Annoying Song Lyrics

[Trav Le Bleu]

Inspired by Manwell's definition of Irony thread and the diatribe against Alannis Morrisette that started (quite rightfully), which song lyrics really annoy you for their stupidity/banality? I'll start with a couple. Not going to think too hard cos I know if I get started...

Save The Best For Last - Vanessa Williams

Sometimes the snow comes down in June (Frequently, especially in the extremes of the Southern Hemisphere)

Sometimes the sun goes 'round the moon (Never - this would result in the end of life on this planet - not an option)

Get Here - Oleta Adams

(selected highlights)

You can reach me by railway,

you can reach me by trailway

You can reach me on an airplane,

You can reach me by caravan,

You can reach me by sail boat,

climb a tree and swing rope to rope

Take a sled and slide down the slope,

You can jump on a speedy colt,

You can windsurf into my life

take me up on a carpet ride

You can make it in a big balloon

Not lyrics, more a list of forms of transport!

New additions welcome. Come on, I can't be the only one!

[MikeyT]

Must have taken the writer of this song ages to come up with these lyrics!!

CHEEKY GIRLS

The Cheeky Song (Touch My Bum)

Cheeky girls…………

Ooh boys cheeky girls

Ooh girls cheeky boys

Ooh boys cheeky girls

Ooh girls cheeky boys

Ooh boys cheeky girls

Ooh girls cheeky boys

Ooh boys cheeky girls

Ooh girls cheeky boys

I never ever ask where do you go

I never ever ask what do you do

I never ever ask what’s in your mind

I never ever ask if you’ll be mine

Come and smile don’t be shy

Touch my bum this is life.

Oooooh

We are the cheeky girls

We are the cheeky girls

You are the cheeky boys

You are the cheeky boys

We are the cheeky girls

We are the cheeky girls

You are the cheeky boys

You are the cheeky boys

Hhmm cheeky cheeky

(laughter)

Cheekycheekycheeky

Ooh boys cheeky girls

Ooh girls cheeky boys

Ooh boys cheeky girls

Ooh girls cheeky boys

Ooh boys cheeky girls

Ooh girls cheeky boys

Ooh boys cheeky girls

Ooh girls cheeky boys

I never ever ask where do you go

I never ever ask what do you do

I never ever ask whats in your mind

I never ever ask if you’ll be mine

Come and smile don’t be shy

Touch my bum this is life.

Unu doy trei si

(translates to one two three go)

(with other voices shouting cheeky)

We are the cheeky girls

We are the cheeky girls

You are the cheeky boys

You are the cheeky boys

We are the cheeky girls

We are the cheeky girls

You are the cheeky boys

You are the cheeky boys

Come and join the cheeky club

This is what you want

Come and sing the cheeky song

Our cheeky song woo

Come and join the cheeky club

This is what you want

Come and sing the cheeky song

Our cheeky song woo

Come and smile don’t be shy

Touch my bum this is life

Cheeky cheeky

We are the cheeky girls

We are the cheeky girls

You are the cheeky boys

You are the cheeky boys

We are the cheeky girls

We are the cheeky girls

You are the cheeky boys

You are the cheeky boys

We are the cheeky girls

We are the cheeky girls

You are the cheeky boys

You are the cheeky boys

We are the cheeky girls

We are the cheeky girls

You are the cheeky boys

You are the cheeky boys

Cheeky-cheeky

[Bellend Sebastian]

Champagne Supernova and Wonderwall

[Finnegan]

Champagne Supernova and Wonderwall

Slowly walking down the hall, faster than a cannonball!

Tune!

[Lillehamring]

i'm not gonna start on noel, it's too easy!

the most ANNOYING is where that girl says 'cen-triff-uh-gull' instead of centrifugal.

i also don't like the one where 'blue' sing about: one for the Mother's Pride.

there is also an atomic kitten song i used to hate, but have forgotten, kindly do not remind me....

[MC Prussian]

Aqua - Barbie Girl

Soulja Boy - Crank That

(yuuuuuuuuh!!!)

soulja boy tell em

ayy i got this new dance fo yall called tha Soulja Boy

(yuuuuuuuh!!!)

u gotta punch den crank back 3 times from left ta right

(aaaaaaaahhhhhhhh yuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh!!!)

Soulja Boy up In it (oh)

Watch Me Crank It

Watch Me Roll

Watch Me Crank Dat Soulja Boy

den Super Man Dat (oh)

Now watch me yuuuuuuuuuh

(Crank Dat Soulja Boy)

Now watch me yuuuuuuuuuh

(Crank Dat Soulja Boy)

Now watch me Yuuuuuuuuuh

(Crank Dat Soulja Boy)

Now watch me Yuuuuuuuuuh

(Crank Dat Soulja Boy)

Soulja Boy up In da hoe

Watch Me Crank It

Watch Me Roll

Watch Me Crank Dat Soulja Boy

den Super Man Dat hoe

Now watch me Yuuuuuuuuuuh

(Crank Dat Soulja Boy)

Now watch me yuuuuuuuuuuh

(Crank Dat Soulja Boy)

Now watch me Yuuuuuuuuuuh

(Crank Dat Soulja Boy)

Now watch me Yuuuuuuuuuuh

(Crank Dat Soulja Boy)

Soulja Boy up In da hoe

Watch Me Lean And Watch Me Rock

Super Man Dat Hoe

Then Watch Me Crank Dat Robocop

Super Fresh, Now Watch Me Jock

Joccin' On dem Hatas Mang

When I Do Dat Soulja Boy

I Lean To The Left And Crank Dat Thang

(Now Yuuuuuuuuuuh)

I'm Joccin' on yo bitch ass

And If We Get To Fightin

Den im coccin' on yo bitch ass

You Catch Me At Yo Local Party

Yes I Crank It Everyday

Haterz Get Mad Cuz

I Got Me Some Baby Names

Soulja Boy up In da Hoe

Watch Me Crank It

Watch Me Roll

Watch Me Crank Dat Soulja Boy

den Super Man Dat Hoe

Now watch me Yuuuuuuuuuuuh

(Crank Dat Soulja Boy)

Now watch me yuuuuuuuuuuuh

(Crank Dat Soulja Boy)

Now watch me Yuuuuuuuuuuuh

(Crank Dat Soulja Boy)

Now watch me Yuuuuuuuuuuuh

(Crank Dat Soulja Boy)

Soulja Boy up In da Hoe

Watch Me Crank It

Watch Me Roll

Watch Me Crank Dat Soulja Boy

den Super Man Dat Hoe

Now watch me Yuuuuuuuuuuh

(Crank Dat Soulja Boy)

Now watch me yuuuuuuuuuuh

(Crank Dat Soulja Boy)

Now watch me Yuuuuuuuuuuh

(Crank Dat Soulja Boy)

Now watch me Yuuuuuuuuuuh

(Crank Dat Soulja Boy)

I'm Bouncin On Ma Toe

Watch Me Super Soak Dat Hoe

I'ma Pass It To Arab

Then He Gon pass to da low

Haterz Wanna Be Me

Soulja Boy, I'm The Man

They Be Lookin At Ma Neck

Sayin'this da rubberband man (man)

Watch Me Do It (Watch Me Do It)

Dance (Dance)

Lean'N To (Lean'N To)

Nope,You Can't Do It Like Me

Hoe, So Don't Do It Like Me

Folks, I See You Tryna Do It Like Me

Man That Shit Was Ugly

Soulja Boy off In da Hoe

Watch Me Crank It

Watch Me Roll

Watch Me Crank Dat Soulja Boy

Then Super Man Dat Hoe

Now Watch Me Yuuuuuuuuuuuh

(Crank Dat Soulja Boy)

Now Watch Me Yuuuuuuuuuuuh

(Crank Dat Soulja Boy)

Now Watch Me Yuuuuuuuuuuuh

(Crank Dat Soulja Boy)

Now Watch Me Yuuuuuuuuuuuh

(Crank Dat Soulja Boy)

Soulja Boy off In da Hoe

Watch Me Crank It

Watch Me Roll

Watch Me Crank Dat Soulja Boy

Then Super Man Dat Hoe

Now Watch Me Yuuuuuuuuuuuh

(Crank Dat Soulja Boy)

Now Watch Me Yuuuuuuuuuuuh

(Crank Dat Soulja Boy)

Now Watch Me Yuuuuuuuuuuuh

(Crank Dat Soulja Boy)

Now Watch Me Yuuuuuuuuuuuh

(Crank Dat Soulja Boy)

im too clean off in dis hoe

Watch me crank it watch me roll

Watch me crank dat roosevelt den supa soak dat hoe(yuuuuuuhhh)

supa soak dat hoe(supa soak dat hoe)

supa soak dat hoe(supa soak dat hoe)

supa soak dat hoe(supa soak dat hoe)

supa soak dat hoe(supa soak dat hoe)

im too fresh off in dis bitch

Watch me shuffle watch me jig

Watch me crank dat Soulja Boy

Den supaman dat bitch(yuuuuuhhhh)

supaman dat bitch(supaman dat bitch)

supaman dat bitch(supaman dat bitch)

supaman dat bitch(supaman dat bitch)

(ahhhhhhhhhhhhh Yuuuuuuuuhhhh)

Soulja Boy up In da Hoe

Watch Me Crank It

Watch Me Roll

Watch Me Crank Dat Soulja Boy

Then Super Man Dat Hoe

Now Watch Me Yuuuuuuuuuuuh

(Crank Dat Soulja Boy)

Now Watch Me Yuuuuuuuuuuuh

(Crank Dat Soulja Boy)

Now Watch Me Yuuuuuuuuuuuh

(Crank Dat Soulja Boy)

Now Watch Me Yuuuuuuuuuuuh

(Crank Dat Soulja Boy)

Soulja Boy up In da Hoe

Watch Me Crank It

Watch Me Roll

Watch Me Crank Dat Soulja Boy

Then Super Man Dat Hoe

Now Watch Me Yuuuuuuuuuuuh

(Crank Dat Soulja Boy)

Now Watch Me Yuuuuuuuuuuuh

(Crank Dat Soulja Boy)

Now Watch Me Yuuuuuuuuuuuh

(Crank Dat Soulja Boy)

Now Watch Me Yuuuuuuuuuuuh

(Crank Dat Soulja Boy)

(Yuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhh)

(Ahhhhhhhhhh Yuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhh)

[purpleronnie]

All the lyrics to rockstar by nickelback.

[Lillehamring]

Super Fresh, Now Watch Me, Jock

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[Raj]

The venga Bus is coming

The venga Bus is coming

New York and San Francisco

An inter City Disco

The Venga wheels are turning...La la la la la

The Venga Bus is coming....du du du du...Matty Fryatt!!!!

du du du du....

[Trav Le Bleu]

i'm not gonna start on noel, it's too easy!

the most ANNOYING is where that girl says 'cen-triff-uh-gull' instead of centrifugal.

i also don't like the one where 'blue' sing about: one for the Mother's Pride.

there is also an atomic kitten song i used to hate, but have forgotten, kindly do not remind me....

I know the one, but can't think of the singer at the moment. That would be up there in my list too, as would any song with either:

a) a forced rhyme, like the centrifugal one, where the word is mispronunced to rhyme - no, don't do that, use different words!

b) out of place words - words that have been put in simply to create a rhyme and that have no connection whatsoever to the song

Oh and "These Words" by Natasha Bedingfield, she pronounces hyperbole as "hyper-bowl" - it's "hy-per-bo-lee", you stupid cow! Ironically, she only wrote one line of that song

[isaidno]

Scouting for Girls - Elvis aint dead coz i've heard him on the radio

The feeling- I love it when you call but you never call at all. Well how do you know that you love it then !

[syston_fox]

Scouting for Girls - Elvis aint dead coz i've heard him on the radio

The feeling- I love it when you call but you never call at all. Well how do you know that you love it then !

I've had that song stuck in my head all week!

[AoWW]

Anything involving um-fooking-brellas.

[SamL]

Anything involving um-fooking-brellas.

Don't you mean Umbrella ella ella

[Durnerz]

Don't you mean Umbrella ella ella

Eh Eh Eh Eh...

[Sparky]

Now that you are out of my life,

I'm so much better,

You thought that I'd be weak without ya,

But I'm stronger,

You thought that I'd be broke without ya,

But I'm richer,

You thought that I'd be sad without ya,

I laugh harder,

You thought I wouldn't grow without ya,

Now I'm wiser,

You thought that I'd be helpless without ya,

But I'm smarter,

You thought that I'd be stressed without ya,

But I'm chillin'

You thought I wouldn't sell without ya,

Sold nine million.

[Chorus]

I'm a survivor (what),

I'm not gonna give up (what),

I'm not gon' stop (what),

I'm gonna work harder (what),

I'm a survivor (what),

I'm gonna make it (what),

I will survive (what),

Keep on survivin' (what),

I'm a survivor (what),

I'm not gonna give up (what),

I'm not gon' stop (what),

I'm gonna work harder (what),

I'm a survivor (what),

I'm gonna make it (what),

I will survive (what),

Keep on survivin' (what).

(Verse 2)

Thought I couldn't breathe without you,

I'm inhalin'

You thought I couldn't see without you,

Perfect vision,

You thought I couldn't last without ya,

But I'm lastin'

You thought that I would die without ya,

But I'm livin'

Thought that I would fail without ya,

But I'm on top,

Though it would be over by now,

But it won't stop,

You thought that I would self-destruct,

But I'm still here,

Even in my years to come,

I'm still gon' be here.

[Chorus]

I'm a survivor (what),

I'm not gonna give up (what),

I'm not gon' stop (what),

I'm gonna work harder (what),

I'm a survivor (what),

I'm gonna make it (what),

I will survive (what),

Keep on survivin' (what),

I'm a survivor (what),

I'm not gonna give up (what),

I'm not gon' stop (what),

I'm gonna work harder (what),

I'm a survivor (what),

I'm gonna make it (what),

I will survive (what),

Keep on survivin' (what).

(Bridge)

I'm wishin' you the best,

Pray that you are blessed,

Much success, no stress, and lots of happiness,

(I'm better than that)

I'm not gonna blast you on the radio,

(I'm better than that)

I'm not gonna lie on you or your family, yo,

(I'm better than that)

I'm not gonna hate you in the magazine,

(I'm better than that)

I'm not gonna compromise my Christianity,

(I'm better than that)

You know I'm not gonna diss you on the Internet

Cause my momma told me better than that.

[Chorus]

I'm a survivor (what),

I'm not gonna give up (what),

I'm not gon' stop (what),

I'm gonna work harder (what),

I'm a survivor (what),

I'm gonna make it (what),

I will survive (what),

Keep on survivin' (what),

I'm a survivor (what),

I'm not gonna give up (what),

I'm not gon' stop (what),

I'm gonna work harder (what),

I'm a survivor (what),

I'm gonna make it (what),

I will survive (what),

Keep on survivin' (what).

Oh

(Oh)

Oh

(Oh)

Oh

(Oh)

Oh

(Oh)

Oh

(Oh)

Oh

(Oh)

Oh

(Oh)

Oh

(Oh)

After all of the darkness and sadness,

Still comes happiness,

If I surround myself with positive things,

I'll gain prosperity.

[Chorus]

I'm a survivor (what),

I'm not gonna give up (what),

I'm not gon' stop (what),

I'm gonna work harder (what),

I'm a survivor (what),

I'm gonna make it (what),

I will survive (what),

Keep on survivin' (what),

I'm a survivor (what),

I'm not gonna give up (what),

I'm not gon' stop (what)(Don't stop me now)

I'm gonna work harder (what),

I'm a survivor (what),

I'm gonna make it (what),

I will survive (what),

Keep on survivin' (what).

[Chorus]

I'm a survivor (what),

I'm not gonna give up (what),

I'm not gon' stop (what),

I'm gonna work harder (what),

I'm a survivor (what),

I'm gonna make it (what),

I will survive (what),

Keep on survivin' (what),

I'm a survivor (what),

I'm not gonna give up (what),

I'm not gon' stop (what),

I'm gonna work harder (what),

I'm a survivor (what),

I'm gonna make it (what),

I will survive (what),

Keep on survivin' (what).

[Daggers]

<CHEEKY GIRLS>

I do wonder if I am the only person to have never heard this song?

[Bellend Sebastian]

I do wonder if I am the only person to have never heard this song?

You haven't lived. You'll be telling us that you haven't heard 'Take Your Shoes Off' or 'Have A Cheeky Christmas', but you'd be forgiven for not having heard the criminally ignored 'Cheeky Flamenco'.

The Cheeky Girls are the only turn I know who's Mum writes their songs for them. Apparently they did an 'appearance' in Humberstone Gate a few years ago much to the bemusement of passers by.

I was fortunate enough to stand next to them at a charity run in Hyde Park a couple of years ago. I was close enough to touch them, but I didn't because although they look better in real life than they do on the telly they are still a bit weird

[Lillehamring]

I know the one, but can't think of the singer at the moment. That would be up there in my list too, as would any song with either:

a) a forced rhyme, like the centrifugal one, where the word is mispronunced to rhyme - no, don't do that, use different words!

b) out of place words - words that have been put in simply to create a rhyme and that have no connection whatsoever to the song

Oh and "These Words" by Natasha Bedingfield, she pronounces hyperbole as "hyper-bowl" - it's "hy-per-bo-lee", you stupid cow! Ironically, she only wrote one line of that song

shit, take a look at the rest...

I don't want another heartbreak

I don't need another turn to cry

I don't want to learn the hard way

Baby hello, oh no, goodbye

But you got me like a rocket

Shooting straight across the sky

It' s the way you love me

It's a feeling like this

It's centrifugal motion

It's perpetual bliss

It's that pivotal moment

It's (ah) impossible

This kiss, this kiss

Unstoppable

This kiss, this kiss

Cinderella said to Snow White

"How does love get so off course

All I wanted was a white knight

With a good heart, soft

touch, fast horse

Ride me off into the sunset

Baby I'm forever yours"

It' s the way you love me

It's a feeling like this

It's centrifugal motion

It's perpetual bliss

It's that pivotal moment

It's (ah) unthinkable

This kiss, this kiss

Unsinkable

This kiss, this kiss

It's the way you love me

It's the way you love me

It's the way you love me

It's the way you love me

You can kiss me in the moonlight

On the rooftop under the sky, oh

You can kiss me with

the windows open

While the rain comes

pourin' inside, oh

Kiss me in sweet slow motion

Let's let everything slide

You got me floatin'

You got me flyin'

It' s the way you love me

It's a feeling like this

It's centrifugal motion

It's perpetual bliss

It's that pivotal moment

It's (ah) subliminal

This kiss, this kiss

It's criminal

It' s the way you love me

It's a feeling like this

It's centrifugal motion

It's perpetual bliss

It's that pivotal moment

It's (ah) subliminal

This kiss, this kiss

It's the way you love me...

It's the way you love me...

(fade)

...faith hill

[Geo V]

Get Here (If You Can) lyrics

Song performed by Oleta Adams,

You can reach me by railway, you can reach me by trailway

You can reach me on an airplane, you can reach me with your mind

You can reach me by caravan, cross the desert like an Arab man

I don't care how you get here, just- get here if you can

You can reach me by sailboat, climb a tree and swing rope to rope

Take a sled and slide down slow, into these arms of mine

You can jump on a speedy colt, cross the border in a blaze of hope

I don't care how you get here, just- get here if you can

There are hills and mountains between us

Always something to get over

If I had my way, then surely you would be closer

I need you closer

(interlude, then repeat bridge)

You can windsurf into my life, take me up on a carpet ride

You can make it in a big balloon, but you better make it soon

You can reach me by caravan, cross the desert like an Arab man

I don't care how you get here, just- get here if you can

I don't care, I dont care, I need you right here right now

I need you right here, right now, right by my side (yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)

I don't care how you get here, just- get here if you can.

[Zingari]

everything by leonard cohen , nearly everything by the smiths, and most of david bowies early stuff

[Steven]

The venga Bus is coming

The venga Bus is coming

New York and San Francisco

An inter City Disco

The Venga wheels are turning...La la la la la

The Venga Bus is coming....du du du du...Matty Fryatt!!!!

du du du du....

The Brazilian bird was good looking though.

[purpleronnie]

nearly everything by the smiths, and most of david bowies early stuff

[Bellend Sebastian]

The Brazilian bird was good looking though.

I agree but at the same time there was always a concern at the back of my mind that she was actually a man

[Lillehamring]

everything by leonard cohen , nearly everything by the smiths, and most of david bowies early stuff

- what! even 'don't go home with your hard-on'?