Got a First 'Date'

[Rincewind]

He found out she wasn't all she seemed to be when he did the Crocodile Dundee test on her, and is too ashamed now to come out of his bedroom.. He did not find out until after doing his TUTA routine.

Edited 8 November 2011 by Nightguard

[chuck'em]

I'm hoping for a story of El Empty proportions when he gets back, assuming this bird wasn't some bonkers bitch who either killed him or chained him up.

I think even the most boring story could be amazing when told by El Empty

[BrummieFOX]

Stood him up.

He went home and had a fatal wanking accident.

[StanSP]

Anyone notice that this 'date' coincided around the time that Sven departed from Leicester? Just saying.

Edited 9 November 2011 by StanSP

[Rincewind]

Eloped with Sven?

[StanSP]

Bingo.

[MPH]

Could one of the Admins utterly abuse their position, obtain his email address and email him to find out?

Edited 9 November 2011 by MPH

[Finnegan]

You can do it yourself via his profile.

[The Year Of The Fox]

Pay for dinner

He's a student, how will he afford it?

[JoeyB]

has he ever returned?

[cambridgefox]

He is probably still running through his bank statements with her. "last May was a wretched month,we were down to our last million,we were on the bread line,i now know what it is like for those poor commoners on Foxes Talk, that i look down on.Anyway did i tell you about the time i went to the moon for my holidays"

Love him really(just in case im in his will)

[foxoffderby]

Funniest thread I've read in ages pure material

the ear and bum love mixed with having a box at LCFC loving those references

[Houdini Logic]

I can certainly see a 'dead in the boot of my Bentley' situation here.

I just hope he's had the sense to flee to the caribbean and hasn't spent the last few weeks sitting in his pants rocking back and forwards

[21st Century Fox]

He got stitched up by his bosses, lost his job as an investment banker and is currently living with a kindly prostitute whilst a fast talking, black homeless man takes his place in his job and upscale town house.

I think they made a documentary about it...

[Wycombe Fox]

Tomorrow marks four weeks since Wymesey's last appearance on here.

How are we getting on with the ransom?

[I am Rod Hull]

Photoshop pro`s should do "wheres Wymsey" pics, Yuki style

[lcfcadam]

It's now 42 days since the last appearance of Wymeswold Fox on Foxestalk, turning this into the perfect opportunity to get an FT investigation squad together. I know you've all always wanted to.

So to introduce myself, this is me:

Who else is in?

[StanSP]

This is me:

I will be saying 'That's the end of that chapter' at any given opportunity.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qKVVDAKi_d4

Edited 9 December 2011 by StanSP

[The Doctor]

Ya'll can suck it:

edit: and Stan, you need a skinner assistant in order to do this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9hG7RMqk3m0

Edited 9 December 2011 by LargeAl

[Simmo86]

Tosh

[Saxondale]

I'm in.

Listen all y'all it's a sabotage!

[FoxyPV]

MsFoxy's on the case

[21st Century Fox]

[Corky]

Available.

[Facecloth]

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