ADK Posted 31 October 2012 Share Posted 31 October 2012 Radishes are lovely i would prefer them to lindor which taste like pure lard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MattP Posted 31 October 2012 Share Posted 31 October 2012 I've mentioned this on here before but I knew someone a few years ago who bought some Lindor chocolates, unwrapped them and then put some radishes in the wrappers. I can just imagine the kids faces when they got home and unwrapped their sweets. Couple of years back I melted down some chocolate and covered some cold brussel sprouts in them, hope they enjoyed it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FrankieADZ Posted 31 October 2012 Share Posted 31 October 2012 answer the door and give them either fruit or veg.....watch there face drop. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jonthefox Posted 31 October 2012 Share Posted 31 October 2012 I don't mind the young dressed up kids.Its the hoardes of teenage chavs that i can't abide. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MattP Posted 31 October 2012 Share Posted 31 October 2012 answer the door and give them either fruit or veg.....watch there face drop. You've obviously never had ozleicester turn up on Halloween. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FrankieADZ Posted 31 October 2012 Share Posted 31 October 2012 You've obviously never had ozleicester turn up on Halloween. thankfully no, is it THAT bad? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cambridgefox Posted 31 October 2012 Share Posted 31 October 2012 Fook me you miserable cvnts! I've got kids and I refuse to take them,and never went myself but the Mrs takes them,the kids only knock on doors with Halloween gear outside or friends houses,I've bought loads of sweets for other kids,but I hope no one comes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Julian Joachim Jr Shabadoo Posted 31 October 2012 Share Posted 31 October 2012 I've mentioned this on here before but I knew someone a few years ago who bought some Lindor chocolates, unwrapped them and then put some radishes in the wrappers. I can just imagine the kids faces when they got home and unwrapped their sweets. Hahaha! Brilliant idea! Ice cubes would also provide something of a trick, and the ice doesn't have to be frozen water Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bellend Sebastian Posted 31 October 2012 Share Posted 31 October 2012 I'm not really a fan, but since I've moved to a posher area it's not too bad. It's little kids, properly dressed up, often with parents close by, and always with faultless good manners. It certainly beats having lads of about 17 in tracksuits with dead eyes turning up, unintentionally giving the impression that the zombie apocalypse has already begun. You don't really get the impression that they'll put your windows through if you don't give them anything Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
notnow john Posted 31 October 2012 Share Posted 31 October 2012 Pumkins are not what they used to be! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottthefox Posted 31 October 2012 Share Posted 31 October 2012 We've got the most revolting sour sweets you could ever imagine; I'd love to see their faces when they stuff them down their necks later. Oooo you showed them, as if kids give a toss about what sweets taste like, they're sweets Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basildon Fox Posted 31 October 2012 Share Posted 31 October 2012 Halloween is no different to begging. Americanised shitty day. You can now even buy happy halloween cards, WTF is all that about? Hate it with a passion. The kids love it but I refuse to go trick or treating with them. The wife goes instead. All 3 of my brood have gone away today for a few days so I have been able to ignore the greedy little buggers at my door this evening. Has brought a smile to my face everytime I have ignored the door knocking. Got a takeaway on order now so will have to covertly check who is at the door before I open it... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flowwolf Posted 31 October 2012 Share Posted 31 October 2012 Couple of years back I melted down some chocolate and covered some cold brussel sprouts in them, hope they enjoyed it. Well guess what my bag of of Chocolate raisins really contained. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basildon Fox Posted 31 October 2012 Share Posted 31 October 2012 Well guess what my bag of of Chocolate raisins really contained. Raisins? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt Posted 31 October 2012 Share Posted 31 October 2012 Commericalised, Americanised bullshit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Finnegan Posted 31 October 2012 Share Posted 31 October 2012 Matt, Foxes Talk's happiest poster. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt Posted 31 October 2012 Share Posted 31 October 2012 I love Halloween, I love everything, I love everyone. Better? I appologise for having an opinion. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marko Posted 31 October 2012 Share Posted 31 October 2012 Oooo you showed them, as if kids give a toss about what sweets taste like, they're sweets I can guarantee they'll be spat out within seconds. They're 10x worse than sucking a raw lemon. So, yes, I did show them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Julian Joachim Jr Shabadoo Posted 31 October 2012 Share Posted 31 October 2012 Well guess what my bag of of Chocolate raisins really contained. That kind of dump you have after a particularly carbohydrate-heavy day? Pebbledash, is it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FoxesAreBlue Posted 31 October 2012 Share Posted 31 October 2012 That kind of dump you have after a particularly carbohydrate-heavy day? Pebbledash, is it? lol lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Oxlong Posted 31 October 2012 Share Posted 31 October 2012 Halloween's ok in my book. A procession of MILFs turning up on your doorstep isn't so bad. I just ignore the kids and offer the mums a treat instead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cambridgefox Posted 31 October 2012 Share Posted 31 October 2012 Well that went well,had to pick the kids and the wife up in the rain and my daughter has put dogshit from her shoes in my car! They have got shit loads of sweets and won't miss a few. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FrankieADZ Posted 31 October 2012 Share Posted 31 October 2012 Halloween's ok in my book. A procession of MILFs turning up on your doorstep isn't so bad. I just ignore the kids and offer the mums a treat instead. yeah but i doubt ur treat would be welcomed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain... Posted 31 October 2012 Share Posted 31 October 2012 That is all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FrankieADZ Posted 31 October 2012 Share Posted 31 October 2012 That is all. thats treat & trick....brilliance Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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