What grinds my gears...

[Tevez]

Peple moaning that a Grade B isn't good enough.

[Webbo]

Jehst! Is this you?

[Guest]

Spiders. Have had to kill 6 fucking huge spiders in under a week.

I hope we have a sudden cold snap and they all freeze and die.

This is what husbands are for; arachnid eviction. I was hoping that the snow we had earlier in the year would kill the buggers off; obviously not.

[StanSP]

Spiders. Have had to kill 6 fucking huge spiders in under a week.

I hope we have a sudden cold snap and they all freeze and die.

Fuck the cold snap. I just hope they die in some way.

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

I'm the underdog!

[lavrentis]

Holy fooking shit! Massive spider on the wall atm, just took a pic of it don't dare to kill it.

[StanSP]

Holy fooking shit! Massive spider on the wall atm, just took a pic of it don't dare to kill it.

Why not??

i've used a lot of deodorant recently to kill the little fuckers.

[lildave3]

Why not??

i've used a lot of deodorant recently to kill the little fuckers.

Evil.

I let them roam.

They're doing no harm, and they inevitably disappear.

[Samilktray]

This reminds me of this...

[ACF]

No, I like cheese.

Apart from blue cheese that is.

[Finnegan]

Spiders. Have had to kill 6 fucking huge spiders in under a week.

I hope we have a sudden cold snap and they all freeze and die.

I'm seriously having this problem.

What the fuck is going on!? It's like zombie apocalypse... with spiders.

[CosbehFox]

Bury FC for waffy statements like

'we advised you to buy tickets for the Rochdale game from Gigg Lane but they will be available on the day at Spotland'.

Daft and puts me on edge about travelling two hours to watch the local derby.

[James.]

1. People.

2. Monday.

3. Feeling like shit.

The weekend has caught up with me.

[lookwhaticando]

The common cold.

Haven't had a simple cold in years, I've been hooked on the tougher stuff... strep throat and bronchitis.

This cold is shit. At least I'm off work for a few days to recover.

[James.]

The common cold.

Haven't had a simple cold in years, I've been hooked on the tougher stuff... strep throat and bronchitis.

This cold is shit. At least I'm off work for a few days to recover.

Off work? With a cold?

Pussy.

[lookwhaticando]

Off work? With a cold?

Pussy.

No, I was scheduled off Mon/Tue/Wed anyway.

That's luck, for a change.

[Guest]

The stupid bint on 5live going on about both Sheffyoo's equalisers being "in front of the home support". Of course they were, love, it's at Bramall Lane, you tit.

[Father Ted]

When you go to the swimming baths to swim but instead you can't because some 10-year old dickturnips decide to jump in where-ever you go to swim! And then the 'lifeguards' just stand there talking to each other or playing on their mobile phones! Knobheads!

[Budweiser]

Benefit cheats. ****ing kill the pricks

[Fox92]

Again, umbrellas

[Guest]

Row over Derby car park clamping scheme.

Seriously love, if you can't park a car neatly between two white lines, then you shouldn't be on the roads. A fine would be the least of your worries if I had my way.

There are far too many people driving in this country. Stories like this merely strengthen my point of view.

[Alexikokopops]

Row over Derby car park clamping scheme.

Seriously love, if you can't park a car neatly between two white lines, then you shouldn't be on the roads. A fine would be the least of your worries if I had my way.

There are far too many people driving in this country. Stories like this merely strengthen my point of view.

If she had any sense she could probably not pay it

[Guest]

If she had any sense she could probably not pay it

[James.]

On a related note what really grinds my gears are the little cunts who drive those ridiculously small motorbikes with the amazingly loud engines. You look like dicks and you make my ears bleed. Plus I could probably run faster.

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

People who think that having a shit exhaust on their shit car gives them a license to do Ayrton Senna impressions. It doesn't and driving around like a twat will not get you what you're blatantly after. People will just laugh and pity you.

Just in general.