woddyuk Posted 6 December 2011 Posted 6 December 2011 Did you know there are now more pandas in Scotland than conservative MPs
I am Rod Hull Posted 6 December 2011 Posted 6 December 2011 An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
ajthefox Posted 6 December 2011 Posted 6 December 2011 My Dad will batter your Dad My dad will bum your dad
General Smuts Posted 6 December 2011 Posted 6 December 2011 My dad will bum your dad And his Dad will enjoy it.
Yojoe36 Posted 6 December 2011 Posted 6 December 2011 My dad will bum your dad I have 2 dads, so which one?
cambridgefox Posted 6 December 2011 Posted 6 December 2011 I have 2 dads, so which one? One after the other,with the one not being bummed watching in the corner! oh and my dads dead so do i take over the helm!
Trav Le Bleu Posted 6 December 2011 Posted 6 December 2011 Dolphins can swim and sleep at the same time Swifts fly and sleep at the same time. They never land on the ground (unless dead of course!)
MikeyT Posted 6 December 2011 Posted 6 December 2011 Donald Duck comics were banned from Finland because he doesn't wear pants.
OriginalRobboFOX Posted 6 December 2011 Posted 6 December 2011 e.On are gash. FACT. Edit. As are most energy providers....
jonthefox Posted 6 December 2011 Posted 6 December 2011 when you sneeze, all your internal organs shut down...even your heart.
davieG Posted 6 December 2011 Posted 6 December 2011 when you sneeze, all your internal organs shut down...even your heart. I'm surprised I'm still here then because I've been known to sneeze 20 or more times on the bounce.
jonthefox Posted 6 December 2011 Posted 6 December 2011 I'm surprised I'm still here then because I've been known to sneeze 20 or more times on the bounce. How did you manage that ?. I think my records five.
I am Rod Hull Posted 6 December 2011 Posted 6 December 2011 How did you manage that ?. I think my records five. "A 12 year old Worcestershire school girl. She started sneezing on Jan 13th 1981, sneezed an estimated million times in the first 365 days, and achieved her first sneeze-free day on September 16th 1983 - the 978th day". BAM !!!
davieG Posted 6 December 2011 Posted 6 December 2011 How did you manage that ?. I think my records five. I have a very sensitive nose. It's a regular occurrence not much fun when you've got a mouthful of food or you're have a piss just 5 would be like heaven to me.
MikeyT Posted 6 December 2011 Posted 6 December 2011 when you sneeze, all your internal organs shut down...even your heart. That's all I've been doing the past couple of days since my man flu kicked in. Ha
Guest seanfox778 Posted 6 December 2011 Posted 6 December 2011 My cousin sniffed a tube of that penny sherbet and sneezed 17 times in a row
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