The Tinder Thread

[Manwell Pablo]

PICS.

 

Or neither exist. 

 

Michael is far too square to upload pics on here.

 

We were in the County Ground bar before Forest away last season and we had move tables because a TV crew were there and the Leicester fans were singing "one man went to burn, went to burn a Forest"

 

He didn't want to be seen in camera shot of people threatening to commit arsen. 

[DanDan]

Am I the only one that uses the buttons but still claims I've swiped?

Attempted the dont; line on an accidental bin, no reply yet though.

[General Smuts]

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Let me know how I get on

[Costock_Fox]

Seams relevant

[FoxesAreBlue]

Another hooker!

[Simo86]

Another hooker!

Those candy underwear things taste disgusting....bought them for an ex for xmas, my little cousin was helping her unwrap her presents. She was not happy!

[Merging Cultures]

Cheers for the advice Ken.

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Brilliant!!

[Unabomber]

Man I can't stop thinking about General Smuts' sig, one of the funniest things I have ever seen.

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

can't breathe

[Fox92]

Another hooker!

 

She just popped up on mine.

 

Seems $75 is the going rate for a bj.

[cambridgefox]

Another hooker!

Seems someone has already jizzed on her belly button.

[Merging Cultures]

She just popped up on mine.

Seems $75 is the going rate for a bj.

Why $?!

And who pays for a BJ?

[General Smuts]

Man I can't stop thinking about General Smuts' sig, one of the funniest things I have ever seen.

 

I hate to blow my own trumpet, especially when I can pay $75 to have someone do that for me, but I've never been funnier. It's all downhill from here.

[ACF]

Do these hookers know they're not in America? I'm worried for their mental health.

[Unabomber]

This seems like a potential catfish

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

Cynthia?! More pike MYNTHIA - AMIRITE LADS

they call me the Don of comedy

Ask for onnodem moments coxy la

[Fox92]

Why $?!

And who pays for a BJ?

Don't know.

(Applies to both questions).

[FoxesAreBlue]

She just popped up on mine.

Seems $75 is the going rate for a bj.

You can have her chief

[Simo86]

This seems like a potential catfish

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She looks slightly trans-gender in her 2nd pic.......

......definitely a catfish, I had one yesterday. Cockteasing sods

[Unabomber]

[General Smuts]

Bahahahahahahahahaha magical. 

 

It pains me that even these catfishers won't swipe right for me.

[kingcarr21]

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[Simo86]

I've just had the three catfishes in a row....build you up then shatter your dreams

[Steve_Guppy_Left_Foot]

This seems like a potential catfish

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Got matched by her and a woman called Erica who is equally as joyous to look at and both their opening gambits to me, even though it didn't really apply to the conversation where 'hey' and 'I'm bored, what's up?' Alarm bells.

[Unabomber]

Luckily Des didn't get the match, his bank account would be bone dry by now.

Edited 22 July 2014 by Unabomber