The People's Hero Posted 14 October 2008 Posted 14 October 2008 If the Black Widow comes over here. I'm gonna take it out. So don't even think about it, Widow-Legs.
ozleicester Posted 14 October 2008 Posted 14 October 2008 The black widows i think are called "redbacks" over here (i know, very inventive name). Was in the garden yesterday and moved one of the plastic (high class here) outdoor chairs...sitting quietly under the arm was one of the little b'stards. Needless to say she met the sole of my shoe pretty quick. But the little buggers are everywhere.
The People's Hero Posted 14 October 2008 Posted 14 October 2008 The black widows i think are called "redbacks" over here (i know, very inventive name). Was in the garden yesterday and moved one of the plastic (high class here) outdoor chairs...sitting quietly under the arm was one of the little b'stards. Needless to say she met the sole of my shoe pretty quick. But the little buggers are everywhere. Fu ckers. Isn't Australia full of poisonous creatures - spiders/snakes etc? Man I hate spiders. I'm going to seek out and kill some later.
The People's Hero Posted 14 October 2008 Posted 14 October 2008 I could take a spider out. Spiders are well pussy.
Dr The Singh Posted 14 October 2008 Posted 14 October 2008 I want to be bitten by one of those very rare genetically engineered spiders and become Spider Singh, but don't expect heriocs, i'm more likely gonna be robbing banks etc!!!
SOCCERROO FOX Posted 14 October 2008 Posted 14 October 2008 I could take a spider out. Spiders are well pussy. I had one 10cm from my face when i was up late on here listening to a game and i shit my self and grabbed my drink bottle and smashed it legs every where. The body is still yet to be found
The People's Hero Posted 14 October 2008 Posted 14 October 2008 I had one 10cm from my face when i was up late on here listening to a game and i shit my self and grabbed my drink bottle and smashed it legs every where. The body is still yet to be found I found one in my car the other day, I very nearly killed myself swerving all over the round. I pulled over and killed the arsehole with a rolled up Plumpton Racecourse Programme. I bloody hate the things. There was a massive one at work once which emerged when I was using sealant to fill a big crack at the top of a wall between glass and wall (I know, I know)... it emerged, so I sealed his ass. Entombed. Fuc ker.
Phube Posted 14 October 2008 Posted 14 October 2008 I had one 10cm from my face when i was up late on here listening to a game and i shit my self and grabbed my drink bottle and smashed it legs every where. The body is still yet to be found I think I remeber that.. you were scared for the rest of the game!!!
FoxesFan100 Posted 14 October 2008 Posted 14 October 2008 I hate those fast bastards, they bomb it across the room, i remember one time my dad tried to grab it and he got the legs and pulled them of. It aint running anymore
The People's Hero Posted 14 October 2008 Posted 14 October 2008 I once saved a creature caught in a spiders' web from being consumed by killing the spidery monster. I'm waiting for the moment I can call in a favour from that particular random flying insect. I wonder if he ever freed himself from the web.
Trav Le Bleu Posted 14 October 2008 Posted 14 October 2008 The Funnel Web Spider is so venomous that it can kill a man in 5 seconds. For years people used to think it was called a Fu, because natives would rush up and say, "Help! I've just been bitten by a Fu..."
Finnegan Posted 14 October 2008 Posted 14 October 2008 Oh fook off. See this is what happens when we send away our convicts. They might not be the brightest bunch, so it may take a couple of hundred years, but eventually they'll work out just what's best to piss us off and send it back. Needless to say the Finners is not amused. Not in the slightest.
Bellend Sebastian Posted 14 October 2008 Posted 14 October 2008 I hate most spiders but I don't mind those ones with the big bums that make nice webs outside in the autumn. They seem quite diligent and hardworking and not threatening at all, not like other spiders who just seem like bastards
Thracian Posted 14 October 2008 Posted 14 October 2008 Spiders are fascinating like so many small creatures. Their abilities make human athleticism seem so limited. Thinking insects are the future. Especially nano-insects. I suppose they'll be remote controlled but imagine the potential of a controllable insect, real or man-made! There'd be no need for wars. If Bushy wanted rid of Saddam Hussein he could have sent his nano-assassin in past all the security, under all the protecting doors, up over his shoetop and one tiny nip and the job would have been done - no Saddam but no war either and all that money saved to build hospitals and help the poor! http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nanotechnology
The People's Hero Posted 14 October 2008 Posted 14 October 2008 Spiders are fascinating like so many small creatures. Their abilities make human athleticism seem so limited. Thinking insects are the future. Especially nano-insects. I suppose they'll be remote controlled but imagine the potential of a controllable insect, real or man-made!There'd be no need for wars. If Bushy wanted rid of Saddam Hussein he could have sent his nano-assassin in past all the security, under all the protecting doors, up over his shoetop and one tiny nip and the job would have been done - no Saddam but no war either and all that money saved to build hospitals and help the poor! http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nanotechnology You're on another planet, you are!
Bellend Sebastian Posted 14 October 2008 Posted 14 October 2008 You're on another planet, you are! The planet of the nano-spiders. I've been. It was ace
The People's Hero Posted 14 October 2008 Posted 14 October 2008 The planet of the nano-spiders. I've been. It was ace I've got an ipod nano. I hope it's not full of spiders. Bleuuuuuurgh. I might buy myself a bird, they eat spiders right? Yeah! Come on birds! But wait... what of the bird eating spider?
Trav Le Bleu Posted 14 October 2008 Posted 14 October 2008 I've got an ipod nano. I hope it's not full of spiders.Bleuuuuuurgh. I might buy myself a bird, they eat spiders right? Yeah! Come on birds! But wait... what of the bird eating spider? You mean you've never heard of the bird eating spider eating bird?
Finnegan Posted 14 October 2008 Posted 14 October 2008 I hate most spiders but I don't mind those ones with the big bums that make nice webs outside in the autumn. They seem quite diligent and hardworking and not threatening at all, not like other spiders who just seem like bastards agreed. House spiders, bastards.
Katy Posted 14 October 2008 Posted 14 October 2008 Lovely stuff. I'm not a fan of the arachnid but I've had one of those crappy ones that are all leg and not much body in my bedroom, hanging from the corner of the ceiling near my bed for about a week now. He does no harm, he can stay for the time being.
Finnegan Posted 14 October 2008 Posted 14 October 2008 Lovely stuff.I'm not a fan of the arachnid but I've had one of those crappy ones that are all leg and not much body in my bedroom, hanging from the corner of the ceiling near my bed for about a week now. He does no harm, he can stay for the time being. ... you freak. I'd have had a panic attack and assaulted it with boiling water, boomerangs and magazines by now.
Katy Posted 14 October 2008 Posted 14 October 2008 ... you freak. I'd have had a panic attack and assaulted it with boiling water, boomerangs and magazines by now. Thanks. It really is the most rubbish spider ever though, it just kind of hangs there with its poor excuse of a body. I mean how do all the vital organs and all that jazz fit in it? Amazing.
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