ADK Posted 31 October 2012 Posted 31 October 2012 Radishes are lovely i would prefer them to lindor which taste like pure lard.
Guest MattP Posted 31 October 2012 Posted 31 October 2012 I've mentioned this on here before but I knew someone a few years ago who bought some Lindor chocolates, unwrapped them and then put some radishes in the wrappers. I can just imagine the kids faces when they got home and unwrapped their sweets. Couple of years back I melted down some chocolate and covered some cold brussel sprouts in them, hope they enjoyed it.
FrankieADZ Posted 31 October 2012 Posted 31 October 2012 answer the door and give them either fruit or veg.....watch there face drop.
jonthefox Posted 31 October 2012 Posted 31 October 2012 I don't mind the young dressed up kids.Its the hoardes of teenage chavs that i can't abide.
Guest MattP Posted 31 October 2012 Posted 31 October 2012 answer the door and give them either fruit or veg.....watch there face drop. You've obviously never had ozleicester turn up on Halloween.
FrankieADZ Posted 31 October 2012 Posted 31 October 2012 You've obviously never had ozleicester turn up on Halloween. thankfully no, is it THAT bad?
cambridgefox Posted 31 October 2012 Posted 31 October 2012 Fook me you miserable cvnts! I've got kids and I refuse to take them,and never went myself but the Mrs takes them,the kids only knock on doors with Halloween gear outside or friends houses,I've bought loads of sweets for other kids,but I hope no one comes.
Julian Joachim Jr Shabadoo Posted 31 October 2012 Posted 31 October 2012 I've mentioned this on here before but I knew someone a few years ago who bought some Lindor chocolates, unwrapped them and then put some radishes in the wrappers. I can just imagine the kids faces when they got home and unwrapped their sweets. Hahaha! Brilliant idea! Ice cubes would also provide something of a trick, and the ice doesn't have to be frozen water
Bellend Sebastian Posted 31 October 2012 Posted 31 October 2012 I'm not really a fan, but since I've moved to a posher area it's not too bad. It's little kids, properly dressed up, often with parents close by, and always with faultless good manners. It certainly beats having lads of about 17 in tracksuits with dead eyes turning up, unintentionally giving the impression that the zombie apocalypse has already begun. You don't really get the impression that they'll put your windows through if you don't give them anything
scottthefox Posted 31 October 2012 Posted 31 October 2012 We've got the most revolting sour sweets you could ever imagine; I'd love to see their faces when they stuff them down their necks later. Oooo you showed them, as if kids give a toss about what sweets taste like, they're sweets
Guest Basildon Fox Posted 31 October 2012 Posted 31 October 2012 Halloween is no different to begging. Americanised shitty day. You can now even buy happy halloween cards, WTF is all that about? Hate it with a passion. The kids love it but I refuse to go trick or treating with them. The wife goes instead. All 3 of my brood have gone away today for a few days so I have been able to ignore the greedy little buggers at my door this evening. Has brought a smile to my face everytime I have ignored the door knocking. Got a takeaway on order now so will have to covertly check who is at the door before I open it...
flowwolf Posted 31 October 2012 Posted 31 October 2012 Couple of years back I melted down some chocolate and covered some cold brussel sprouts in them, hope they enjoyed it. Well guess what my bag of of Chocolate raisins really contained.
Guest Basildon Fox Posted 31 October 2012 Posted 31 October 2012 Well guess what my bag of of Chocolate raisins really contained. Raisins?
Matt Posted 31 October 2012 Posted 31 October 2012 I love Halloween, I love everything, I love everyone. Better? I appologise for having an opinion.
marko Posted 31 October 2012 Posted 31 October 2012 Oooo you showed them, as if kids give a toss about what sweets taste like, they're sweets I can guarantee they'll be spat out within seconds. They're 10x worse than sucking a raw lemon. So, yes, I did show them.
Julian Joachim Jr Shabadoo Posted 31 October 2012 Posted 31 October 2012 Well guess what my bag of of Chocolate raisins really contained. That kind of dump you have after a particularly carbohydrate-heavy day? Pebbledash, is it?
FoxesAreBlue Posted 31 October 2012 Posted 31 October 2012 That kind of dump you have after a particularly carbohydrate-heavy day? Pebbledash, is it? lol lol
Mike Oxlong Posted 31 October 2012 Posted 31 October 2012 Halloween's ok in my book. A procession of MILFs turning up on your doorstep isn't so bad. I just ignore the kids and offer the mums a treat instead.
cambridgefox Posted 31 October 2012 Posted 31 October 2012 Well that went well,had to pick the kids and the wife up in the rain and my daughter has put dogshit from her shoes in my car! They have got shit loads of sweets and won't miss a few.
FrankieADZ Posted 31 October 2012 Posted 31 October 2012 Halloween's ok in my book. A procession of MILFs turning up on your doorstep isn't so bad. I just ignore the kids and offer the mums a treat instead. yeah but i doubt ur treat would be welcomed
FrankieADZ Posted 31 October 2012 Posted 31 October 2012 That is all. thats treat & trick....brilliance
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