Brainy Posted 13 April 2009 Posted 13 April 2009 here It's quite long (took me about 20 minutes) so it's probably not the test you want to do for a joke, but if anybody wants to give it a go it asks really good precise questions. Hopefully one or two of you will do it and i'll be able to compare it to mine and see if it's as bad as it looks. I scored 46/100 so it's quite worrying.
lavrentis Posted 13 April 2009 Posted 13 April 2009 33/100 "You show some mild symptoms of depression."
potter3 Posted 13 April 2009 Posted 13 April 2009 16/100 "You show absolutely no signs of depression. Indeed, you seem like one of the happiest people around. Way to go! Keep your spirits up! "
Samilktray Posted 13 April 2009 Posted 13 April 2009 33/100"You show some mild symptoms of depression." I got this. I dont feel depressed at all. Load of bollocks.
Libertine Posted 13 April 2009 Posted 13 April 2009 61. You responded in a way that indicates moderate to severe depressive symptoms. Your results will tell you whether you meet the criteria for a depressive illness diagnosis. In any case, it is strongly recommended that you see your physician as soon as you can. Depression is treatable and the success rate is very high. You may feel now that every day is a struggle, but things WILL get better. After some time, facing another day will become easier and gradually, you will find joy again. Please, see a doctor; you really do not need to suffer this way. Remember, depression is a medical problem and it is not ''just in your head”. It is not something you did, you are not being punished, and it is not your fault. You don't deserve to suffer, no matter how badly you feel about yourself right now. There is help, so please, go and get it.
Samilktray Posted 13 April 2009 Posted 13 April 2009 61. You responded in a way that indicates moderate to severe depressive symptoms. Your results will tell you whether you meet the criteria for a depressive illness diagnosis. In any case, it is strongly recommended that you see your physician as soon as you can. Depression is treatable and the success rate is very high. You may feel now that every day is a struggle, but things WILL get better. After some time, facing another day will become easier and gradually, you will find joy again. Please, see a doctor; you really do not need to suffer this way. Remember, depression is a medical problem and it is not ''just in your head”. It is not something you did, you are not being punished, and it is not your fault. You don't deserve to suffer, no matter how badly you feel about yourself right now. There is help, so please, go and get it.
cisono Posted 13 April 2009 Posted 13 April 2009 I scored 46/100 so it's quite worrying. You might want to try a test to measure if you are a worrier... Depression tests are not very reliable, in my opinion.
Libertine Posted 13 April 2009 Posted 13 April 2009 You might want to try a test to measure if you are a worrier... Depression tests are not very reliable, in my opinion. Are they unhealthy? I bet they are.
Finnegan Posted 14 April 2009 Posted 14 April 2009 I hate stuff like this. I mean there's no real danger on FT, a forum largely full of jokers. But one whiff of this on a more teen heavy forum and it's competition time to see who can be the most depreshunz. On a less whiney note, though, it's quite amusing how much more detailed this is to an actual depression test (as given to you by the doctor) which consists of about twelve questions you answer from "I agree, I strongly agree, I don't agree" etc. I can't for the life of me remember what the form's called and I can't find one on the internet. It's pretty funny, though.
BoneDog Posted 14 April 2009 Posted 14 April 2009 79/100 "You are an inspiration for those of us who worry. In-fact, have you ever thought of being a counsellor?"
Raj Posted 14 April 2009 Posted 14 April 2009 hereIt's quite long (took me about 20 minutes) so it's probably not the test you want to do for a joke, but if anybody wants to give it a go it asks really good precise questions. Hopefully one or two of you will do it and i'll be able to compare it to mine and see if it's as bad as it looks. I scored 46/100 so it's quite worrying. FCUK THAT!!! things are bad enough as they are(except for last minute goals against Leeds scum!)
Bellend Sebastian Posted 14 April 2009 Posted 14 April 2009 I'm not depressed in the slightest. Thanks to the pills
Ultra Posted 14 April 2009 Posted 14 April 2009 hereIt's quite long (took me about 20 minutes) so it's probably not the test you want to do for a joke, but if anybody wants to give it a go it asks really good precise questions. Hopefully one or two of you will do it and i'll be able to compare it to mine and see if it's as bad as it looks. I scored 46/100 so it's quite worrying. Maybe it is. That's what I scored too.
Mikey Posted 14 April 2009 Posted 14 April 2009 10/100 'You show absolutely no signs of depression. Indeed, you seem like one of the happiest people around. Way to go! Keep your spirits up!'
Libertine Posted 14 April 2009 Posted 14 April 2009 Anyone who gets a higher score than me is just lying.
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