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The Girls of Euro 2012

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Dude she's about seventy and horrendous, those boobs don't need a grope they need a scaffold.

And those Portuguese (bar the far left) are absolutely vile.

This thread needs saving.

Posted

Dude she's about seventy and horrendous, those boobs don't need a grope they need a scaffold.

And those Portuguese (bar the far left) are absolutely vile.

This thread needs saving.

Well done for managing to come out of the closet. Everyone here is so proud of you.

Posted

Well done for managing to come out of the closet. Everyone here is so proud of you.

The irony of course being that Polish "cougar" could well be transgender.

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Obviously a Polish/Ukrainian girl in green colours. Never seen an Irish girl remotely this attractive :P

Thankfully the massive influx from eastern Europe has meant that we now have a generation of hot Irish women. :thumbsup:

Dude she's about seventy and horrendous, those boobs don't need a grope they need a scaffold.

And those Portuguese (bar the far left) are absolutely vile.

This thread needs saving.

Well done for managing to come out of the closet. Everyone here is so proud of you.

Darko has it spot on. Finners, you are a giant queer.

Posted

Wouldn't mind those two co-hosting me!

What's the age of consent in Poland and Ukraine? Looking at those pics, it might become relevant :P

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What's the age of consent in Poland and Ukraine? Looking at those pics, it might become relevant :P

lol The Ukrainian, I'll agree she looks quite young, but the Pole is deffinitely mid-twenties.

Anyway don't spoil the best comic response I've made in here. :P

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lol The Ukrainian, I'll agree she looks quite young, but the Pole is deffinitely mid-twenties.

Anyway don't spoil the best comic response I've made in here. :P

I don't mind if you want to rub your pole against that Pole, but she's not a day over 16 :P

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I don't mind if you want to rub your pole against that Pole, but she's not a day over 16 :P

In that case, I'm in with a chance lol.

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Football cameramen threaten 'sexy woman' strike

15-06-12

TECHNICAL staff covering Euro 2012 have asked for more pay to continue filming attractive female spectators.

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Bingo

The specialist ‘girl finder’ cameramen responsible for picking out the young, pretty women in cropped replica tops from amongst the hordes of potbellied racists believe their skills should be rewarded with a 25% bonus.

Girl finder cameraman Roy Hobbs said: “I’ve been doing this job since the 80s, when you were lucky to find a single woman in the stadium that wasn’t built like James Corden and dishing out meat pies, so I’ve earned it.

“If our demands aren’t met, people at home hoping for a bit of cleavage will have to make do with Adrian Chiles’ shirt gaping open when he leans forward.”

NUTS, the National Union of Totty Spotters, which represents professions including ‘girl finder’ cameramen and dating website home page editors, believes that the skill of locating a single pair of jiggling breasts in a crowd of 10,000 stocky males is undervalued.

A spokesman said: “Our members train for years by covering the golf. Once they can track a white ball against a grey sky from half a mile away, they are ready for the challenge of finding a human-looking England supporter.”

The union are pressing for a sliding scale of bonus depending on the event and the nationality of participants involved, with a darts match in Essex earning the full tariff to a Brazilian beach volleyball match actually requiring wages to be deducted.

Hobbs said: “If we’ve had no agreement by 5pm today, coverage of the England match will still go ahead but expect to see many sudden close-ups of Wayne Rooney’s sweaty, balding pate that may make you retch into your Doritos.”

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“If our demands aren’t met, people at home hoping for a bit of cleavage will have to make do with Adrian Chiles’ shirt gaping open when he leans forward.

lol lol lol

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