separator Posted 4 August 2013 Posted 4 August 2013 But i want it to deliver. I want to be hungover to fúck and be able to give the pub/carvery/roast dinner place a ring and say half beef half chicken, yorkshire pudding all the trimmings and loads of gravy and it arrive at my bedside half an hour later. Ronnie Corbett is your friend. Posh meals on wheels, maybe they can also cater for hungover people as well as the elderly. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CNDqC7i5rDA
FoxesAreBlue Posted 4 August 2013 Posted 4 August 2013 A takeaway carvery. I'm sure a mate of mine got a take away carvers from the fox hunter island (Toby), she had to go and pick it up but it was still a takeaway.
Rincewind Posted 4 August 2013 Posted 4 August 2013 I have spme conyact numbers for meals on wheels. given them when I was ill from social services. Not free though. I torned a few offers down in hospital.
SystonFox Posted 5 August 2013 Posted 5 August 2013 A pill that would allow my facial hair never to grow again and my facial hair only. I don't like having stubble / beard and when I do shave I get a bad shaving rash. I'm 26 and been shaving 11 years yet it still continues. Get me that pill that will completely stop it growing
whoareyaaa Posted 5 August 2013 Posted 5 August 2013 A silent hoover. Genius, Get in contact with Mr Dyson.
Captain... Posted 5 August 2013 Posted 5 August 2013 A pill that would allow my facial hair never to grow again and my facial hair only. I don't like having stubble / beard and when I do shave I get a bad shaving rash. I'm 26 and been shaving 11 years yet it still continues. Get me that pill that will completely stop it growing Laser treatment.
RobHawk Posted 5 August 2013 Posted 5 August 2013 But i want it to deliver. I want to be hungover to fúck and be able to give the pub/carvery/roast dinner place a ring and say half beef half chicken, yorkshire pudding all the trimmings and loads of gravy and it arrive at my bedside half an hour later. We have this in Swansea!! :-) Local chippy does dinners on a sunday - you can eat in, takeaway and they deliver! Genius and tasty too!
Julian Joachim Jr Shabadoo Posted 5 August 2013 Posted 5 August 2013 and say half beef half chicken Are you nuts? That's the sort of experiment that'll get you locked up I'm also going for jet-pack or some sort of less cumbersome powered-paraglider. Would love to just whizz about in the air, and it'd make the daily commute the highlight of the day
MikeyT Posted 5 August 2013 Posted 5 August 2013 Everyone loves a smoke, and we all like white teeth, so how about... Teeth whitening cigarettes Do they?
davieG Posted 5 August 2013 Posted 5 August 2013 A virus/malware free internet and fault free computer/tablet with a wireless system that can cope with more than one user.
Rincewind Posted 5 August 2013 Posted 5 August 2013 I have an idea. Thought of it today when I was out. I have an hand held game thing that use a pointer for touch screen that is stored at the side. Today I went to switch it on and nothing which I could not understand as there were new batteries in. It needs a mini screw driver. So why can't the pointer be a screw driver to undo the back? You are not going to have a precision one on your person when buying batteries. The pointer thing could have a cap on that covers the screw part like a cover for a pen nib. This might be a stupid idea or a brilliant one which somebody will take to Dragons Den after reading this.
The Year Of The Fox Posted 5 August 2013 Posted 5 August 2013 I don't think there is one of these - anything you wish was invented and available to use, which would make life a lot easier. My one is showers where you can set the water coming out at a fixed temperature, so its right for you A thermostatic shower you mean?
The Year Of The Fox Posted 5 August 2013 Posted 5 August 2013 A golf ball with a radar/tracking device built in
Wymsey Posted 5 August 2013 Posted 5 August 2013 A golf ball with a radar/tracking device built in Definitely. To try to avoid wasting time searching, I often play with a bright orange or blue ball; yet I often lose two or three per round (playing with no handicap at the minute).
Rincewind Posted 5 August 2013 Posted 5 August 2013 A golf ball with a radar/tracking device built in Thats what caddies are for
The Year Of The Fox Posted 6 August 2013 Posted 6 August 2013 Definitely. To try to avoid wasting time searching, I often play with a bright orange or blue ball; yet I often lose two or three per round (playing with no handicap at the minute). What are your average kind of scores? I can accept not being able to find one when it's sliced horribly with your driven tee shot. It's the one's where it's actually a half decent drive so you don't follow the ball as closely as you should, you know it's on the edge of the fairway/rough (or even worse at the bottom of that big tree trunk) yet you never find it on arrival.
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