Deucalion Posted 6 January 2014 Posted 6 January 2014 http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2014/01/06/paul-hellyer-canada-aliens_n_4547846.html?utm_hp_ref=tw The interesting thing about this is I've just read his page on Wikipedia. He is an engineer by trade and served as Minister of Defence in Canada for many years. He also is a member of the Privy Council of Canada, second only to Prince Phillip. His life is remarkably respectable and credible, apart from claiming aliens live amongst us and that governments have alien technology they are keeping from the world. Not your usual conspiracy theory nutjob. ?????????????
Vlad the Fox Posted 6 January 2014 Posted 6 January 2014 It's true, I saw plenty of little green men wobbling about the place early New Year's Day.
lavrentis Posted 6 January 2014 Posted 6 January 2014 Didn't Putin say something a bout aliens a while back but later retracting his statement and saying it was a joke. TBH, i struggle to see how aliens could have come here but I won't keep a closed mind. I think theres things in the US military that we don't know about that we might as well call alien technology
Deucalion Posted 6 January 2014 Author Posted 6 January 2014 There's the argument that aliens couldn't possibly cover the distances necessary to have visited this planet. But...did not knowing how to cross the Atlantic stop the Aztecs being 'visited' by the Spanish? ps - What did Putin say? Medvedev today; Another of the journalists asked whether the president is handed secret files on aliens when receiving the briefcase needed to activate Russia's nuclear arsenal. "Along with the briefcase with nuclear codes, the president of the country is given a special 'top secret' folder. This folder in its entirety contains information about aliens who visited our planet," Mr Medvedev answered playfully. "Along with this, you are given a report of the absolutely secret special service that exercises control over aliens on the territory of our country." Telegraph 6th January 2014.
johnny the fox Posted 6 January 2014 Posted 6 January 2014 If the fookers can play football.. sign the cants up...
Deucalion Posted 6 January 2014 Author Posted 6 January 2014 If the fookers can play football.. sign the cants up... I bet Ireland would have a go.
bovril Posted 6 January 2014 Posted 6 January 2014 Is Mars in the EU? Another bunch of leechers here to bleed us dry, no doubt.
ADK Posted 6 January 2014 Posted 6 January 2014 I'm still waiting for that asteroid filled full of Bulgarians to land in my back yard.
FoxesAreBlue Posted 6 January 2014 Posted 6 January 2014 I'm still waiting for that asteroid filled full of Bulgarians to land in my back yard. Weirdly enough, the Bulgarian who has worked for me over the last 18 months (lived here for 14 years in total mind) fooked off back home on Boxing Day, left me right in the sheeight staffing-wise over criggy.
purpleronnie Posted 6 January 2014 Posted 6 January 2014 I'm still waiting for that asteroid filled full of Bulgarians to land in my back yard.
Deucalion Posted 6 January 2014 Author Posted 6 January 2014 I'm still waiting for that asteroid filled full of Bulgarians to land in my back yard. UKIP are writing a leaflet as we speak.
danny. Posted 6 January 2014 Posted 6 January 2014 "Parkes, told the Northern Echo that he has fathered a child with an alien. In fact, Parkes says he has sex with an extraterrestrial he calls the "Cat Queen" four times a year. In case you're wondering, the kid's name is Zarka. Unsurprisingly, Parkes says the relationship has put some strain on his marriage with his human wife."
MC Prussian Posted 6 January 2014 Posted 6 January 2014 The only Canadian who can seriously claim to have seen aliens is William Shatner.
Deucalion Posted 7 January 2014 Author Posted 7 January 2014 I have to say that I am very disappointed with the lack of serious responses about this very serious matter !!
Trav Le Bleu Posted 7 January 2014 Posted 7 January 2014 So, let me get this right... aliens are gay?
Charl91 Posted 7 January 2014 Posted 7 January 2014 The only Canadian who can seriously claim to have seen aliens is William Shatner. He fought a Gorn - the man is a hero!
Kyle_Le_Don Posted 8 January 2014 Posted 8 January 2014 "Parkes, told the Northern Echo that he has fathered a child with an alien. In fact, Parkes says he has sex with an extraterrestrial he calls the "Cat Queen" four times a year. In case you're wondering, the kid's name is Zarka. Unsurprisingly, Parkes says the relationship has put some strain on his marriage with his human wife." It's called Astral Sex
Deucalion Posted 8 January 2014 Author Posted 8 January 2014 It's called Astral Sex I know a lad who used to be into that. He would park up in a pub car park and... No wait...no L.
Manwell Pablo Posted 8 January 2014 Posted 8 January 2014 I've seen many a UFO in my time. Is this after you've taken your meds.
MC Prussian Posted 8 January 2014 Posted 8 January 2014 Is this after you've taken your meds. He no have no money for meds, he smell Charlton glue.
MC Prussian Posted 8 January 2014 Posted 8 January 2014 I don't think outer space is in the EU. With all the money wasted for nothing in this molokh, one could consider it a Black Hole. A portal to the other side maybe?
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