Are you a Pearson type player?

[Jace]

Ever wondered if you were a footballer what type of player you would be? Take this short quiz and find out!

http://www.qfeast.com/personality/quiz/6977/Are-you-a-Pearson-type-player

[Kitchandro]

quality

[Dan]

I'm absolutely howling at some of them.

The 4th one was fantastic. "Sit with the home fans" lol lol

[Mark_w]

The 4th one was fantastic. "Sit with the home fans" lol lol

That had me in hysterics. Absolutely superb.

[Jace]

Unfortunately that website has stitched me up and is not showing the pictures I included with the questions nor is it showing the write ups for each personality unless you are signed up to their crappy website. If you can't see the write ups at the end of the quiz here they are

Nigel Pearson player

Congratulations! You are a winner, a battler and perform to your best ability on a regular basis. If you lose your place in the team you are doing your best and working hard to get back in. You don't need a Audi R8 to look the business, your Ford Mondeo shows what a smart and cost effective choice you really are

Sven Goran Eriksson player

Congratulations you are a Sven type player, you show class and are no doubt a local celebrity in your own right. You are usually found on match days signing autographs and having your picture taken in the executive lounge. You don't need to perform well, you've already proved your a success in the football world. Weekdays you are either training with the Under 21s or nursing your grazed knee better. Your best friend is your agent and your Audi R8 has its own component for Big Mac meals

Paulo Sousa player

You see yourself as a flash type almost like a Sven type player but you are yet to prove yourself. You are waiting for that big time deal to come through so you can settle for the easy life in the reserves for a Premiership club, you will may find yourself soon on loan in League 1. You have great technical ability but in training you would rather go in goal so you don't have to run around. Your best mate is Richard Wright

[Danno]

George Taft asks you to go clubbing

[Jace]

Any recent results?

[Webbo]

I'm a Craig Levein type player. Fvcking shit.

[Carl the Llama]

Aww it won't let me do the quiz again. I wanted to see what all the different outcomes were - all I know is that if you go for the most hysterical answers you're a Sousa player. Great stuff.

[Jace]

Any new results?

[Banks]

I'm a Sven player

[foxfanazer]

Yes I'm a nige player

The taft question is hilarious

[shade]

I went reasonably legit and was Paulo Sousa

[Kitchandro]

Classic. We need more stuff like this.

[Guest]

I'm a Pearson type player. I've even got the white trainers to prove it!

[sylofox]

The questions are loaded.

 

You can't be totally drab and boring and be a David Pleat player.

[DANGEROUS TIGER]

Sorry folks,  I couldn't be bothered to go past the first two questions.

 

Anyway, I always wanted to be a rugby player. Sign me up "Cockers." What do you mean I'm "far too old"? Screw you then geezer, I'll stick to squash! "No not bloody orange flavoured!"

 

I give up.     

[Spiritwalker]

In my 40's with a bad attitude - definately not a Pearson type player.

[Jace]

Sorry folks,  I couldn't be bothered to go past the first two questions.

 

Anyway, I always wanted to be a rugby player. Sign me up "Cockers." What do you mean I'm "far too old"? Screw you then geezer, I'll stick to squash! "No not bloody orange flavoured!"

 

I give up.     

Sorry DT not quite sure what you said here mate gave up reading after the 2nd sentence

[Captain...]

I'm a Holloway type player, shit at my job, but very funny (well I think I am, even if nobody else does).

[Guest Col city fan]

I'm a Holloway type player, shit at my job, but very funny (well I think I am, even if nobody else does).

I've never found Holloway at all funny...

[Soar Fox]

I'm a Paulo Sousa player according to that.

[Jakemoore]

I'm an NP player great work!