ousefox Posted 12 May 2014 Posted 12 May 2014 ****ed my shins vs Forest last season. Also did a knee slide on the most solid grass in France after listening to Howard's goal vs Leeds on the world service in my car. Both were worth the pain.
maynefox Posted 12 May 2014 Posted 12 May 2014 chipped my dinner plate listening to Chris Wood's/Kasper's goal v Yeovil on the radio and basically broke the chair flinging it up in the air when Drinkwater scored v Watford
Harry - LCFC Posted 12 May 2014 Posted 12 May 2014 Got punched in the face by my mate at Forest and got a nose bleed.
Guest Electric Yetis Posted 12 May 2014 Posted 12 May 2014 Jumped up and headbutted the roof of the stand when we scored vs Hereford away in League One. Whilst everyone else was celebrating I was rolling around on the floor trying to remember my name.
Riyad_Suarez Posted 12 May 2014 Posted 12 May 2014 Peterborough away was usually a dangerous one for me. The shins took a battering for Kaspers/Woods goal v Yeovil, as tgey did for Drinkt's v Watford. Oh, i was in a headlock the second Ben Marshalls goal v Chelsea went in.
Jace Posted 12 May 2014 Posted 12 May 2014 I shattered my outside guttering after the Watford incident... Threw a chair at it Sounds like something Walt would do
Heart-Shaped Fox Posted 13 May 2014 Posted 13 May 2014 Posh away when Marshall scored was carnage pretty dangerous actually in the terrace because of over crowding
lcfcfem Posted 13 May 2014 Posted 13 May 2014 When I was 15, many moons ago, I was in SK3 at Filbert Street. We scored (cant remember who we were playing). I went flying into a barrier and cracked my knee and could not stand up. The crowd lifted me up above their heads and I was transported this way, down to the front, and eventually onto the touchline. St Johns ambulance came to my aid, and at that time I had short hair, so I suppose lying down on the grass I looked more like a lad than a girl. They proceeded to take down my jeans. But, for some reason or another I had no pants on, so they are tugging at my jeans, I am yelling to them that I was a girl, and I was basically half stripped off in front of thousands of fans and the match being played. I went off on a stretcher to the hospital, x-rayed, strapped etc and sent on my merry way. In those days I caught the footie bus from Ashby and it had already left so I was stranded. I had no money and no way of getting home, so I trudged to a cop shop and begged a lift .
Bramhall Fox Posted 13 May 2014 Posted 13 May 2014 Broke a rib being crushed against the railings on the terraces at Burton away in the cup when we trounced them but then had it replayed behind closed doors. Smashed my Oakley sunglasses by accidentally jumping on them after they'd fallen off my head when we beat Derby 4 - 0 away (and it's ANOTHER headed goal from Leicester....)
XLM Posted 13 May 2014 Posted 13 May 2014 Some arsehole sneezed on the back of my head at a game and I caught a really nasty cold.
Julian Joachim Jr Shabadoo Posted 13 May 2014 Posted 13 May 2014 I shattered my outside guttering after the Watford incident... Threw a chair at it That paints such a marvellous picture I'm laughing so much!
-blue- Posted 13 May 2014 Posted 13 May 2014 My brother once broke his leg following a surge in Filbert Streets Pen 2, we still made him walk back to the boozer with us though. I once twisted a sock at Sheff Wednesday! Pure agony. .........
broughtonblue Posted 13 May 2014 Posted 13 May 2014 I shattered my outside guttering after the Watford incident... Threw a chair at it You'd have a serious damp problem if you had inside guttering!
65RosesFox Posted 13 May 2014 Posted 13 May 2014 I sort of foocked my health up a lot and significantly reduced my lung function at the Boro home game two season ago where I caught pneumonia. This lead to my lower right lung collapsing which is practically useless now. Since then spent most of the last 18 months in and out of hospital, i now rely on portable oxygen and have oxygen installed in the house and currently going through lung transplant assessment. Do I regret it? no. Kasper's penalty save made it all worth while. Would I do it again? probably
Danno Posted 13 May 2014 Posted 13 May 2014 Hahah I know! However I looked a bit of a disabled walking back to the car with my arse on show, Leeds fans were taking the piss.Bet you were glad it wasn't Brighton.
stripeyfox Posted 13 May 2014 Posted 13 May 2014 Smashed the fluorescent tube in the shop where I worked celebrating a goal against Spurs in our first Premier League season by jumping up with a fist in the air and punching it, showering glass all over some customers. Also, my mate expressed his disgust at Kermo's penalty miss and subsequent defeat by throwing his sky remote at the floor. However it kind of "bounced" and smashed the TV.
Julian Joachim Jr Shabadoo Posted 13 May 2014 Posted 13 May 2014 Smashed the fluorescent tube in the shop where I worked celebrating a goal against Spurs in our first Premier League season by jumping up with a fist in the air and punching it, showering glass all over some customers. Also, my mate expressed his disgust at Kermo's penalty miss and subsequent defeat by throwing his sky remote at the floor. However it kind of "bounced" and smashed the TV. That happened to me with an Xbox controller (not football related), threw it at the floor and the odd shape meant that it bounced forward violently and took out my £600 Samsung. Felt like a 24 carat arsepiece.
AndWhat? Posted 13 May 2014 Posted 13 May 2014 Shins are pretty much non existent now and are painful to the touch every second of the day. Cheers Lord Justice Taylor.
leftbackinthechangingroom Posted 13 May 2014 Posted 13 May 2014 Speaking of things electronic Ithrew my remote to the tv at the tv during the stoke away game when we got relegated however the tv was one of those massive back ones and had a glass front. Anyway long story short tv survived without a scratch... the remote however did not.
Soar Fox Posted 13 May 2014 Posted 13 May 2014 Broke my cousins nose celebrating Waghorn's equaliser at Coventry in 2009. Shins and knees are fvcked.
blueblood88 Posted 13 May 2014 Posted 13 May 2014 Dislocated my shoulder at Peterborough 09/10 season after Kingy's goal right in front of us, landed on it as i landed on the pitch
brisfox Posted 13 May 2014 Posted 13 May 2014 When we used to play at Filbo, I was walking into Pen 3 before the start of a game when I tripped walking up the terrace. As I fell head forward, I put my hands out to grasp something to stop myself falling. To cut a long story short, my hand handed on a gentleman's private parts and gave it a big yank. As I picked myself up from the floor, I mattered, "sorry" and tried to avoid eye contact. It goes down as the most embarrassing incident of my life.
MattGamble92 Posted 13 May 2014 Posted 13 May 2014 Ripped down a curtain rail and smashed my radio to bits after THAT loss to Notts Forest in 2008. Had to go in school to ridicule. Walked in with my lcfc scarf though
Mike the Metal Ed Posted 14 May 2014 Posted 14 May 2014 I've kicked a fair few fixtures at the ground over the years. Mostly towards the end of 07/08, but nothing that would actually damage it, and a telephone exchange box after the Watford match last season, but the stupidest thing I did was smashing in the top of the radio when someone phoned the Football Forum in 2008 to talk about how we were going to get relegated from The Championship. What's worse is that I had to look at it a few months later knowing he was right. The best bit of petty damage I've seen done to the ground was an away fan (either Stoke or Watford) pulling down the "M3" block sign in that corner and ripping it in two . You can still tell it's in a different font to the rest of the ground.
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