Got a First 'Date'

[Uncle Phil]

Make sure you show her your best John Virgo impression, by cueing round the pink straight into the brown.

[sphericalfox]

Make sure you show her your best John Virgo impression, by cueing round the pink straight into the brown.

I have genuinely heard Virgo say (and these were his precise words in an actual match) "Ooooohh....Too much pink and not enough brown." I nearly fell over laughing.

[m00nie]

what ever you do....

DONT tell her about your families boxes at the KP stadium, once..let alone over,, and over,, and over...

[SOCCERROO FOX]

[I am Rod Hull]

Make up loads of shit to make yourself sound really interesting, and then once you're in a relationship, tell her the truth.

[SVEN4EVAR]

19 and your first date?Poor feller.

[I am Rod Hull]

19 and your first date?Poor feller.

40 posts in 2 hours? Poor feller.

[Finnegan]

40 posts in 2 hours? Poor feller.

Clearly you never met LD3.

[Rincewind]

[Uncle Phil]

I have genuinely heard Virgo say (and these were his precise words in an actual match) "Ooooohh....Too much pink and not enough brown." I nearly fell over laughing.

Brilliant, I wish I'd heard that. I'd like to think he got the subtext to it.

[FoxyPV]

19 and your first date?Poor feller.

Wymsey never had dates before, just numerous fleeting sexual encounters in the dorms of his posh boarding school.

[danny.]

Am I the only one that thinks this date is no more real than any of the other made up shit wymeswold comes out with on here?

[Dr The Singh]

Am I the only one that thinks this date is no more real than any of the other made up shit wymeswold comes out with on here?

I've got more chance of getting a date on this forum then he has in the real world!!

[Master Fox]

My advice is. Get her drunk, back to the halls, knickers off....you know rest.

Easy.

[Reynard Bleu]

Do not use your fork to scratch your itchy nuts and be nice to her dog.

[Christoph]

Talk about your impressive kill death ratio on call of duty. Bitches love that sh*t.

[GLC]

If it goes quiet use one of these

'If I'm a pain in your arse, we can just add more lube'

I've just received government funding for a four-hour expedition to find your G-spot

Fancy making a porno? We don't have to video it.

I know Jedi mind tricks. Go home with me tonight you will

Did you clean your pants with Windex? I can practically see myself in them.

Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway.

Edited 28 October 2011 by GLC

[Master Fox]

Another bit of advice from me,

If she doesn't f* cuk you on your first date, she's not worth it. Forgert the myth about girls who f *ck on the first date are aids infested tramps etc. Not true. But really what you want is a woman who is great at sex. All the hottest and sluttiest chicks **** on the first date. Don't mess around, you got to know these things before you waste any time and money on a bitch that won't f *ck you for 2 months and was rubbish anyway.

Edited 28 October 2011 by Master Fox

[Wycombe Fox]

Another bit of advice from me,

If she doesn't f* cuk you on your first date, she's not worth it. Forgert the myth about girls who f *ck on the first date are aids infested tramps etc. Not true. But really what you want is a woman who is great at sex. All the hottest and sluttiest chicks **** on the first date. Don't mess around, you got to know these things before you waste any time and money on a bitch that won't f *ck you for 2 months and was rubbish anyway.

Take some Aspirin tablets with you so she can't pull the 'I've got a headache' trick

[ajthefox]

Make sure you show her your best John Virgo impression, by cueing round the pink straight into the brown.

I have genuinely heard Virgo say (and these were his precise words in an actual match) "Ooooohh....Too much pink and not enough brown." I nearly fell over laughing.

Brilliant!!

[cambridgefox]

Met this bird during my Marketing lecture few days ago when (of many seats around me) she chose to sat next to me. Fvcking hell, ( ) didn't she talk for England but what a stunner she was... Seemed very interested in what who I am and where I lived etc.

After the lecture, I drove her to her halls (few minutes from mine) and when I dropped her off, she wanted my mobile, I wanted hers etc and then an hour or two later she asked me there was a new restaurant just opened and she invited me to have a bite to eat there on Saturday/Sunday. It would be silly (by how fit she is and her good and sweet personality) for me to decline wouldn't it?

At the age of 19, I should have experience in this 'field' already, but I had only one girlfriend before, whilst at College.

So therefore, any of the experienced posters give me any suggestions when I dine with her, which will prevent me, hopefully, ( ) from embarrassing myself in front of her and making myself a cvnt?

How did it go fella?

[Jimothy]

How did it go fella?

Well he hasn't posted for 3 days! So it either went really well and they've not left the bedroom for 3 days or she was a psycho and she's bumped him off!

[cambridgefox]

Well he hasn't posted for 3 days! So it either went really well and they've not left the bedroom for 3 days or she was a psycho and she's bumped him off!

Probably got the butler to shag her for him!

[Bert]

Well he hasn't posted for 3 days! So it either went really well and they've not left the bedroom for 3 days or she was a psycho and she's bumped him off!

Or he's in the nick facing countless charges, so boring he's still asleep from a shit story of his, orrr he's in the river soar somewhere.

[Guest Bilo]

Either that or he went really posh, accidentally chatted up Kate Middleton and has now been what the Windsors call 'Diana'd.'