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I noticed Monster Energy may contain nuts and i have a peaunt alergy. Is their another option for desert?

Im sure due to you letting me know early I could arrange an alternative for you on the day.

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Your in. Club Priest.

So give me someone who will shortly be sold to come with me as an ambassador.

Preferably someone who enjoys snorting coke of a hooker's tits as much as I do.

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So give me someone who will shortly be sold to come with me as an ambassador.

Preferably someone who enjoys snorting coke of a hooker's tits as much as I do.

Mutu will join based on that offer.

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Reserve team manager. What an honour :chant:

EDIT - Oh having just read the list im only reserve team coach however its still an honour just to work for FC City Of Leicester.

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I'll be the reserve keeper. I'm getting on and overweight so I'm basically happy on the bench. As long as I'm getting big bucks.

Number 88 coz I weigh as much as two fat ladies.

I'll come on in the 89th minute so someone can shin one in...

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where it says crest is where the badge goes.. i dont know wehat that is so i just wrote it on so you had an idea.

What do you think?

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The Manager Speaks

I am thrilled to have been appointed as the first manager in what I hope will be an historical period of sport for the City of Leicester. After just 24 hours in the job, I already have a feeling of great optimism about what has been created here. The future looks truly bright for the development of the club and I am proud to be a part of what is going on.

Many of you will already have read about the player signings that have been made already and others are already in the pipeline. The major pieces of the jigsaw that is my back room team have also been put into place and I am looking forward to working hard with those around me to create early success for the team.

That success will not come however if everyone of us does not contribute 100%. Any less will be seen as failure and individuals who do not give their all will play no part in the long term future of the club.

Our team is like a mouth. Without it, our body (the club) cannot function correctly and will not be nourished and as such will not develop. Our players are like teeth and if they do not position themselves correctly within the mouth they will be ugly and disjointed and people (the fans) will not want to look at them. Any teeth that do not keep clean will bring about decay to the mouth and as such they will have to be extracted to avoid the spread of said decay. A sudden extraction or falling out where teeth are concerned will obviously leave a gap whch I will look to fill with a temporary tooth until such time as either a new tooth is purchased or we are able to develop a tooth from the gums (the reserves).

I will be looking to keep it sharp up front with plenty of bite in the midfield. At the back, our big guys will bring a bit of wisdom to proceedings and who knows in a couple of years we might be able to boast a couple of caps.

Look after your mothers

Hullfox

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FC-CITY.jpg

where it says crest is where the badge goes.. i dont know wehat that is so i just wrote it on so you had an idea.

What do you think?

Not bad :thumbup:

The Manager Speaks

I am thrilled to have been appointed as the first manager in what I hope will be an historical period of sport for the City of Leicester. After just 24 hours in the job, I already have a feeling of great optimism about what has been created here. The future looks truly bright for the development of the club and I am proud to be a part of what is going on.

Many of you will already have read about the player signings that have been made already and others are already in the pipeline. The major pieces of the jigsaw that is my back room team have also been put into place and I am looking forward to working hard with those around me to create early success for the team.

That success will not come however if everyone of us does not contribute 100%. Any less will be seen as failure and individuals who do not give their all will play no part in the long term future of the club.

Our team is like a mouth. Without it, our body (the club) cannot function correctly and will not be nourished and as such will not develop. Our players are like teeth and if they do not position themselves correctly within the mouth they will be ugly and disjointed and people (the fans) will not want to look at them. Any teeth that do not keep clean will bring about decay to the mouth and as such they will have to be extracted to avoid the spread of said decay. A sudden extraction or falling out where teeth are concerned will obviously leave a gap whch I will look to fill with a temporary tooth until such time as either a new tooth is purchased or we are able to develop a tooth from the gums (the reserves).

I will be looking to keep it sharp up front with plenty of bite in the midfield. At the back, our big guys will bring a bit of wisdom to proceedings and who knows in a couple of years we might be able to boast a couple of caps.

Look after your mothers

Hullfox

:giggle:

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FC-CITY.jpg

where it says crest is where the badge goes.. i dont know wehat that is so i just wrote it on so you had an idea.

What do you think?

lol

Ellas is at the bottom - Greece.

Nice to know you used the greek kit as a template.

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Training ground bust up

Ross Kempov was allegedly involved in an incident with little winger Jake Shingler this afternoon. It's alleged that Shingler was annoying Kempov with flicks and tricks, and Kempov kicked out which caused a cold war type atmosphere amongst the players. The big Russian spoke out saying only "I vill brake him". We await comment from Shingler.

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Training ground bust up

Ross Kempov was allegedly involved in an incident with little winger Jake Shingler this afternoon. It's alleged that Shingler was annoying Kempov with flicks and tricks, and Kempov kicked out which caused a cold war type atmosphere amongst the players. The big Russian spoke out saying only "I vill brake him". We await comment from Shingler.

You're supposed to use the press officer.

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Roberto Di Lorenzo Mayleano on the lookout

The newly recruited italian scout has been given his first few assignments. Rumour has it that he is currently watching Tommy G of Thurlaston Magpies FC. Tommy G is highly thought of in local football and is renouned for his no nonsence attitude towards players and officials alike. Mr 'G' as he is known to his club mates has the strength of a buffallo and would add to the FC CoL squad. Watch this space.

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On signing for the club, Corky told the media- "I am excited by this challenge. The club will grow and grow, and in time will be a big club with a large fanbase and great stadium. I can't wait to make my debut".

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Me, Hully and Stevosevic require all first teamers to report to training for 9am tomorrow. No excuses lads...

Some stretches first...

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Then maybe some 5 aside...

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Then a match...

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Finally a team bath...

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FC City of Leicester is rumored to be signing an Australian attacking midfeilder, who has uncontracted for 18 months while recovering from alcohol related issues, has been on trial for the last fortnight under the watch full eye of manager Hugh Fox and the clubs psychiatrist. Little is known about the Australian other than he is 22 who has a tendency to get plenty of cards due to his tough and uncomprimising play who has a killer left foot from long range.
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Swedish Playboy AWOL

In light of the news that City of Leicester are on the verge of signing an unnamed Australian midfielder, Ric Flair has gone AWOL from the club's lavish training complex. The Swedish hellraiser/charmer, managed to pick the lock on the security gate, whilst the rest of the squad were watching Irritable Bowel Syndrome III on DVD in the cinema room. Flair, 25, hasn't been seen since 11 am yesterday and neither has his local pub.

Cliff Ginnetta, the former Spokesman for Leicester City Supporters Club, who has recently taken over a similar freelance role at City of Leicester, has lambasted ' The Stockholm Shagger '.

" Flair is nothing but a nuisance. The boy has so much natural ability and yet almost every week he put's the cat amongst the pigeons and usually it culminates with him being seen with a young student on each fist in Life or that that club Moth. We're all sick of it. "

We wait with baited breath to see where The Blonde Bombshell will pitch up next.

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Holloway backs Hullfox appointment

Ian Holloway has today claimed that Hullfox "was the right man for the job" at FCOL. "Hullfox is a great bloke, ooh arr, and will bring them success. No square pegs in round holes and badger-mating, he'll do well for them and get them in the taxi and have a coffee".

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Player fails Drugs Test

A current member of the FC City of Leicester squad has failed a drugs test, the player will remain unnamed until investigations are completed fully. Assistant Manager Stevosevic had little to say on the matter claiming "it is a matter for the club to deal with internally at the moment" and refused to reveal more. More from Skysports News as it happens...

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