Got a First 'Date'

[Corky]

I reckon they are still in bed.

Wymesy's been non-stop for days.

[Rincewind]

still at the foreplay stage.

[Facecloth]

Maybe he got caffeine pills mixed up with his rohypnol and he's still waiting for her to pass out.

[Zingari]

I don't know Wymsey but I picture him as a bit like Dudley Moore in the film Arthur

[Bilo]

There's a waiting list on the van.

[Bert]

Maybe he's in hospital after shoving it up the wrong hole

[Finnegan]

Maybe he's in hospital after shoving it up the wrong hole

There is no wrong hole.

[cambridgefox]

There is no wrong hole.

Good looking bird"oh wymsey thats the wrong hole"

Wymsey "no it fooking isnt "

[Finnegan]

[Bert]

Even the ear?

[StanSP]

Even the ear?

Wet willy, literally!

Edited 1 November 2011 by StanSP

[Callabinho]

Pot the brown pal, pot the brown.

[Zingari]

Even the ear?

have you never heard the saying, " prick up your ears" ?

Edited 1 November 2011 by Zingari

[chuck'em]

Even the ear?

Especially the ear, I hear aural sex is very popular these days.

[Smudge]

have you never heard the saying, " prick up your ears" ?

Fvck knows!

[Houdini Logic]

He's fine - just posted a picture on his twitter...

[JimmyB]

Especially the ear, I hear aural sex is very popular these days.

Too true

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XnDjpUiKBmA

[Bilo]

I've heard of glue ear but this is just stupid.

[ajthefox]

some cracking posts in here!

[I am Rod Hull]

[AoWW]

Seriously, where is Wymsey? I'm starting to get worried about him? Was she a bunny-boiler?

[BoneDog]

I think he's away at a posh golf week with Peter Shilton and guests.

[Bilo]

Wymsey never had dates before, just numerous fleeting sexual encounters in the dorms of his posh boarding school.

[potter3]

One good idea as I see you've got a motor is to buy one of those blue neon strips and put it under the dashboard before you pick her up. Always gets the date off to a good start and makes everything feel all futuristic, flashy and high-tech.

When you're sat opposite eachother having dinner try to throw in five or six cheeky winks during the meal. And if you can do that "ki ki" noise out the side of your mouth at the same time it's a bonus.

And definitely don't be worried about awkward silences. If you're stuck for something to say, just pop in an observation like "Mmmm this is sensational salmon", or "I see there's alot of riff-raff out tonight".

Do something a bit crazy now and again, like instead of walking around the front of the bonnet to open her car door for her, you could perhaps do a forward roll over the bonnet. Looks awesome if you can land on your feet.

Ladies love all that shit.

Don't tell her everything and try to be mysterious even if you are boring deep down which reading your posts sometimes I expect is true.

Brilliant

[FoxyPV]

Seriously, where is Wymsey? I'm starting to get worried about him? Was she a bunny-boiler?

She got what she wanted from him and then did this: