AoWW Posted 28 April 2010 Posted 28 April 2010 Wearing that number of belts and stuff and, as his trousers don't appear to have a zip in the usual strategic place, I hope he's never in urgent need of a piss.
Koke Posted 28 April 2010 Posted 28 April 2010 Anyone who has played Sunday League knows what happens in the bathtubs or showers afterwards
Phube Posted 28 April 2010 Posted 28 April 2010 WHY CAN'T I OWN A CANADIAN? (from Google) Dr. Laura Schlessinger is a radio personality who dispenses advice to people who call in to her radio show. Recently, she said that, as an observant Orthodox Jew, homosexuality is an abomination according to Leviticus 18:22 and cannot be condoned under any circumstance. The following is an open letter to Dr. Laura penned by a east coast resident, which was posted on the Internet. It's funny, as well as informative:Dear Dr. Laura: Thank you for doing so much to educate people regarding God's Law. I have learned a great deal from your show, and try to share that knowledge with as many people as I can. When someone tries to defend the homosexual lifestyle, for example, I simply remind them that Leviticus 18:22 clearly states it to be an abomination. End of debate. I do need some advice from you, however, regarding some of the other specific laws and how to follow them: When I burn a bull on the altar as a sacrifice, I know it creates a pleasing odor for the Lord - Lev.1:9. The problem is my neighbors. They claim the odor is not pleasing to them. Should I smite them? I would like to sell my daughter into slavery, as sanctioned in Exodus 21:7. In this day and age, what do you think would be a fair price for her? I know that I am allowed no contact with a woman while she is in her period of menstrual uncleanliness - Lev.15:19- 24. The problem is, how do I tell? I have tried asking, but most women take offense. Lev. 25:44 states that I may indeed possess slaves, both male and female, provided they are purchased from neighboring nations. A friend of mine claims that this applies to Mexicans, but not Canadians. Can you clarify? Why can't I own Canadians? I have a neighbor who insists on working on the Sabbath. Exodus 35:2 clearly states he should be put to death. Am I morally obligated to kill him myself? A friend of mine feels that even though eating shellfish is an abomination - Lev. 11:10, it is a lesser abomination than homosexuality. I don't agree. Can you settle this? Lev. 21:20 states that I may not approach the altar of God if I have a defect in my sight. I have to admit that I wear reading glasses. Does my vision have to be 20/20, or is there some wiggle room here? Most of my male friends get their hair trimmed, including the hair around their temples, even though this is expressly forbidden by Lev. 19:27. How should they die? I know from Lev. 11:6-8 that touching the skin of a dead pig makes me unclean, but may I still play football if I wear gloves? My uncle has a farm. He violates Lev. 19:19 by planting two different crops in the same field, as does his wife by wearing garments made of two different kinds of thread (cotton/polyester blend). He also tends to curse and blaspheme a lot. Is it really necessary that we go to all the trouble of getting the whole town together to stone them? - Lev.24:10-16. Couldn't we just burn them to death at a private family affair like we do with people who sleep with their in-laws? (Lev. 20:14) I know you have studied these things extensively, so I am confident you can help. Thank you again for reminding us that God's word is eternal and unchanging. Your devoted fan, Jim
The Doctor Posted 28 April 2010 Posted 28 April 2010 on a biological level it's not normal but we've evolved to the point where we can pretty much decide everything in our life. Most people have the intellegence to make informed desicions and if this is their desicion then it's in essence no more or less abnormal than hetrosexuality, after all thats as much a choice as homosexuality is.
Dr The Singh Posted 29 April 2010 Posted 29 April 2010 I'm not too impartial to the bum loving of the ladies, it's something quite enjoyable. It wasn't how nature designed the bum and nor is the mouth when it comes to bj's, but I wouldn't call it abnormal, I would say mankind has learnt to making the most of what you got, when it comes to physical pleasure!!! Something that should be seen as quite a success!!
DANGEROUS TIGER Posted 29 April 2010 Posted 29 April 2010 The M.P. was spot on. I have nothing against homosexuality etc, as it is a genetic flaw in their make up. It is unnatural to be so flawed, and thus it cannot be, in any way, considered normal. My sympathy goes out to those who are so biologically afflicted.
FoxyPV Posted 29 April 2010 Posted 29 April 2010 The M.P. was spot on. I have nothing against homosexuality etc, as it is a genetic flaw in their make up. It is unnatural to be so flawed, and thus it cannot be, in any way, considered normal. My sympathy goes out to those who are so biologically afflicted. Contradictory statement.
The Doctor Posted 29 April 2010 Posted 29 April 2010 The M.P. was spot on. I have nothing against homosexuality etc, as it is a genetic flaw in their make up. It is unnatural to be so flawed, and thus it cannot be, in any way, considered normal My sympathy goes out to those who are so biologically afflicted. where is the proof homomsexuality is caused by genes and not environment? Besides how is it "unnatural" to be flawed. Everybody in the world has a flaw and no flaw can really be considered to be worse than the other so i don't see how they are "so flawed" rather than just flawed. Also i don't see how you can say it can't be in anyway normal. It's part of society and so surely is normal in that it's sort of common rather than some oddity that people point and stare at.
MC Prussian Posted 29 April 2010 Posted 29 April 2010 In genetic terms, we're all flawed. And that's all natural. Nothing wrong with men loving men, they don't bother me the slightest bit. Live and let live. The whole debate about homosexuality being abnormal is ludicrous - there have always been homosexuals and there always will be. Unless some crazy, Tory-loving, gay-hating scientist comes up with a "cure" for the "disease".
Bellend Sebastian Posted 29 April 2010 Posted 29 April 2010 The M.P. was spot on. I have nothing against homosexuality etc, as it is a genetic flaw in their make up. It is unnatural to be so flawed, and thus it cannot be, in any way, considered normal. My sympathy goes out to those who are so biologically afflicted. They're probably saying the same about you old boy
lcfcadam Posted 29 April 2010 Posted 29 April 2010 The M.P. was spot on. I have nothing against homosexuality etc, as it is a genetic flaw in their make up. It is unnatural to be so flawed, and thus it cannot be, in any way, considered normal. My sympathy goes out to those who are so biologically afflicted. fook me, that is what I call a backwards, naive and ignorant comment.
Daggers Posted 29 April 2010 Posted 29 April 2010 They're probably saying the same about you old boy What, when they aren't just calling him a total spastic?
Guest Posted 29 April 2010 Posted 29 April 2010 partridge Ah righto. Here's the B side I was rattling on about. Love a bit of Spacehog Adam & Steve
BoneDog Posted 29 April 2010 Posted 29 April 2010 The M.P. was spot on. I have nothing against homosexuality etc, as it is a genetic flaw in their make up. It is unnatural to be so flawed, and thus it cannot be, in any way, considered normal. My sympathy goes out to those who are so biologically afflicted. Classic
andyh1884 Posted 29 April 2010 Posted 29 April 2010 It's nowhere near as abnormal as left-handers, now that's unnatural. Those people are sick twisted freaks *shudder*
Guest Posted 29 April 2010 Posted 29 April 2010 The M.P. was spot on. I have nothing against homosexuality etc, as it is a genetic flaw in their make up. It is unnatural to be so flawed, and thus it cannot be, in any way, considered normal. My sympathy goes out to those who are so biologically afflicted. I bet you feel the same about left-handers. I bet you rue the day they stopped burning them as witches. It's nowhere near as abnormal as left-handers, now that's unnatural. Those people are sick twisted freaks *shudder*
stez Posted 29 April 2010 Posted 29 April 2010 I bet you feel the same about left-handers. I bet you rue the day they stopped burning them as witches.
acooling08 Posted 29 April 2010 Author Posted 29 April 2010 Lets be honest, being left handed doesn't afflict us as people in any way whatsoever but homeosexuality leaves up deeply flawed in one of lives most importnat areas - reproduction.
FoxyPV Posted 30 April 2010 Posted 30 April 2010 Lets be honest, being left handed doesn't afflict us as people in any way whatsoever but homeosexuality leaves up deeply flawed in one of lives most importnat areas - reproduction. But then there are people like you, who are complete spastics and can happily reproduce - what a benefit to society.
Guest Posted 30 April 2010 Posted 30 April 2010 Lets be honest, being left handed doesn't afflict us as people in any way whatsoever but homeosexuality leaves up deeply flawed in one of lives most importnat areas - reproduction. Right-ho. Where do you place heterosexual people who don't want to reproduce, then?
FoxyPV Posted 30 April 2010 Posted 30 April 2010 Right-ho. Where do you place heterosexual people who don't want to reproduce, then? They too, are genetically deficient and should be moved to the peripheries of society. Maybe a nice walled off camp somewhere, possibly Skegness.
Guest Posted 30 April 2010 Posted 30 April 2010 They too, are genetically deficient and should be moved to the peripheries of society. Maybe a nice walled off camp somewhere, possibly Skegness. Not Skagness, please. Can't we have somewhere nice like Edinburgh?
lou Posted 30 April 2010 Posted 30 April 2010 Right-ho. Where do you place heterosexual people who don't want to reproduce, then? Let alone left-handed hetrosexual people who dont wish to reproduce!
Fosse Boy Posted 30 April 2010 Posted 30 April 2010 Left handers should not be allowed to reproduce with right handers. That's how you get a mutant like me who does some things with his right but some with his left. It's too late for me, but there should be some form of southpaw segregation so that future generations aren't afflicted by the prejudices that someone such as myself has to face.
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