Got a First 'Date'

[Houdini Logic]

You need two things - confidence and uniqueness.

Girls are always attracted to a confident guy, but this isn't to be mistaken for arrogance. It doesn't really matter what you say or do as long as you seem content in yourself.

If you have anything that makes you unique, be it you're an ornithologist or play the lute, then drop that into conversation. If she's a pretty girl then she'll have constantly had the same old type of boys and she'll appreciate a few quirks.

Also, don't be a helmet and keep giving her compliments - occasionally tease her in a playful way and pick the right time to say the 'nice' things, she'll remember it more.

And remember - trimmed nails, clean penis and a couple of condoms (as a gentlemanly gesture, sack them off as soon as you get down to it )

[Spencer]

Women hate using condoms, so just sling it straight up there when she's not looking.

[Houdini Logic]

Try and be at ease with yourself, be confident without being brash. Take an interest in what she says, and try not to dominate the conversation. If you have a lot of problems, don't go on about them. Try and have a nice time.

Most importantly, don't ask for petrol money. You can do this when you're married

Good point - girls aren't like you or I, from the first minute you talk to them they're weighing you up to see if you're husband material. Even if realistically you're dying inside, you find life is too much, you have IBS and you can't hold down a job, never mention it! Don't talk about anything negative on the first date.

If you sell your life/lifestyle as a happy one that's going places (and I'm sure it is) then they'll see themselves in that picture and be all over it.

Listening is always a winner too.

[mammalian]

You need two things - confidence and uniqueness.

Girls are always attracted to a confident guy, but this isn't to be mistaken for arrogance. It doesn't really matter what you say or do as long as you seem content in yourself.

If you have anything that makes you unique, be it you're an ornithologist or play the lute, then drop that into conversation. If she's a pretty girl then she'll have constantly had the same old type of boys and she'll appreciate a few quirks.

Also, don't be a helmet and keep giving her compliments - occasionally tease her in a playful way and pick the right time to say the 'nice' things, she'll remember it more.

And remember - trimmed nails, clean penis and a couple of condoms (as a gentlemanly gesture, sack them off as soon as you get down to it )

Just the kind of practise that should be encouraged for a first time! But so true!!!

[hairy]

Try to be funny.

Dont let there be silences.

Pretend to be interested in what she has to say.

Have you booked a table?

[AoWW]

Try to be funny.

Dont let there be silences.

Pretend to be interested in what she has to say.

Have you booked a table?

Hmm, on the other hand don't waffle on like a complete idiot just to fill them!

[Wherethefoxhat?]

She asked you cos she likes you, so just be you

......or she's broke !

[hairy]

Hmm, on the other hand don't waffle on like a complete idiot just to fill them!

Just have a few prepared subjects you can bring up to keep the conversation going such as what you did in the summer, are there any halloween partys, how are your halls etc etc etc

From what he says she talks a lot so there shouldn't be many.

[Corky]

Does she like football?

You could always ask her and see if she has any inside info that you could post on here.

[Wherethefoxhat?]

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Have you booked a table?

Hope so......if all else fails ...............i'd thouroughly recommend a table -ender !!!

[StanSP]

Does she like football?

You could always ask her and see if she has any inside info that you could post on here.

See if she works at the Belfry or Morrisons!

[AdamN]

Try to be funny.

But remember there's a difference between genuine wit and trying to get someone to laugh. The former - good. The latter - not so good.

See David Brent for more details...

[AoWW]

Does she like football?

You could always ask her and see if she has any inside info that you could post on here.

Hmm, but stopping mid-date to post on FT could be a bit of a passion-killer, no?

[Tevez]

Maybe you can start taking your own advice...?

[Petchy]

[m00nie]

if shes asked you let her pay.. its the 21st century.. equal equality and all that rubbish..

always remember in one film. guy giving advice, says

park the car passenger side nearest entrance, upon approaching the car open the passenger side and let her in first

if she leans over to open your door shes decent, if she sits there watching you fk her off ....

[Bert]

Maybe you can start taking your own advice...?

We've never had a first date.....

[Big Dave]

Knock one off before you go out - testosterone won't overtake the date too early!

[Finnegan]

She just put out straight away? Good work, son!

[Houdini Logic]

Knock one off before you go out - testosterone won't overtake the date too early!

And you'll go on for longer should you get that far...

[m00nie]

pics or gtfo...

[FoxyPV]

Wear tight jeans and put a cucumber down your trousers - guaranteed lady pleaser.

Don't put a cucumber down each side though as she'll definitely run away.

Edited 27 October 2011 by FoxyPV

[Corky]

Hmm, but stopping mid-date to post on FT could be a bit of a passion-killer, no?

Our search for a new manager takes priority.

It's only one appointment, Wymesy could have loads of dates.

[Houdini Logic]

pics or gtfo...

[Dr The Singh]

Any ladies on here fancy going on a first date with me, a good time is guarenteed!!!