What grinds my gears...

[MooseBreath]

Hiya Rincey wincey spider how's your weekend going?

[srbfox]

People do tend to be quite disappointing. They're so plain. Myself included. I've literally never got anything interesting to say, and rarely meet anyone who has.

The majority are stupid, I don't know how they manage to get out of bed in the morning. No concept of thought or attitude.

Who else feels like it then dragging this countries economy back on its feet while other just moan!

I realise I am morning here

[Buce]

People do tend to be quite disappointing. They're so plain. Myself included. I've literally never got anything interesting to say, and rarely meet anyone who has.

I'm kinda liking the new, improved, softer version of Moose.

Have you got a new woman in your life?

[bovril]

The majority are stupid, I don't know how they manage to get out of bed in the morning. No concept of thought or attitude.

Who else feels like it then dragging this countries economy back on its feet while other just moan!

I realise I am morning here

 

Irony overload.

[sphericalfox]

I'm kinda liking the new, improved, softer version of Moose.

Have you got a new woman in your life?

 

You are very presumptuous. He's probably the oldest virgin on here. 

[Strokes]

You are very presumptuous. He's probably the oldest virgin on here.

I didn't realise you were younger than moose.

[Rincewind]

I am wary of it tbh. My philosophy is never trust a politician or a WUM. 

Or somebody attempting to be funny on FoxesTalk.

[Dr The Singh]

Hiya Rincey wincey spider how's your weekend going?

You asking Rincy out again???? Look, no means no. However Thrac maybe more your type, he showers at least once a week

You are very presumptuous. He's probably the oldest virgin on here.

I thought that was Rincy?

[Buce]

I am wary of it tbh. My philosophy is never trust a politician or a WUM.

Or somebody attempting to be funny on FoxesTalk.

Credit where it's due, Rince.

I'm quick enough to jump on him when he deserves it.

[srbfox]

Irony overload.

Over your head mate

[AyewJoking]

I just get the checkout girl to pack it.

 

 bit sexist, some of my best friends are checkout boys

[Jimothy]

bit sexist, some of my best friends are checkout boys

I think you misheard them when they said they checkout boys.

[MooseBreath]

I'm kinda liking the new, improved, softer version of Moose.

Have you got a new woman in your life?

Can't be too severe on here these days otherwise you know what happens.

However I was trying to say that everyone is a boring motherfvker, but I'd had a few beers which compelled me to write the crap about including myself in that. That was just jovial false modesty brought on by the alcohol. I'm actually much more interesting than most people, except perhaps sphericalfox. All I want for Christmas is sphericalfox to write some new blog content. Superb stuff, really.

[Buce]

Can't be too severe on here these days otherwise you know what happens.

However I was trying to say that everyone is a boring motherfvker, but I'd had a few beers which compelled me to write the crap about including myself in that. That was just jovial false modesty brought on by the alcohol. I'm actually much more interesting than most people, except perhaps sphericalfox. All I want for Christmas is sphericalfox to write some new blog content. Superb stuff, really.

Ah, normality returns.

I guess there isn't a woman, after all.

[sphericalfox]

I didn't realise you were younger than moose.

 

Shit best tell the wife and kids that I'm not legit.

[sphericalfox]

Can't be too severe on here these days otherwise you know what happens.

However I was trying to say that everyone is a boring motherfvker, but I'd had a few beers which compelled me to write the crap about including myself in that. That was just jovial false modesty brought on by the alcohol. I'm actually much more interesting than most people, except perhaps sphericalfox. All I want for Christmas is sphericalfox to write some new blog content. Superb stuff, really.

 

Aww, we got a peek behind the curtain? Let us in Moose, let us in. There's got to be more to Moose than the facade on here. There's got to be! 

[MooseBreath]

Don't make me bring out the pancake, sphezzer, just get writing some more of that blog

[Great Boos Up]

Great 45mins to wrap my wife's Christmas present before she gets back. NOT long enough!

I know the cellotape is in the top drawer full of useful things. Not now! Since I sorted it 6 months ago it's full of receipts and old lottery tickets and birthday cards from months ago and a whole pile of sh*t that is not useful.

OK found it in the second drawer for some reason.

Now hold it to the light and rotate slowly fourteen times till you can see what maybe the end of the roll. Now gently at first then furiously scrape your nail in the roll to try and lift an edge.

If got a corner! pull the corner sharply so the tape splits into two halves.

Correction, repeat the above and slowly pull the tape in the hope that it comes away in one piece.

Cut tape with your teeth and wrap it round your finger till it's useless.

Repeat all the above and keep cutting with scissors until you have several strips stuck to the edge of a table.

Use the scissors to prise the stuck pieces away from the table and... SOD THIS! where is my staple gun?

Oh yeah, I put it in the top drawer of useful things.......

[Merging Cultures]

The cushions the wife keeps in storage for years and then gets pissed off at you when you let the small dog sleep on one.

[Buce]

The cushions the wife keeps in storage for years and then gets pissed off at you when you let the small dog sleep on one.

She's a woman, MC.

Why would you expect logical behaviour?

[Unabomber]

I didn't realise you were younger than moose.

hahahahahaha

[Dr The Singh]

Fookers giving my number out. Just got a text from a very old friend. If I wanted to contact him or give my number to him, I would have done so, it would never have taken 20 years.

Edited 8 December 2015 by Dr The Singh

[Julian Joachim Jr Shabadoo]

The cushions the wife keeps in storage for years and then gets pissed off at you when you let the small dog sleep on one.

Also, the fact that all the Mrs's keep many useless cushions in storage, but when they can't put something in the wardrobe cause your guitar's in there it's "you need to sell all your belongings, we don't have room for them." No we fvcking don't cause every bit of storage is rammed full of shit cushions and clothes that you've got no chance of fitting into anymore!

[Buce]

Also, the fact that all the Mrs's keep many useless cushions in storage, but when they can't put something in the wardrobe cause your guitar's in there it's "you need to sell all your belongings, we don't have room for them." No we fvcking don't cause every bit of storage is rammed full of shit cushions and clothes that you've got no chance of fitting into anymore!

Very much this.

When we moved house, I was ruthless about throwing old stuff away; the missus filled half the removal truck with stuff that even the charity shops would refuse.

[leicsmac]

The way we seem to never learn from history and it keeps repeating itself in the same old cycles.

Economic downturn...rise of nationalism based on perception that everything else has failed...remind me, what comes next in this sequence?

It's as if we're hard wired to do the same shit throughout history over and over. The idea of "those who forget history are doomed to repeat it" is rubbish - if anything, the opposite is true, those who remember it want to repeat it because it gives them a reason to hate.