consistently drill out post after post in any given subject that will include some of his favourite anecdotes. They consist of Elvis, King and Beadle. Sounds like a great idea for a new tv docu-drama. I've just "done a Barton Fox" and spat tea on my computer screen.... I think my work may be on to the fact i'm not doing work.
Babylon Posted 8 December 2006 Posted 8 December 2006 Give Kelly a bit of cash in Jan and I'm confident he'll turn it round, Palace were in the relegation zone at xmas time when they were promoted.... they didn't sack off Dowie.... Did you mean "suck"? Dowie came in when they were bottom and he got them promoted. The manager who got them in the bottom 3 was sacked.
Dr The Singh Posted 8 December 2006 Posted 8 December 2006 Give Kelly a bit of cash in Jan and I'm confident he'll turn it round, Palace were in the relegation zone at xmas time when they were promoted.... they didn't sack off Dowie.... I get a feeling that he will get the cash and his first signing maybe cadamarteri........but I also get the feeling that he will fail and be given the boot at the end of the season!!!
Guest Posted 8 December 2006 Posted 8 December 2006 My mother has never bought a footballer in her life, but I bet she could do better in January if you threw enough cash at her.
Lord Nibblington Posted 8 December 2006 Posted 8 December 2006 My mother has never bought a footballer in her life, but I bet she could do better in January if you threw enough cash at her. But would she want an opportunity to take it back and get a refund if she didn't like what she got?
Thracian Posted 8 December 2006 Posted 8 December 2006 My mother has never bought a footballer in her life, but I bet she could do better in January if you threw enough cash at her. She could probably do better than Kelly with a couple of gift vouchers.
The People's Hero Posted 8 December 2006 Posted 8 December 2006 No, bollocks to that statement, who could possibly do better than the trained chimp footballers that we have.... The squad certainly isn't bottom 4 worthy. I'm just waiting for you to use the no money line so I can shoot you down in flames. Go on - make my day.
OriginalRobboFOX Posted 8 December 2006 Author Posted 8 December 2006 My mother has never bought a footballer in her life, but I bet she could do better in January if you threw enough cash at her. give rk a chance, he has never had any money to spend, he'll be thrifty....
OriginalRobboFOX Posted 8 December 2006 Author Posted 8 December 2006 The squad certainly isn't bottom 4 worthy. I'm just waiting for you to use the no money line so I can shoot you down in flames. Go on - make my day. and exactly what about our squad is above the bottom 4??
Babylon Posted 8 December 2006 Posted 8 December 2006 give rk a chance, he has never had any money to spend, he'll be thrifty.... TPH got his wish.
Guest Posted 8 December 2006 Posted 8 December 2006 But would she want an opportunity to take it back and get a refund if she didn't like what she got? It depends on what she had in mind for them and if they did the job properly. She could probably do better that Kelly with a couple of gift vouchers. Talk about pushing the boat out!! We haven't got that kind of capital!
Kilworthfox Posted 8 December 2006 Posted 8 December 2006 Give Kelly a bit of cash in Jan and I'm confident he'll turn it round, Palace were in the relegation zone at xmas time when they were promoted.... they didn't sack off Dowie.... oh you've gone and spoilt it all with this thred robbo im going to have to disagree with you! It was Alan Smith who got Palace into the mess and they appointed ID and they got promotion. RK has to leave no excuses it aint good enough just like our squad Will bring us MM and MM's money Please please please!
lildave3 Posted 8 December 2006 Posted 8 December 2006 I'm actually in tears. I cannot believe i've just read another post from him with him mentioning an Elvis disallowed goal. It's simply stunning. He's the only man to consistently drill out post after post in any given subject that will include some of his favourite anecdotes. They consist of Elvis, King and Beadle. Sounds like a great idea for a new tv docu-drama. I think he is right about King though, and not sure about Beaglehole but defending Elvis is unforgivable.
Ric Flair Posted 8 December 2006 Posted 8 December 2006 I think he is right about King though, and not sure about Beaglehole but defending Elvis is unforgivable. King is a very good prospect, but I think it's a little uneccessary for him to talk at length about him in almost every different topic that's discussed on here.
hebangsthedrums Posted 8 December 2006 Posted 8 December 2006 King is a very good prospect, but I think it's a little uneccessary for him to talk at length about him in almost every different topic that's discussed on here. be fair though he has been consistent and done exactly the same thing for alan sheehan and to a lesser degree gradel **ooh im such a bitch ***
OriginalRobboFOX Posted 8 December 2006 Author Posted 8 December 2006 [/b] oh you've gone and spoilt it all with this thred robbo im going to have to disagree with you! It was Alan Smith who got Palace into the mess and they appointed ID and they got promotion. RK has to leave no excuses it aint good enough just like our squad Will bring us MM and MM's money Please please please! yeah i know d'oh!! foot - mouth you know how it goes.... i was frantically trying to defend my post and didnt engage brain before speaking....
The People's Hero Posted 8 December 2006 Posted 8 December 2006 and exactly what about our squad is above the bottom 4?? There is sufficient talent in the squad to be midtable AT LEAST. Kelly and the coaching staff are guilty of the following: - Awful tactics. - Generally over cautious. - Above point contributes to massive sapping of confidence. - Clearly the worst fitness regime in the division. Ok so no reserves doesn't help.. but excuses come too easy. - When RK has bought, he's done so laughably. - Teams with no money and inferior players (ie Colchester) have performed much better than us through effective tactics, fitness and organisation. - The players aren't playing for RK. He has no charisma.. nothing about him. - Numerous reports of him falling out with players. RK has failed to deal with lack of fitness, lack of form, ill-discipline and cannot see the error in his pointless play-to-lose-one-nil tactics. He instils fear and reluctancy where he should instil confidence and assertiveness and in short there is NOTHING good I can say about him this season. If you believe our squad is rubbish and that players like Kisnorbo, Fryatt, Maybury, Williams, Hume and Hughes are awful, you want your head looking at. They are not playing for Kelly. Do you see? Oops, forget, toe the fooking club line right... redoubling of efforts etc etc. Right you are. Loyal supporter, well fu cking done. You've made your bed, now don't complain when I tell you to fuc king lie in it. Enjoy. Idiot.
Vestan Pance Posted 8 December 2006 Posted 8 December 2006 People slating him saying we need a change but.... What does he do with this inherited (with the exception of Welsh and Low who he signed) bunch of woefulness?? Sylla - Lazy and just generally wank Low - Cant head a ball for love nor money let alone beat a player and put in a cross Welsh - Just not big enough, fast enough or strong enough Hughes - Become retarded all of a sudden, too weak and ineffective in midfield Weso - Generally unfit Fryatt - Jaded, slow, tubby doesnt look arsed Elvis - Yes he has pace, but thats it, nothing else to offer Tiatto - Altho he has dumbfounded me recently we know he's a hot head and has no right foot Nissa (big club) Johansson - Would rather be elsewhere, preferably the prem (yeah right) Macarthy - Looked ok when we first signed him cos we just had garbage 35+ defenders then, now look Williams - Never ever lived up to his promise and never will Maybury - His form since he scored that goal at Sunderland has died a death O'Grady - Not gonna make it, along the lines of Tommy Wright I'm still undecided on RK but don't forget he also signed McAuley & Johnson.
Ric Flair Posted 8 December 2006 Posted 8 December 2006 yeah i know d'oh!! foot - mouth you know how it goes.... i was frantically trying to defend my post and didnt engage brain before speaking.... You've got foot & mouth? That might explain your bizarre opinions.
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