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Bernie

By Leicesterpool, in Leicester City Forum

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THEBIGJOHNSTEADER;

THEBIGJOHNSTEADER;

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Every time I see a new Bernie thread I fear it's going to be a RIP one. I've picked up lots of great tips from Bernie over the years, the best would have to be when he taught me how to wee into my hands and then pat it on my face and neck like aftershave. Well Bernie, if you can read this, I'm still smelling as fresh as ever. Top tip!

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The Year Of The Fox

The Year Of The Fox

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Every time I see a new Bernie thread I fear it's going to be a RIP one. I've picked up lots of great tips from Bernie over the years, the best would have to be when he taught me how to wee into my hands and then pat it on my face and neck like aftershave. Well Bernie, if you can read this, I'm still smelling as fresh as ever. Top tip!

Same here to be honest
Guest Mee-9

Guest Mee-9

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27. He's had a tough life.

He's just had a few too many good weekends.

Bilo

Bilo

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I second the comments made that you always fear a Bernie thread will be an RIP one.

You only need look at the man to realise he is not well, mentally and in all probability physically considering the amount of booze he puts down his neck.

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THEBIGJOHNSTEADER;

THEBIGJOHNSTEADER;

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I remember one night I pulled a cracking blonde in Zanzibar, great arse, good kisser, I was absolutely steaming but I still managed to get it up back at my place, and we just made love all night it was fantastic. She was beautiful. Then in the morning I awoke, looked over to her, it was Bernie. Worst case of beer goggles I've ever had. Has anyone else ever done that?

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Bob Weasel Fox

Bob Weasel Fox

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I remember one night I pulled a cracking blonde in Zanzibar, great arse, good kisser, I was absolutely steaming but I still managed to get it up back at my place, and we just made love all night it was fantastic. She was beautiful. Then in the morning I awoke, looked over to her, it was Bernie. Worst case of beer goggles I've ever had. Has anyone else ever done that?

ive slept with worse, hell ive married worse lol

Grewks

Grewks

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I remember one night I pulled a cracking blonde in Zanzibar, great arse, good kisser, I was absolutely steaming but I still managed to get it up back at my place, and we just made love all night it was fantastic. She was beautiful. Then in the morning I awoke, looked over to her, it was Bernie. Worst case of beer goggles I've ever had. Has anyone else ever done that?

no....and 2 posts in and still not funny.

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Fox92

Fox92

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Every time I see a new Bernie thread I fear it's going to be a RIP one.

Same... And that's what I thought it was going to be, we seem to have one at least once every year.

Saw him at Barnsley, though. Can't recall him having facepaint on though.

kingfox

kingfox

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I'm amazed he can order match tickets, train tickets, and actually get to places on public transport.

I went to the ticket office one time while he was in there.

He asked for tickets in the dugout.

Bilo

Bilo

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I'm amazed he can order match tickets, train tickets, and actually get to places on public transport.

The bloke is something of a celebrity among Leicester fans, I imagine he often has someone taking him under their wing.

Jace

Jace

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He probably started walking to Wembley for the Play Off final couple of months ago poor bloke probably has no idea what has happened last 12 games

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Kitchandro

Kitchandro

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Has anyone seem him outside of a match day? Is he the same or does he go to games as a character?

lol He's the Keith Lemon of the Midlands. One day he'll have his own show :fc:

Bernie: 'Forest'

Audience: 'AAGGGHHHHHHHH'

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Mike the Metal Ed

Mike the Metal Ed

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Has anyone seem him outside of a match day? Is he the same or does he go to games as a character?

Saw him in the Highcross once on a Thursday morning. He was wearing his Fox Leisure zip up top, no hat or war paint though.

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