Ashley Posted 2 April 2013 Posted 2 April 2013 5000/1 shot £10.00 stake on the horses/football think weekend.
Bettsj2 Posted 2 April 2013 Author Posted 2 April 2013 2 X £25K loans? Have a word with your dad!! If you told us why, we might be able to help. If it is for a business idea, then people may invest dragon's den stylee, if it is for gambling debts, then I think you need to sell a kidney. Do you know someone who needs a kidney?
Bettsj2 Posted 2 April 2013 Author Posted 2 April 2013 As CPF said,is it a business idea? In all seriousness, yes its a business i'm trying to get going. Problem is the opportunity will go quickly and the banks process isnt fitting with this. If anyone can help DM.
AoWW Posted 2 April 2013 Posted 2 April 2013 In all seriousness, yes its a business i'm trying to get going. Problem is the opportunity will go quickly and the banks process isnt fitting with this. If anyone can help DM. If you're relying on a generous FTer to come up with the dosh I think you'd better stop dreaming!
Zingari Posted 2 April 2013 Posted 2 April 2013 i've just come up with an ingenious way to make £50k I can't wait to share my idea with FT posters
Captain... Posted 2 April 2013 Posted 2 April 2013 In all seriousness, yes its a business i'm trying to get going. Problem is the opportunity will go quickly and the banks process isnt fitting with this. If anyone can help DM. Look for an investor, I'm sure there are some entrepreneur websites/forums to get advice from, but make sure you have your idea in a business plan format, you can't just turn up and say you got an idea, to be taken seriously you need to present your idea in a professional way. Edit: a quick google found this, http://www.venturegiant.com/
SystonFox Posted 2 April 2013 Posted 2 April 2013 Would you consider becoming a hit an? Got a couple of people I could do with them being "out of the way" Either that or sell your bum, again, as previously stated
21st Century Fox Posted 2 April 2013 Posted 2 April 2013 In all seriousness, yes its a business i'm trying to get going. Problem is the opportunity will go quickly and the banks process isnt fitting with this. If anyone can help DM. Tell me about it, trying to find a bank that'll finance my stable of Tunisian Eunuch's is a lot more hassle than I first thought.
I am Rod Hull Posted 2 April 2013 Posted 2 April 2013 Tell me about it, trying to find a bank that'll finance my stable of Tunisian Eunuch's is a lot more hassle than I first thought. Wont they stump up front?
Vlad the Fox Posted 2 April 2013 Posted 2 April 2013 Find a loan shark. Ask to borrow 70k. Shop him to the police. As he is an illegal money lender your debt will be wiped clean and he goes to prison. Hey presto 50k interest free in your sky rocket. Plus 20k for plastic surgery and to get the **** away from here as quick as possible.
21st Century Fox Posted 2 April 2013 Posted 2 April 2013 Wont they stump up front? They've really got me by the balls. I'm going to have to send these guys back at this rate, which is a shame because they can sing a cracking soprano.
ozleicester Posted 3 April 2013 Posted 3 April 2013 Go to the humblebrag topic, theres a couple in there that could drop it on you no worries. (as long as you give them the right to "mention" it now and then)
Bayfox Posted 3 April 2013 Posted 3 April 2013 Whats the big idea? Spill. We may all want a bit of the action.
FoxesAreBlue Posted 3 April 2013 Posted 3 April 2013 Just roll up to PallEx in Bagworth and ask that Hillary Duvet,she was a dragon.
foxfanazer Posted 3 April 2013 Posted 3 April 2013 Watch the scene in Lock stock and two smoking barrels scene about the arse tickling dildos. It could just work. Or cook Crystal Meth breaking bad stylee
BoneDog Posted 5 April 2013 Posted 5 April 2013 He's right you know. And the funny thing is, without money in the world we could still have all the PS3's, bottles of beer and tubes of toothpaste we ever wanted. The places we get the 'ingredients' for those things from don't ask for cash or a credit card when we take them. It's a fanny old thing, manny.
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