broughtonblue Posted 14 March 2013 Share Posted 14 March 2013 Whats the best chants you have heard from our fans. This year i liked the jimmy saville one v leeds. He shagged all your kids he shagged all your kids hes jimmy saville and he shagged all your kids. Peterboro.... My garden shed last year chelsea (petra cech) its football not rugby brighton... Sh1t on your bellend so your favs are? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Munshi Posted 14 March 2013 Share Posted 14 March 2013 Was some pretty funny ones, in the game against wednesday, cant remember them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voll Blau Posted 14 March 2013 Share Posted 14 March 2013 Your definition of "best" differs significantly from mine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
broughtonblue Posted 14 March 2013 Author Share Posted 14 March 2013 Your definition of "best" differs significantly from mine. so? As i asked, what are yours? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teblin Posted 14 March 2013 Share Posted 14 March 2013 Whats the best chants you have heard from our fans. This year i liked the jimmy saville one v leeds. He shagged all your kids he shagged all your kids hes jimmy saville and he shagged all your kids. Peterboro.... My garden shed last year chelsea (petra cech) its football not rugby brighton... Sh1t on your bellend so your favs are? I thought that was the Leeds fans and I was pretty disgusted by it to be honest! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shade Posted 14 March 2013 Share Posted 14 March 2013 ok so we've got pedophilia, serious injury and homophobia, I think my favourite chant is "I hope your children die, I hope your children die, we're the kings of banter, I hope your children die"! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voll Blau Posted 14 March 2013 Share Posted 14 March 2013 so? As i asked, what are yours? When You're Smiling Bring on the Sunderland and Arsenal Iwan is a Welshman Oh... and anything that isn't to the tune of Sloop John ****ing B and people think is "well good banter". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
broughtonblue Posted 14 March 2013 Author Share Posted 14 March 2013 ok so we've got pedophilia, serious injury and homophobia, I think my favourite chant is "I hope your children die, I hope your children die, we're the kings of banter, I hope your children die"! so is the garden shed one okay, or is that nasty to people who cant afford a big house? Dont remember the kids one, remind me who that was against Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hbkkids Posted 14 March 2013 Share Posted 14 March 2013 I thought that was the Leeds fans and I was pretty disgusted by it to be honest! . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maybes Posted 14 March 2013 Share Posted 14 March 2013 Some people need to lighten up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
broughtonblue Posted 14 March 2013 Author Share Posted 14 March 2013 Some people need to lighten up. a sensible reply at last Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottthefox Posted 14 March 2013 Share Posted 14 March 2013 They're here, they're there, they're every ****ing where, Saville's kids @ Leeds tickled me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fox92 Posted 14 March 2013 Share Posted 14 March 2013 E I E I E I O ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basingstoke Fox Posted 14 March 2013 Share Posted 14 March 2013 I felt bad for laughing but the Dave Jones ones made me laugh. Other than that, I remember laughing at 'Do you work a B & Q' to Blackpool. Though I'm sure I've heard that before. The Chris Wood one was good before we started singing it too quickly (so for about 5 minutes). To be honest, there haven't been that many decent memorable ones in the games I've been to this season. Shame really. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EastNeukFox Posted 14 March 2013 Share Posted 14 March 2013 I liked "you only win when it's snowing" against Ipswich. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Year Of The Fox Posted 15 March 2013 Share Posted 15 March 2013 I liked "you only win when it's snowing" against Ipswich. we've still got prostitutes is good too. that was a couple of seasons though. My favourite chant- Hull at home,I cant' describe the tune but we were giving it a right goingover @ 'two nil leicester in your cup final' then we broke on the counter in the last minute for nuge to seal his hattrick. Its just a shame weve adopted it for some crap games where it's blantantly not even a derby nor a rivalry yet we insist on singing it. At the time it shut them up. Special mentiob to, @10 years ago' v leeds last week Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JmorsonLCFC Posted 15 March 2013 Share Posted 15 March 2013 Your definition of "best" differs significantly from mine. ok so we've got pedophilia, serious injury and homophobia, I think my favourite chant is "I hope your children die, I hope your children die, we're the kings of banter, I hope your children die"! When You're Smiling Bring on the Sunderland and Arsenal Iwan is a Welshman Oh... and anything that isn't to the tune of Sloop John ****ing B and people think is "well good banter". some people really try too hard to be funny and witty on this forum Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lestajigs Posted 15 March 2013 Share Posted 15 March 2013 "Your gonna get your ****ing heads kicked in" "Your gonna get your ****ing heads kicked in" "Your gonna get your ****ing heads kicked in" "Your gonna get your ****ing heads kicked in" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shade Posted 15 March 2013 Share Posted 15 March 2013 some people really try too hard to be funny and witty on this forum it comes naturally. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoneDog Posted 15 March 2013 Share Posted 15 March 2013 "Come on a skateboard" and "Jingle Bells" to name a couple. "Leicester, Leicester, Leicesterrrrrrrr, Leicester" is my all time classic though. Love it when that one's going loud. And who the hell is John Sloop B? Stupid name. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manwell Pablo Posted 15 March 2013 Share Posted 15 March 2013 One that made me laugh the hardest was in the Premier League I can't remember the year exactly but it's when Arsenal came trotting out for the second half "Who let the frogs out" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aus Fox Posted 15 March 2013 Share Posted 15 March 2013 The season we got to the premier league in the little era, getting loads of crap v Arsenal about us going down. Then went 2-1 up and sang were shit are we're beating you' away at Barnsley a few years ago when they finally sang a song. We replied with 'We can't understand, we can't understand you're from Yorkshire we can't understand' Gary Flicroft does your misses know your here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alf Bentley Posted 15 March 2013 Share Posted 15 March 2013 Whats the best chants you have heard from our fans. This year i liked the jimmy saville one v leeds. He shagged all your kids he shagged all your kids hes jimmy saville and he shagged all your kids. How Saville's hundreds of alleged victims would have laughed if they had been there, eh?! Maybe one of them was? If one of your friends or family members suffers some terrible torment, maybe we could ask them to come up with an amusing chant? To be fair, the Leeds fans did come up with the wittiest chant I've heard this season, when it was announced that the lights had failed in the away concourse: "We're Leeds United, we glow in the dark!" An example of spontaneous wit that is rare in football grounds these days. Not in the same class, but I do hope we draw York City in the cup some time soon: "He gets the ball, he scores a goal, Andy, Andy King! There's only two Kings in Leicester, two Kings in Leicester....He gets the throne, he kills his nephews, Richard, Richard King!" Oh, well, I amuse myself, if nobody else.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manwell Pablo Posted 15 March 2013 Share Posted 15 March 2013 The season we got to the premier league in the little era, getting loads of crap v Arsenal about us going down. Then went 2-1 up and sang were shit are we're beating you' away at Barnsley a few years ago when they finally sang a song. We replied with 'We can't understand, we can't understand you're from Yorkshire we can't understand' Gary Flicroft does your misses know your here . Went uni with a lad from Manchester and he's got a great story about seeing Gary Flitcroft and Matt Jansen pissed out their faces in a nightclub. Gary likes birds. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RonnieTodger Posted 15 March 2013 Share Posted 15 March 2013 "Come on a skateboard" and "Jingle Bells" to name a couple. "Leicester, Leicester, Leicesterrrrrrrr, Leicester" is my all time classic though. Love it when that one's going loud. And who the hell is John Sloop B? Stupid name. Did the song used for almost every chant now. "I wanna go hooooooooome, this is a shithole, I wana go home". Also, I thought Thailand 1-0 Malaysia was pretty good on Tuesday Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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