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No mate it's proper annoying. One is proper mysterious and just takes off without telling anyone but is dead sound though. And one is a massive slag so the mornings are awkward as ****. Don't know why she doesnt go to their accomodation instead that's what I did.

Then the people she brings back i'm sure are nicking my food.

Come on Dan, put 2 & 2 together here.

You bang her, then eat your own food, job done!

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http://www.ibtimes.co.uk/bizarre-handbag-contents-uk-women-carry-sex-256547

Bizarre Handbag Contents: UK Women Carry Sex Toys and Rotten Fish

By Geetha Pillai

November 27, 2011 12:57 GMT

Those who like the look and feel of leather would undoubtedly appreciate a Gucci handbag.

It is common knowledge that a woman's handbag is a reservoir of accessories and considered an essential part of her daily life. However, a recent survey of British women has revealed some interesting items inside - including sex toys and rotten fish!

The survey, conducted on behalf of online accessories retailer AnjliLondon.com, has discovered that most women carry the usual items, like cosmetics, mobile phones and a wallet. Eighty percent of women also carried keys, a hair brush, tissues, painkillers, a handheld mirror and an umbrella.

The more bizarre items, however, were leftover and rotten food. A full two percent admitted to having carried the latter, while one even admitted to having found a rotten fish.

In what could be a partial explanation of the above, 68 percent of the women said they never admitted to emptying out their handbags. The study found that a quarter of them also carried spare underwear, while two percent keep sex toys, according to a report of the survey in the Daily Mail.

A final 27 percent carry hair-straighteners at all times, while four percent filled their bags with "chicken fillet" bust enhancers.

A total of 500 women were questioned for the survey.

Old Chinese Proverb say: Beware going down on woman with rotten fish in handbag.

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http://www.ibtimes.co.uk/bizarre-handbag-contents-uk-women-carry-sex-256547

Bizarre Handbag Contents: UK Women Carry Sex Toys and Rotten Fish

By Geetha Pillai

November 27, 2011 12:57 GMT

Those who like the look and feel of leather would undoubtedly appreciate a Gucci handbag.

It is common knowledge that a woman's handbag is a reservoir of accessories and considered an essential part of her daily life. However, a recent survey of British women has revealed some interesting items inside - including sex toys and rotten fish!

The survey, conducted on behalf of online accessories retailer AnjliLondon.com, has discovered that most women carry the usual items, like cosmetics, mobile phones and a wallet. Eighty percent of women also carried keys, a hair brush, tissues, painkillers, a handheld mirror and an umbrella.

The more bizarre items, however, were leftover and rotten food. A full two percent admitted to having carried the latter, while one even admitted to having found a rotten fish.

In what could be a partial explanation of the above, 68 percent of the women said they never admitted to emptying out their handbags. The study found that a quarter of them also carried spare underwear, while two percent keep sex toys, according to a report of the survey in the Daily Mail.

A final 27 percent carry hair-straighteners at all times, while four percent filled their bags with "chicken fillet" bust enhancers.

A total of 500 women were questioned for the survey.

Old Chinese Proverb say: Beware going down on woman with rotten fish in handbag.

Haha hun wouldn't surprise me with some woman x 

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Had a good evening out for my sis hen do , but was shocked the security men are allowed go through peoples bags x

why is that a shock?

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When I volunteered for the GBBF as a steward we looked in bags a people came in. We mainly were looking for needles, knives etc. Never found any myself but there was a lot of dirty laundry stopping off on way to or from digs. Most people were OK about it but we did not handle the contents ourselves. We asked the person to take items out. Most of the time a quick glance and a polite smile  was enough.

If  anything was found the person would be taken to one side until the right authorities were contacted. We did not search everyone. There were spotters and searchers. The spotters sent people of a certain age and look over to the searchers. Stereotyping maybe but  I tried to mix it up. The main thing was if they had a bag or holdall it was searchable.

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When I volunteered for the GBBF as a steward we looked in bags a people came in. We mainly were looking for needles, knives etc. Never found any myself but there was a lot of dirty laundry stopping off on way to or from digs. Most people were OK about it but we did not handle the contents ourselves. We asked the person to take items out. Most of the time a quick glance and a polite smile  was enough.

If  anything was found the person would be taken to one side until the right authorities were contacted. We did not search everyone. There were spotters and searchers. The spotters sent people of a certain age and look over to the searchers. Stereotyping maybe but  I tried to mix it up. The main thing was if they had a bag or holdall it was searchable.

I can see the sense of this just guess i am out the loop with all these things nowadays , but so easy to carry a weapon or drugs on you yet the lads just got let straight in x

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I can see the sense of this just guess i am out the loop with all these things nowadays , but so easy to carry a weapon or drugs on you yet the lads just got let straight in x

Possibly because there are women that hide small bottles of spirits in their handbags. Blokes drink beer and hard to conceal a six-pack  of Carling in your trouser pocket.

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was great last night when my flat mate decided to invite half of fvcking sheffield to our flat party :) :) really enjoyed cleaning this morning :)

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was great last night when my flat mate decided to invite half of fvcking sheffield to our flat party :) :) really enjoyed cleaning this morning :)

It was a great party.......and er......apologies for shitting in the bath/shower
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was great last night when my flat mate decided to invite half of fvcking sheffield to our flat party :) :) really enjoyed cleaning this morning :)

 

Which halls are you in in Shef?

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It was a great party.......and er......apologies for shitting in the bath/shower

I was sleeping in there at the time.  :dry:

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Which halls are you in in Shef?

Central quay. It's a decent hall but the ones ive been to are a lot better and are like £6 cheaper a week
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Central quay. It's a decent hall but the ones ive been to are a lot better and are like £6 cheaper a week

 

I don't think that was built when I was there.

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going the pub quiz tonight. theme is peep show. off work tomorrow and tuesday. does life get any better. a peep show quiz! yess

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