theessexfox Posted 21 February 2013 Posted 21 February 2013 I don't think there is one of these - anything you wish was invented and available to use, which would make life a lot easier. My one is showers where you can set the water coming out at a fixed temperature, so its right for you
ozleicester Posted 21 February 2013 Posted 21 February 2013 Thats already been done..so your sorted Wheres me fvcking rocket pack??
theessexfox Posted 21 February 2013 Author Posted 21 February 2013 Thats already been done..so your sorted Wheres me fvcking rocket pack?? I was sort of thinking something that's widely used and common.
Zingari Posted 21 February 2013 Posted 21 February 2013 I was sort of thinking something that's widely used and common. Katie Price ?
theessexfox Posted 21 February 2013 Author Posted 21 February 2013 Katie Price ? Something you WISH was widely used and common
Alf Bentley Posted 21 February 2013 Posted 21 February 2013 A time expander...48 hours per day and I'd do everything I want to do. On a more banal level, a self-cleaning drain in our back yard wouldn't go amiss...
Wakeyfox Posted 21 February 2013 Posted 21 February 2013 Everyone loves a smoke, and we all like white teeth, so how about... Teeth whitening cigarettes
Hollism Posted 21 February 2013 Posted 21 February 2013 Everyone loves a smoke, and we all like white teeth, so how about... Teeth whitening cigarettes Similar, I'd like to try flavoured cigarettes. I have do doubt they can be found on the continent somewhere, but chocolate fags, cookies and cream fags, vanilla, cinnamon?
pSinatra Posted 21 February 2013 Posted 21 February 2013 Similar, I'd like to try flavoured cigarettes. I have do doubt they can be found on the continent somewhere, but chocolate fags, cookies and cream fags, vanilla, cinnamon? Most tobacconists sell 'flavoured' tobacco. I used to work with a guy who would have a different flavour on him each week - cherry, chocolate, coconut, vanilla.......all of them fecking horrible.
MooseBreath Posted 21 February 2013 Posted 21 February 2013 A way to safely reduce the size of my penis.
Jon the Hat Posted 21 February 2013 Posted 21 February 2013 A way to safely reduce the size of my penis. Try looking in the mirror.
Guest MattP Posted 21 February 2013 Posted 21 February 2013 A Pub and a Betting shop combo. That's all I want and we still can't do it.
foxfanazer Posted 21 February 2013 Posted 21 February 2013 A pill that completely gets rid of hangovers A Pub and a Betting shop combo. That's all I want and we still can't do it. come to braunstone mate
Guest MattP Posted 21 February 2013 Posted 21 February 2013 A pill that completely gets rid of hangovers come to braunstone mate I remember some fella supping out a bottle of whisky in the Ladbrokes on Fosse Road South. They have it so right on the continent, racing and sport, betting shop inside, can smoke. Great places. Everything a real geezer wants.
Tom17LCFC Posted 21 February 2013 Posted 21 February 2013 A Pub and a Betting shop combo. That's all I want and we still can't do it. Only downside to that is after a few tins all the bets will just get completely out of hand
ScouseFox Posted 21 February 2013 Posted 21 February 2013 The place would make an absolute killing haha, people who win would respend it all on ale and people who spend it on ale will then lose it all betting.
The Doctor Posted 21 February 2013 Posted 21 February 2013 A mute button for people, would be nice to be able to silence those who irritate you.
ScouseFox Posted 4 August 2013 Posted 4 August 2013 You could slip it in a bag But i want it to deliver. I want to be hungover to fúck and be able to give the pub/carvery/roast dinner place a ring and say half beef half chicken, yorkshire pudding all the trimmings and loads of gravy and it arrive at my bedside half an hour later.
SystonFox Posted 4 August 2013 Posted 4 August 2013 The ability to never sleep. What a waste of time it is
theessexfox Posted 4 August 2013 Author Posted 4 August 2013 Wish there was a pill that just got rid of petty illnesses. Coughs, colds, etc are so pointless and yet stop you doing much.
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