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The People's Hero

Safehouse.

By The People's Hero, in General Chat

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SOCCERROO FOX

SOCCERROO FOX

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It is when other people are drunk that I do get the chance.

:ph34r:

It's normally me and her are drunk..........but there is only ever one happy person the next day and its always me :D

Tabou

Tabou

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I wonder if Nadler is big and dark enough as a monkey to be considered a 'magnificent creature' by our resident Portologist.

If he is under 14 then he should go straight into the first team.

Tabou

Tabou

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Whoa Whoa Whoa.

Less of that - this is the SAFEHOUSE!

Apologies, my bad.

We an office slut over here. Y'all want me to send her over to the safehouse, as my contributon?

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Monk

Monk

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THIS my friends, is what this forum is missing!

Kettle is on, feet are up and la la la I can't hear the moaning!

Dr The Singh

Dr The Singh

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THIS my friends, is what this forum is missing!

Kettle is on, feet are up and la la la I can't hear the moaning!

:cry:This thread brings tears to my eyes, I miss Tabou, TBJS, Peoples Zero and others!!!!!!!

DANGEROUS TIGER

DANGEROUS TIGER

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I might have one in Maidstone.

Fancy it Mablo? You can tick the mighty mighty Stones off your list.

The Stones. Yes please. I knock around my old stompin' ground of Sevenoaks. Leave the Safehouse for a few hours, lets have an open air rave in Knole Park, it's safe there. Dylan, Beatles, Stones, and lots of booze. Oh, dammit, he said tea. :rolleyes: Oh well, never mind, I am four years late anyway! :crylaugh: .

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Alexikokopops

Alexikokopops

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Where are the "gentlemen"? lol

Intruder alert. Intruder alert. Code Dickhead.

Bwaaaaaahahahaha I just spat my tea (Yorkshire, no sugars) out at this

*said ultra, chewing on a block of lard*

Well, he wasn't chewing on one of Ian Ormonpop's flapjacks at any rate!

I lord I'd forgotten about that. Once again, I apologise to the random Leicester fan (who looked barely like Ultra) that I offered homemade flapjacks to on the train to Charlton (2-0 loss, horror show).

Mr Scruff this Thursday, with a certain Fez.

Lovely stuff.

Bwaaaahahahahaha I need to dig out the picture's of Fez from that evening! He was a mess!

I wonder if Nadler is big and dark enough as a monkey to be considered a 'magnificent creature' by our resident Portologist.

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"As an aside, apes are magnificent creatures"

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Alexikokopops

Alexikokopops

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I'VE FOUND THE ENTIRE LIST OF THRACIAN NICKNAMES!!!!!

What nicknames do people favour for our players? Mine are:

Neilsen: Sir Jimmy (as in Kneel son).

Chambers: Flying Chambers (as in Jay Cee - jay see)

N'Gotty: The Bear (as in Bruno)

McAuley: G-MAC

Clemence: The Brains ('mence-Mensa)

Kisnorbo: Kissa

Stearman: Cowboy

Sheehan: Mr Sheen

Mattock: Harry Potter (from MA)

Kishishev: Mister Kishishev (from MA)

Wesolowski: Napoleon (We-solo-ski- Napoleon Solo)

Hayes: Carlton

Porter: Night (always out)

Newton: Isaac or Sniffer

Ka'ebi: Saddam (Hossein-Hussain)

Campbell: Speedking (Colin)

Fryatt: Glossy (matt-gloss) or Fantasy (depending on his play)

Henderson: Battery (Hen)

Cort: Well. (Like our manager!)

Odhiambo: Odd-one-out (as he will be mostly)

McKay: Billy The Kid

Hellings: Devilish

Sappleton: King Kong

Logan: The Log

And the superb "apes are magnificent creatures".

King Kong - Thrac have you been showering with the youth players?

"you don't wash it like that boy, give it 'ere"

Some of you can turn any innocent remark towards the drains.

If you stood beside Sappleton you' see clearly why he might be called King Kong.

It was meant to be quite complimentary.

Clearly you have to be so careful with modern interpretations.

I suppose that's how the PC boys got to be so busy.

There'll doubtless be less than savoury meaning for the word football before long... :whistle:

There's not much that pisses me off more that people throwing the "PC-Brigade" label about willy nilly (yes, I said willy nilly), usually after they've made some kind of malicious racist comment (although that's not the case here)

What did you expect when you've nicknamed a black chap after a giant monkey (ok, King Kong's a gorilla, but I'm not a biologist)?

I know you didn't mean it in that way, but you can't sit there and call people PC boys just because they've been slightly surprised at nicknaming Ricky Sappleton after an ape.

How often have we heard stories of football players getting racial abused by crowds making monkey sounds?

You must've expected some kind of comment on it surely?

The comparison as you know related to size - as in big, strong, height, weight - the ape thing didn't come into it because, truly you'd have to first regard an ape as somehow unworthy/inferior/whatever to even think like that.

Personally, as an aside, I think apes are magnificent creatures.

In some ways I feel sorry for the warped interpretations applied to so many things these days. It's like the rape of the word gay, I suppose, which was once a happy rather than a sordid word.

I accept I may be nieve but no, I didn't expect the response.

It just wouldn't cross my mind to ever be disrespectful to a black footballer in any way and people who would make such sounds as you refer to are so far beneath contempt that I just wouldn't have any interest in reading about them or giving them any sort of creibility.

But thanks for taking the trouble to explain.

You don't know how happy I am that I instigated both "apes are magnificent creatures" and "gay" being a "sordid word" in one single outstanding post from Thracian. Hats off sir, hats off.

2006-2008 the Golden Years

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Monk

Monk

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I lord I'd forgotten about that. Once again, I apologise to the random Leicester fan (who looked barely like Ultra) that I offered homemade flapjacks to on the train to Charlton (2-0 loss, horror show).

Absolutely hilarious, had totally forgotten about that. To this day I still feel outdone that I only brought Mr Kipling Apple Slices and you brought home made flapjack. I shall try harder next time.

BUT was it actually Ultra?

AoWW

AoWW

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Absolutely hilarious, had totally forgotten about that. To this day I still feel outdone that I only brought Mr Kipling Apple Slices and you brought home made flapjack. I shall try harder next time.

BUT was it actually Ultra?

:nono:>_<

*snigger*

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Monk

Monk

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If we dig in here and fire out some flares, do you think we can tempt DiscoBob, Nationwider and Flairy back?

Whatever happened to Nationwider?

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