stix Posted 13 June 2013 Posted 13 June 2013 If you see a giant coming at you with a kettle.....they're not offering you a cuppa. RUN
21st Century Fox Posted 13 June 2013 Posted 13 June 2013 Steer clear of grasshoppers who sound like Kevin Spacey.
Danizen Posted 13 June 2013 Posted 13 June 2013 Steer clear of that bastard grasshopper. He's bad news. Edit - Damn.
Guest Bilo Posted 13 June 2013 Posted 13 June 2013 Make sure you're eligible for tax credits, it's a symbol of societal inequalities that you have to work so hard for an inactive Queen. VIVE LA REPUBLIQUE!
Guest BlueBrett Posted 13 June 2013 Posted 13 June 2013 I'd tell him that if he ate his own jizz every day for a month he would get magic powers
Guest Bilo Posted 13 June 2013 Posted 13 June 2013 I'd tell him that if he ate his own jizz every day for a month he would get magic powers Don't you then?
Guest BlueBrett Posted 13 June 2013 Posted 13 June 2013 Don't you then? Yes but an ant can eat 500 times its own body weight in jizz so it's fairly impractical to scale it up for humans
GLC Posted 14 June 2013 Posted 14 June 2013 Yes but an ant can eat 500 times its own body weight in jizz so it's fairly impractical to scale it up for humans They can lift 500 times their own body weight. Where does eating come in to it?
Zingari Posted 14 June 2013 Posted 14 June 2013 Work hard ,respect the ruling class, do as you are told, and trust they are doing their best for you . You'll be well rewarded and get on in life and have self respect knowing you've done your best for the society. Pretty much the same as being human really.
MooseBreath Posted 14 June 2013 Author Posted 14 June 2013 Was drifting off last night when this subject entered my head. I thought I'd tell the worker ant to break free from the pack, that she could enjoy her short life a lot more if she didn't bother with the whole relentlessly serving the queen thing. I thought I'd probably advise her to go and hang out near some bins in a park where food is plentiful and she can chill out in the sun all day. The rest of the ants would suffer a little due to her absence of course, but ultimately they are only ants and their entire existence is meaningless so who really cares. The worker should focus on her own enjoyment, and forget about the rest. And then the parallels with human life.
Orkneyfox Posted 15 June 2013 Posted 15 June 2013 Was drifting off last night when this subject entered my head. I thought I'd tell the worker ant to break free from the pack, that she could enjoy her short life a lot more if she didn't bother with the whole relentlessly serving the queen thing. I thought I'd probably advise her to go and hang out near some bins in a park where food is plentiful and she can chill out in the sun all day. The rest of the ants would suffer a little due to her absence of course, but ultimately they are only ants and their entire existence is meaningless so who really cares. The worker should focus on her own enjoyment, and forget about the rest. And then the parallels with human life. Or she could just stay with my uncle.....
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