johnny the fox Posted 3 November 2013 Share Posted 3 November 2013 http://www.express.co.uk/news/showbiz/440924/Ulrika-Jonsson-Sex-with-Sven-Goran-Eriksson-was-like-an-Ikea-instruction-manual Say it ain't so..she just couldn't understand the tactics board.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unabomber Posted 3 November 2013 Share Posted 3 November 2013 What a load of old bollocks (literally), I bet Sven is sensational in the sack. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vlad the Fox Posted 3 November 2013 Share Posted 3 November 2013 Yet she went back for more! Maybe she needed a manual. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitchandro Posted 3 November 2013 Share Posted 3 November 2013 They're both a couple of cvnts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnny the fox Posted 3 November 2013 Author Share Posted 3 November 2013 Yet she went back for more! Maybe she needed a manual. Sven was trying to get her to understand the concept of three at the back.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vlad the Fox Posted 3 November 2013 Share Posted 3 November 2013 Sven was trying to get her to understand the concept of three at the back.. And one up front. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AKCJ Posted 3 November 2013 Share Posted 3 November 2013 Sven managed to **** an entire football club so i'm sure he's pretty handy in bed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DANGEROUS TIGER Posted 3 November 2013 Share Posted 3 November 2013 Well, how the hell does he pull these birds? It can't be money because they are all loaded. Either he has some magical pulling power, or the birds love the publicity. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shearfox Posted 3 November 2013 Share Posted 3 November 2013 What a load of old bollocks (literally), I bet Sven is sensational in the sack. The birds he pulls seem to come back for more so he must be bloody good... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corky Posted 3 November 2013 Share Posted 3 November 2013 Well, how the hell does he pull these birds? It can't be money because they are all loaded. Either he has some magical pulling power, or the birds love the publicity. He just tells the how he beat Derby 8-0 over three games and they melt into his arms. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Webbo Posted 3 November 2013 Share Posted 3 November 2013 Sven was a But Ulrika's obviously a bit of a Ulrika only dumped him when he suggested a Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnny the fox Posted 3 November 2013 Author Share Posted 3 November 2013 what chance would Sven have anyway , she must have snatch like a wizards sleeve.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vlad the Fox Posted 3 November 2013 Share Posted 3 November 2013 I wonder if she went dogging with colly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deucalion Posted 3 November 2013 Share Posted 3 November 2013 The secret of Sven's success is he is smooth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aus Fox Posted 3 November 2013 Share Posted 3 November 2013 His mistake was trying to play Michael Johnson I the hole behind the front two. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnny the fox Posted 3 November 2013 Author Share Posted 3 November 2013 His mistake was trying to play Michael Johnson I the hole behind the front two. well it was obvious the lad was not going to make a fist of it... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HankMarvin Posted 4 November 2013 Share Posted 4 November 2013 My problems started with a mortgage. My financial adviser couldn’t help me get a loan to buy my £1.7 million flat in Belgravia — but he knew someone who could. Samir Khan was a short, stocky man of Pakistani origin, aged around 45. I trusted him from the start. When he suggested he could help me more broadly, it sounded like a good idea. Everything about him seemed to check out. He had an office in Bond Street, he’d worked for the golf pro Nick Faldo and he was one of the few advisers insured by the City of London. By 2008, Samir was handling all my finances. I was not interested in the details: if he said that an investment was sound, I trusted him. I didn’t even read through the long contracts. Sometimes, he’d fax over just one page for me to sign. The truth is that I never cared about money. Not one bit. Suffice to say that Samir caught on pretty quickly. While I was England manager, he’d suggested investing in a technology company he said was going to be acquired by Hewlett Packard. I didn’t have to put in any of my own money, Samir explained — he’d borrow it on my behalf. So I agreed to invest almost £1 million. But about a year and a half later, the company still hadn’t been sold. By that time, he’d persuaded me to put money into a property development. The main investor was Portsmouth manager Harry Redknapp. Alarm bells rang one day when Harry’s accountant called my agent, suggesting the scheme was not all it seemed. But still trusting Samir, I merely asked him to pull me out of it — and he said he would. Later, I ran into Harry, who told me bluntly that my financial adviser was no good — and furthermore, that my money was still tied up in the questionable Portsmouth scheme. Samir told me Harry was mistaken. After that, I simply didn’t give the business another thought. Then, in spring 2009, Coutts bank told me that Samir had been investing large sums of my money into other risky projects. ‘OK, I’ll handle it,’ I said. But I didn’t. Why? Because when Samir told me he was acting with my best interests at heart, I believed him. My suspicions were finally raised when Samir wanted my signature to raise a mortgage on a house I owned in Portugal. At that point, I asked the accounting firm Deloitte to investigate. What they discovered came as a shock. Unknown to me, Samir had invested millions in projects the world over. After taking out a huge loan on my home in Sweden, he’d bought a beach house in Barbados next to Wayne Rooney’s. He’d also started a magazine, Icon, in which I was the main investor. And I was told he’d spent my money lavishly on renovations for his own house and expensive art for his office. Altogether, the accountants estimated Samir had lost me at least £10 million. There was hardly anything left. His insurance with the City of London turned out to be Invalid. It was time to go to the lawyers. Nice work, if you can get it: Khan bought himself a place next to Wayne Rooney's house in Barbados Two years later, in 2012, Coutts bank warned me I was on the verge of bankruptcy. Not only that, but I had tax debts of more than £1 million. Clearly, I needed to reduce my fixed expenses drastically, but first I had to establish what they were. My brother Lasse started digging. Among the things he discovered was that I was still paying the lease on a former girlfriend’s car. In all, Lasse estimated that I had fixed expenses of about £30,000 a month. The only solution was to sell some of my properties. But Nancy Dell’Olio was still living in my London apartment, three years after she should have moved out. And the house in Portugal was unlikely to sell because of the financial crash. In May, Samir finally appeared in court. For hours, I listened to my lawyers explaining how he’d lost my money. Samir also listened. He looked like a broken man — though that may have been a facade. The next day, before the hearing resumed, he suddenly agreed to bankrupt himself. And with that, everything was over. The lawyers said it was a great result — the best hope of recovering a fraction of my fortune. It didn’t feel like a great result to me. The other day, I put my home in Sweden on the market. I feel a bit melancholy about that Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-2486903/Sven-Goran-Eriksson-autobiography-How-adviser-lost-10million.html#ixzz2jhFeJqR9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitchandro Posted 4 November 2013 Share Posted 4 November 2013 My problems started with a mortgage. My financial adviser couldn’t help me get a loan to buy my £1.7 million flat in Belgravia — but he knew someone who could. Samir Khan was a short, stocky man of Pakistani origin, aged around 45. I trusted him from the start. When he suggested he could help me more broadly, it sounded like a good idea. Everything about him seemed to check out. He had an office in Bond Street, he’d worked for the golf pro Nick Faldo and he was one of the few advisers insured by the City of London. By 2008, Samir was handling all my finances. I was not interested in the details: if he said that an investment was sound, I trusted him. I didn’t even read through the long contracts. Sometimes, he’d fax over just one page for me to sign. The truth is that I never cared about money. Not one bit. Suffice to say that Samir caught on pretty quickly. While I was England manager, he’d suggested investing in a technology company he said was going to be acquired by Hewlett Packard. I didn’t have to put in any of my own money, Samir explained — he’d borrow it on my behalf. So I agreed to invest almost £1 million. But about a year and a half later, the company still hadn’t been sold. By that time, he’d persuaded me to put money into a property development. The main investor was Portsmouth manager Harry Redknapp. I had to stop and laugh at this point Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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