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New Years Resolutions

I’m not making any for myself because I’m practically a paragon of virtue, but some of you lot need to buck your ideas up a bit and try to make yourselves into better citizens.

So I think we all should take a critical look at fellow FTers to give them some constructive ideas on self improvement.

I’ll start off with a couple but I want you lot to make some effort as well .

Doc Singh needs to learn to have some respect for his elders ( well me anyway , I’m not too sure about all the other old gits who frequent this forum)

Skinnydipper needs to try and repay some of that taxpayers money spent on his expensive legal education by doing some work that actually gets some of the crooks and assorted vagabonds off the streets .

Webbo should stop lusting after Maggie as well trying to keep the drips on furniture to a minimum and remember to always clean his brushes and put his ladders away.

Daggers and Moosey should try and be nicer to each other

Finners should try and be a little less Welsh .I’m not expecting him to give it all up, but he’s been here long enough now that it should hardly be noticeable.

Fire away people . Be cruel to kind !!We need some tough love here !! :xmassmile:

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Make Leicesterpool head of poll creation.

Joining PA (Pollsters Anonymous) would be more appropriate.

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New Years Resolutions

I’m not making any for myself because I’m practically a paragon of virtue, but some of you lot need to buck your ideas up a bit and try to make yourselves into better citizens.

So I think we all should take a critical look at fellow FTers to give them some constructive ideas on self improvement.

I’ll start off with a couple but I want you lot to make some effort as well .

Doc Singh needs to learn to have some respect for his elders ( well me anyway , I’m not too sure about all the other old gits who frequent this forum)

Skinnydipper needs to try and repay some of that taxpayers money spent on his expensive legal education by doing some work that actually gets some of the crooks and assorted vagabonds off the streets .

Webbo should stop lusting after Maggie as well trying to keep the drips on furniture to a minimum and remember to always clean his brushes and put his ladders away.

Daggers and Moosey should try and be nicer to each other

Finners should try and be a little less Welsh .I’m not expecting him to give it all up, but he’s been here long enough now that it should hardly be noticeable.

Fire away people . Be cruel to kind !!We need some tough love here !! :xmassmile:

:xmasbiggrin:

You should see my tax bill :xmassad:

Zingari - Should resolve not to use smiley/happy icons as used even when taking issue with others.

Should only use offensive icons such as

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and

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Daggers - Should resolve to work his way through the entire McDonalds menu ... each week .... so as to gain an appreciation for fine dining.

Moose - should aspire to climb the culinary ladder by leaving his job as a pancake flipper (think he first posted Pancake Face)

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and graduate to a restaurant that produces fine beef cuisine

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My new years resolution will be, not to get permanently banned from FoxesTalk.

Will be very hard, only two bans away, but if I can act sensibly I believe I can last until February.

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Are the PAPs (Plastic and Proud) and CRAPs (Committed Regular and Proud) still about?

I'm still a fully-fledged PAP and Proud (PAPAP), but may move over to the dark side in the New Year.

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I got suspended in 2012 for telling someone that I would be physically sick if they were still alive tomorrow. I guess my NYs resolution is to be a better man. I'd also like to help out at the local zoo, because I think apes, in particular, are magnificant creatures

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Are the PAPs (Plastic and Proud) and CRAPs (Committed Regular and Proud) still about?

I'm still a fully-fledged PAP and Proud (PAPAP), but may move over to the dark side in the New Year.

Sort of, I'm a part time PAP.

Anyway - I resolve to do **** all, because I'm already perfect :xmascool:

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Thank you. I'm kidding anyway just had a rough few weeks & feeling sorry for myself.

Oh yes , most of us can get a bit like that at this time of year, especially if money is tight .

The days seem so short and bones and muscles ache more and more .

All the best :xmassmile:

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My new years resolution will be, not to get permanently banned from FoxesTalk.

Will be very hard, only two bans away, but if I can act sensibly I believe I can last until February.

Mine is to get you banned through a combination of tedious drawn out arguments and pretending to be offended by banter.

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I thought we were doing other people's resolutions.

I think bettsj should resolve to stop letting his mates hijack his account and posting abuse.

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Mine is to get you banned through a combination of tedious drawn out arguments and pretending to be offended by banter.

Then mine is to get you both permanently banned :ph34r:

I think Fox92s should be to say nicer things about Sheffield Wednesday and nastier things about everyone else (especially Forest). And he should also try and go the whole year without mentioning how good the West Brom/Wolves and Villa/Birmingham derbies are :)

ozleicester's should be to eat more meat. Or to at least be less dramatic about it :P

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Mine is to get you banned through a combination of tedious drawn out arguments and pretending to be offended by banter.

But if you start the argument, then it really isn't my fault, I ain't gonna start no argument, so it will be you who will get banned on that front.

Banter will come, when something good comes to me.

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My resolution is to sell my house and move out of the city

Just into the county or further afield ?

I think charnwood / woodhouse eaves etc is a great part of the county .

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