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They said a flu pandemic was due....

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It could be that the death of 150 people is news and the papers are doing their job reporting it.

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TPH is meant to be flying to Mexico today, I wonder if his flight has been cancelled.

Oh dear. He's been looking forward to his trip too.

Maybe we should ban him to ensure the site doesn't get infected when he comes back :thumbsup:

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Oh dear. He's been looking forward to his trip too.

Maybe we should ban him to ensure the site doesn't get infected when he comes back :thumbsup:

I sent him a message and got this response

"I'm in Hastings. Fucking pigs"

Turns out he got a full refund though.

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I sent him a message and got this response

"I'm in Hastings. Fucking pigs"

Turns out he got a full refund though.

We could still ban him as a precaution

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Seriously now, this is really doing my head in. The final straw for me was the hysterical schoolgirl in Devon on tonight's BBC news; "I don't want to get swine flu", she blubbed. In all honesty love, if you present with symptoms you will be prescribed the necessary medication to make you all better as quickly as possible. In fact, I can wager that if you get a mild cold in the next few weeks, you will get the drugs as a precaution.

As a person in the "majorly at risk" category, I really don't care about this disease. I could get knocked off my bike tomorrow. I've better things to worry about, like my exams.

Sod the fact that winter flu kills thousands each year, that's not worth worrying about.....

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Someones got it in my town and I really don't want it.

Redditch? Aha!!

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I'm pig sick of hearing about it to be honest.

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I sent him a message and got this response

"I'm in Hastings. Fucking pigs"

Turns out he got a full refund though.

Ahh gutted for him, he has been talking about this a while. Hopefully they can get away somewhere else for a bit.

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I kid you not, I actually saw some bloke wearing one of these face masks today in town and i'm pretty sure he wasn't a builder or a doctor.

Wasn't anyone on here was it, and how long is it before we are all wearing them??

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I kid you not, I actually saw some bloke wearing one of these today in town and i'm pretty sure he wasn't a builder or a doctor.

Wasn't anyone on here was it, and how long is it before we are all wearing them??

Apparently a waste of time anyway.

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I kid you not, I actually saw some bloke wearing one of these face masks today in town and i'm pretty sure he wasn't a builder or a doctor.

Wasn't anyone on here was it, and how long is it before we are all wearing them??

Oh my God what a numptie! Id rather catch it than walk around wearing one of those things :rolleyes:

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At current levels 1 millionth of the population of mexico (110 mil). Hardly pandemic is it?

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Seriously now, this is really doing my head in. The final straw for me was the hysterical schoolgirl in Devon on tonight's BBC news; "I don't want to get swine flu", she blubbed. In all honesty love, if you present with symptoms you will be prescribed the necessary medication to make you all better as quickly as possible. In fact, I can wager that if you get a mild cold in the next few weeks, you will get the drugs as a precaution.

As a person in the "majorly at risk" category, I really don't care about this disease. I could get knocked off my bike tomorrow. I've better things to worry about, like my exams.

Sod the fact that winter flu kills thousands each year, that's not worth worrying about.....

THANK YOU!

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At current levels 1 millionth of the population of mexico (110 mil). Hardly pandemic is it?

Mexican officials have now re-categorised most of the deaths. Only 8 at the moment are confirmed to have been caused by the H1N1 flu virus, plus the Mexican baby who died in the USA.

There's really very little to justify the media hysteria. Is it a pandemic? Yes, because there's human to human transmission of a new strain of flu in more than one continent of the world. But the number of cases is still incredibly small. I blame the internet. Last time there was a flu pandemic a million people died and no-one in Britain knew anything about it at all.

If only Daily Mail headline writers could actually die of over-excitement it would all be worth it..."The whole of humanity is at risk". Talk about a quote lifted entirely out of context. Go on then, die.

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Perhaps this should be in here as well as the joke thread.

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ITV Launch Britain's Got Swine Flu.

There was great excitement in the showbusiness world this lunchtime, after main BBC rival, ITV, released details of a new blockbuster show that it intends to schedule into Saturday nights - Britain's Got Swine Flu.

The show is a direct reaction to the unfortunate outbreak of the ultra-virulent H1N1 virus known as Swine Flu, and is a cross between Britain's Got Talent, and the BBC's Casualty.

A presenter in the studio will interview patients who have been stricken down with the virus, and ask them to perform some terrible song or dance act, shortly before they expire.

The programme will be in thoroughly bad taste, as is this post.

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