Adverts that actually make you buy something

[ScouseFox]

i couldn't even tell you what these are actually adverts for but they make me want to buy something 

 

 

[Jimothy]

I'm never tempted to place any kind of online bet .

Shouty aggressive oriental person or mockney Lahndan thug type twat (Ray Whateverhisnameis... must be short of work).

No thanks they're annoying in the extreme. One of the reasons ITV's football coverage is so shite.

I have placed online bets, but not because of these adverts. I like to consider what I'm betting on, Ray Winston popping up at HT trying tempt me to stick money on RVP to score next at 3/1 moments before the 2nd half kicks off won't work. If I really thought that might happen, I'd have placed to bet off my own back

[Alf Bentley]

I know your pain.

The 'Lynx affect' my arse!

 

You're spraying it in the wrong place, mate.

 

It's bound to affect your arse and cause pain if you spray it there. Try your armpits instead.

[Parafox]

You're spraying it in the wrong place, mate.

 

It's bound to affect your arse and cause pain if you spray it there. Try your armpits instead.

 

Ever tried toothpaste on yer knob?

[Alf Bentley]

Ever tried toothpaste on yer knob?

 

Can't say that I have. Is that part of a campaign to improve dental hygiene among women and gay men?

 

I did once go for a slash immediately after chopping some chillies and without washing my hands first. That's a mistake that I won't be making again....

[Zingari]

You're spraying it in the wrong place, mate.

 

It's bound to affect your arse and cause pain if you spray it there. Try your armpits instead.

 Reminds me of the old joke about the bloke who goes into Boots and asks for some deodorent and the posh lady assistant asks " ball or aresol?" , he said "neither it's for under me arms"

[Parafox]

 Reminds me of the old joke about the bloke who goes into Boots and asks for some deodorent and the posh lady assistant asks " ball or aresol?" , he said "neither it's for under me arms"

 

And who said Vaudeville was dead?

[Zingari]

And who said Vaudeville was dead?

she's not is she ?

Countdown was never the same after she left  

[Beliall]

 Reminds me of the old joke about the bloke who goes into Boots and asks for some deodorent and the posh lady assistant asks " ball or aresol?" , he said "neither it's for under me arms"

 

[The Horse's Mouth]

I got a pocket full of Hawthorns.

[Bellend Sebastian]

I'm sorry, I cannot quite process how this hasn't been posted yet:

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1BCieS2Opco

 

After watching this I not only bought 200 packets of Jaffa Cakes, but also a weird monkey possum thing, before downloading the music and getting my hair done like the bloke in the advert.

 

The Digestives and Chocolate Digestive adverts are good too but not quite in the same league.

 

This also qualifies because I encouraged one of the office underlings to buy some to see what they were like (conclusion: unremarkable)

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bMoyJBGZsdM

[Julian Joachim Jr Shabadoo]

I'm sorry, I cannot quite process how this hasn't been posted yet:

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1BCieS2Opco

 

After watching this I not only bought 200 packets of Jaffa Cakes, but also a weird monkey possum thing, before downloading the music and getting my hair done like the bloke in the advert.

 

 

I initially thought the joke was the music is the old Fifteen-to-One theme tune, and thought it's fifteen Jaffa Cakes in a pack and he's eating them all to himself

 

Then I realised it's not the Fifteen-to-One tune and I'm positively stumped as to where it's from

 

 

 

 

EDIT: Blockbusters YOU TWAT

[rico]

These were better adverts

 

 

[Mark_w]

 

Can't watch it without wanting to buy Nicky Maynard.

[Beliall]

as we've moved onto brilliant videos now, this would make me choose 3, if i wasnt already with them,

 

[Steven]

I initially thought the joke was the music is the old Fifteen-to-One theme tune, and thought it's fifteen Jaffa Cakes in a pack and he's eating them all to himself

 

Then I realised it's not the Fifteen-to-One tune and I'm positively stumped as to where it's from

 

 

 

 

EDIT: Blockbusters YOU TWAT

Blockbusters? I didn't see the edit.

[Smudge]

[sphericalfox]

"Hate ****"? Is that slang for Skype-wank?

 

The problem is the person on the help service probably looks more like this

 

 

…and even if you can muster a wank, pretty sure you only get one before they terminate your service. Use it wisely.

 

The Doctor has let himself go a bit. 

[Strokes]

In an advert thread maybe I could do a shameless plug.

If anyone is town in the next few weeks, you should stop by a shop in st martins square called 'watch this space' boutique. They are stocking some of mine and my missus furniture and soft furnishings.

Its our first hit on the high street so would be great if things sell, please take a look if you are at a loose end