Donut Posted 28 November 2013 Posted 28 November 2013 Donut Offers No Complaints In the wake of a disappointing 2-0 defeat to Paris Saint Germain, Manchester United boss Donut conceded his side simply werent good enough, and deserved nothing from the game. "With Barcelona winning, and some of our rivals losing, today was a crucial game to keep up the pressure. We didnt do that, and Ive got absolutely no complaints. PSG looked good today, and we looked way off the pace. Kingfox had his tactics spot on today too." "Weve now got a mountain to climb to get ourselves back in position to threaten top spot".
steveherbe Posted 28 November 2013 Posted 28 November 2013 Next up, cmon Saints. Anybody got a link for this one - Liam?
steveherbe Posted 28 November 2013 Posted 28 November 2013 FFS! I should have made the effort and gone to this one. Couldnt get time off/no babysitter/ tickets too expensive, blah blah blah.
steveherbe Posted 28 November 2013 Posted 28 November 2013 Turkish Delight for Enderbyfox as Saints become sinners again. A crestfallen steveherbe admitted his Southampton side are too fond of a pre-match pie and pint after Ricky bloody Lambert yet again showed that a donkey can make a living in this crazy game called football. In another drunken revelation, steve told the gathered press that he had turned down the Leicester job in favour of becoming number 1 at Southampton. "Biggest mistake of my life" was the only printable quote. Steve was later seen outside the ground leading a 'HERBE OUT' demonstration.
StanSP Posted 28 November 2013 Posted 28 November 2013 Milner scored twice . That's when you know things are bad for the opposition.
EnderbyFox Posted 28 November 2013 Posted 28 November 2013 2 wins from 2 has seen a strong Galatasaray side climb the table, momentum seems to be in our favour "A seemingly successful change of approach from highly-rated manager Enderbyfox appears to have calmed any fears of a relegation battle. Fans were beginning to get anxious but Burak Yilmaz' rich vein of scoring form has halted any thoughts that Galatasaray would be scrapping at the bottom with Rochdale." - BBC's Turkish Correspondent: Abdullah Stringer
The Blur Posted 28 November 2013 Posted 28 November 2013 2 wins from 2 has seen a strong Galatasaray Inter side climb the table, momentum seems to be in our favour Quote "A seemingly successful change of approach from highly-rated manager Chickenboy appears to have calmed any fears of a relegation battle. Fans were beginning to get anxious but Diego Miltio/Rodrigo Palacio's rich vein of scoring form has halted any thoughts that Inter would be scrapping at the bottom with Milan." - BBC's Italian Correspondent: Luigi Stringer
kingfox Posted 28 November 2013 Posted 28 November 2013 Affair shocks Football. "Reports in Italy, have stated tonight, that AS Roma manager ScouseFox & Ivory Coast international & Roma favourite Gervinho were caught naked in the showers together, after their recent 2-2 home draw with German giants Bayern Munich" "Italian paper La Gazzetta stated that they were caught in a compromising position, with a bottle of head and shoulders shampoo stuck up ScouseFox's backside"
The Blur Posted 29 November 2013 Posted 29 November 2013 Stop Zlatan, Stop PSG Says Donut On the eve of a crunch Foxestalk League match with Paris Saint Germain, Man Utd boss Donut wasted little time in giving his thoughts on the clash. "Theyre a team capable of scoring a lot of goals, and in Ibrahimovic, they have a world class performer who can unlock defences. But our success this season has been based on our solid defensive record and we intend to mark him out of the game. We know that we possess far more quality all over the pitch than they do, and were expecting that to shine through come matchday. Donut also commented on eccentric manager Kingfox: "He is something of a loose cannon. A lot has been written that PSG may achieve things in spite of him rather than because of him, which I feel is harsh on him. But as for do i respect him as a manager? He hasnt done anything worthy of my respect thus far" Reckon you have jinxed your match by saying that!
StanSP Posted 29 November 2013 Posted 29 November 2013 Oo up to 4th. Very nice. I sense a big game coming next...
Mark_w Posted 29 November 2013 Posted 29 November 2013 Rochdale, after the Leicester game, I'm not that confident.
Harry - LCFC Posted 29 November 2013 Posted 29 November 2013 Rochdale, after the Leicester game, I'm not that confident.
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