Tom17LCFC Posted 30 October 2014 Posted 30 October 2014 it's usually a fairly decent night out from my experience. not arsed about the trick or treating, leave them to it.
Raj Posted 31 October 2014 Posted 31 October 2014 You should answer the door in a Jimmy Saville costume, that'll get rid of the little fvckers. Edit, Bilo made the same joke in the first post. Suppose i'll have to fish out the olde Jimmy saville outfit from the loft!!
The Blur Posted 31 October 2014 Posted 31 October 2014 Harmless- I enjoyed it a lot when I was a child and it is down to adults in my neighbourhood who played along so I feel it is only fair that I do the same even if it is slightly annoying answering the door. Kids who ask for money can do one mind though.
Miquel The Work Geordie Posted 31 October 2014 Posted 31 October 2014 Trick or treat can **** off, but halloween is fine - costume parties are usually decent fun. so seedy
Miquel The Work Geordie Posted 31 October 2014 Posted 31 October 2014 Begging With Menaces is the title of my memoirs
ADK Posted 31 October 2014 Posted 31 October 2014 Feel a bit awkward answering the door to people's kids and handing out sweets.
Carl the Llama Posted 31 October 2014 Posted 31 October 2014 On an unrelated topic, has anyone ever smothered their Johnson in popping candy and claiming it's a new brand of sweet specially made for Trick or Treaters? Or am I better off painting it green and yellow below the head and saying it's a rocket lolly? It's just I think that the popping sensation could be a real winner here.
Bellend Sebastian Posted 31 October 2014 Posted 31 October 2014 On an unrelated topic, has anyone ever smothered their Johnson in popping candy and claiming it's a new brand of sweet specially made for Trick or Treaters? Or am I better off painting it green and yellow below the head and saying it's a rocket lolly? It's just I think that the popping sensation could be a real winner here. Has anyone ever NOT done that?
The Doctor Posted 31 October 2014 Posted 31 October 2014 What's popping candy anyway? Sweets that fizz and pop when eaten. Or, as a friend of mine found out last Halloween - not something that should be snorted.
MPH Posted 31 October 2014 Posted 31 October 2014 Sweets that fizz and pop when eaten. Or, as a friend of mine found out last Halloween - not something that should be snorted. Or shoved up your bum
Bellend Sebastian Posted 31 October 2014 Posted 31 October 2014 I haven't! At least there's one. I've had all of this lot round tonight: http://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/gallery/2014/oct/31/halloween-costumes-creepy-vintage-in-pictures
Matt Posted 31 October 2014 Posted 31 October 2014 A load of commercialised, americanised bullshit! I do fancy going out tonight but i'm not because I know it's gonna be full of dickheads, dressed up looking like twats, egging people.
lavrentis Posted 31 October 2014 Posted 31 October 2014 Egging tbh anyone thats offended bout halloween is a disabled great atmosphere about it
lavrentis Posted 31 October 2014 Posted 31 October 2014 Who is offended? It's just a bit shit. i didn't mean to come across the way i did actually was tongue in cheek the disabled comment. I guess it's what you make it but I was pigging out on all the chocolate and sweets at work today which is probably why I like it now
Buzzell Posted 31 October 2014 Posted 31 October 2014 I've written a sign on the door telling them to piss off. Killjoy I know but when you have two dogs barking there face off everytime someone knocks the door whilst I'm trying to settle my 4 month old daughter, well let's just say they can **** off. The sign works by the way.
Unabomber Posted 31 October 2014 Posted 31 October 2014 I've wrapped loads of soft boiled eggs (still in the shells) in kinder egg wrappers. Pranked two dweebs so far.
Vacamion Posted 1 November 2014 Posted 1 November 2014 Sweets that fizz and pop when eaten. Or, as a friend of mine found out last Halloween - not something that should be snorted. Or shoved up your bum Thanks for the coffee spit moment, lads...
Matt Posted 1 November 2014 Posted 1 November 2014 A load of commercialised, americanised bullshit! I do fancy going out tonight but i'm not because I know it's gonna be full of dickheads, dressed up looking like twats, egging people. Wish I had gone out now, the reason I didn't was primarily for what I said above but also with going to the football today in mind and not wanting to feel like shite, maybe if I had gone out i'd have been to hungover and battered to be bothered to go to the football!
LCFC Rennie Posted 1 November 2014 Posted 1 November 2014 The missus made me buy some sweets in case any little shits come asking for sweets. What she doesn't know is I immediately took them upstairs and consumed them all with 30 seconds.
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