Christoph Posted 14 February 2012 Posted 14 February 2012 I know the usual "HEY MAN I CAN LOVE MY WIFE ANY DAY OF DA YEAR, SCREW THE CORPORATIOSN MAAAAN AND THE MACHINE MAAAAAN. THOSE DAYS DONT TELL ME WHAT TO DO". Anyone actually doing anything for it? Mrs is getting me a takeaway. Score. I feel like I should make a slight effort. I'm going to see what flowers/rose I can steal out of somebodys garden.
Houdini Logic Posted 14 February 2012 Posted 14 February 2012 I bought my girlfriend a Buzz Lightyear card and she bought me a Nespresso machine. Needless to say I feel like a bit of a twat
z-layrex Posted 14 February 2012 Posted 14 February 2012 I've got the old ball and chain loads of red roses and a nice champagne. We have to go out for her brother's birthday meal tonight but we're going for a drink on our own after. Probably still won't get laid tho.
Captain... Posted 14 February 2012 Posted 14 February 2012 I bought my girlfriend a Buzz Lightyear card and she bought me a Nespresso machine. Needless to say I feel like a bit of a twat Don't stress it, do you live together? Does she like Coffee? Do you make sh*t coffee? Did she buy it because she loves you or because she wanted an excuse to buy a Nesspresso machine? At least she can't accuse you of buying something for her that secretly you wanted, I mean who the fvck would want a Buzz Lightyear card, except a 12 year old, and I hope she isn't a 12 year old, 12 year olds really shouldn't drink coffee.
jonlcfc1990 Posted 14 February 2012 Posted 14 February 2012 At least i'm guaranteed an early night tonight
Stadt Posted 14 February 2012 Posted 14 February 2012 I bought my girlfriend a Buzz Lightyear card and she bought me a Nespresso machine. Needless to say I feel like a bit of a twat The best part of that is that your sig says 'At that moment I swear we were infinite...'
Houdini Logic Posted 14 February 2012 Posted 14 February 2012 I'm somewhere between finding this all funny and crying
Finnegan Posted 14 February 2012 Posted 14 February 2012 It's not even the money making that annoys me these days, everything has been hijacked to spin dollar so I'm largely just used to it. I just find the idea of being obligated to be romantic completely and totally absurd. If you need to be prompted to be spontaneous you're doing it wrong. Anything you DO do today your other halfs just going to know it's more because you've got to do it than you want to.
Zingari Posted 14 February 2012 Posted 14 February 2012 I’ll put my response in this thread when I’ve finished reading the mountain of anonymous valentines cards that have just cascaded onto my front doormat
jonlcfc1990 Posted 14 February 2012 Posted 14 February 2012 I’ll put my response in this thread when I’ve finished reading the mountain of anonymous valentines cards that have just cascaded onto my front doormat
Stadt Posted 14 February 2012 Posted 14 February 2012 I’ll put my response in this thread when I’ve finished reading the mountain of anonymous valentines cards that have just cascaded onto my front doormat That you, Zingari?
AoWW Posted 14 February 2012 Posted 14 February 2012 I’ll put my response in this thread when I’ve finished reading the mountain of anonymous valentines cards that have just cascaded onto my front doormat You too?! I had exactly the same thing happen to me this morning.
Zingari Posted 14 February 2012 Posted 14 February 2012 One of the cards has a Hollywood postmark with a pair of very sexy, but well stretched panties enclosed. I think it might be Kim Kardashian
Wherethefoxhat? Posted 14 February 2012 Posted 14 February 2012 Whats 6 inches long and won't be getting sucked on Valentines Day ? Whitney Houston's crack pipe !!
Stadt Posted 14 February 2012 Posted 14 February 2012 Whats 6 inches long and won't be getting sucked on Valentines Day ? Whitney Houston's crack pipe !!
z-layrex Posted 14 February 2012 Posted 14 February 2012 Whats 6 inches long and won't be getting sucked on Valentines Day ? Whitney Houston's crack pipe !! Excellent!
Babylon Posted 14 February 2012 Posted 14 February 2012 I just find the idea of being obligated to be romantic completely and totally absurd. If you need to be prompted to be spontaneous you're doing it wrong. Anything you DO do today your other halfs just going to know it's more because you've got to do it than you want to. Exactly. Complete and utter waste of time and money.
Trav Le Bleu Posted 14 February 2012 Posted 14 February 2012 Valentines Day - when a man can send suggestive messages anonymously without fear of being labelled a stalker.
ScouseFox Posted 14 February 2012 Posted 14 February 2012 Got some flowers and a pointless card for her. Might go out for a curry, more because I really want a curry than because it's romantic and valentine's day. Everyone's a winner.
jonlcfc1990 Posted 14 February 2012 Posted 14 February 2012 Valentines Day - when a man can send suggestive messages anonymously without fear of being labelled a stalker. Fvck that it means i can send suggestive ones to my own girl and just get called romantic instead of a pervert!
AjcW Posted 14 February 2012 Posted 14 February 2012 Well because the majority of inconsiderate bastards have to go out for a meal on Valentines day the misses has to work this evening, so ours is tomorrow, cheeky trip to Broadway cinema and home for a nice fillet steak .
kingfox Posted 14 February 2012 Posted 14 February 2012 Valentines day has to be the most boring day of the calendar year. So many people make a big deal out of it, it's not the end of the world if you don't have a bf or gf, but all these stupid girly girls think they need one and it's important. Anyway Georgie Thompson is said to be looking for a valentine, will work my magic on twitter.
Houdini Logic Posted 14 February 2012 Posted 14 February 2012 I've managed to crawl back into the good books by saying I'll take the lady to the cinema. Anyone have any ideas how I can try and change her mind from Woman in Black to The Muppets without sounding selfish?
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