The Tinder Thread

[Steve_Walsh5]

Lovely fella and a nice looking bloke.

Come on Matt stop beating around the bush and just ask Unabomber out.

[SOCCERROO FOX]

A chance meeting in the Soar Point that resulted in instant jaegerbombs.

Lovely fella and a nice looking bloke.

The spoiler lol

Did he put out? A little Linford Christie in the bogs? Finger up the date? Dutch Rudder?

[Guest]

Did he put out? A little Linford Christie in the bogs? Finger up the date? Dutch Rudder?

Soar Point (a eupho if ever).

[ScouseFox]

The Euro Tinder trip has claimed many a man

i just hope i come back

[kingcarr21]

Will this be your response to your first tinder hug Una?

[chuck'em]

This country nurse is very keen. I told her I leave the country in 6 weeks and she's now planning to drive 100 miles for a dirty weekend. I reckon I'll take the gamble. If it turns out she is mental I don't have to deal with her for long.

[kingcarr21]

This country nurse is very keen. I told her I leave the country in 6 weeks and she's now planning to drive 100 miles for a dirty weekend. I reckon I'll take the gamble. If it turns out she is mental I don't have to deal with her for long.

beware

[chuck'em]

beware

No way is she going to see where I live. This is a hotel job.

[kingcarr21]

No way is she going to see where I live. This is a hotel job.

[Steve_Guppy_Left_Foot]

Seem to be so many birds either stroking a lion/tiger or riding a horse in their pictures, are these some sort of Tinder related euphemism?

[Steve_Guppy_Left_Foot]

Got a few bites, what is this moments business all about?

[cambridgefox]

Seem to be so many birds either stroking a lion/tiger or riding a horse in their pictures, are these some sort of Tinder related euphemism?

its your snake you want them to stroke and ride.

[Unabomber]

Will this be your response to your first tinder hug Una?

Dunno never been hugged.

[Des.]

Got a few bites, what is this moments business all about?

Moments is like snap chat apparently, you can send a match pictures which are viewable for 24 hours before they are deleted by the app

[Steve_Guppy_Left_Foot]

Moments is like snap chat apparently, you can send a match pictures which are viewable for 24 hours before they are deleted by the app

Ah right, thanks. :ph34r:

[Des.]

Is a girl who wants to meet up straight the way a red alert or just a lucky circumstance?

[Beliall]

Both. Red alert with a green light. Use a fake name

[Des.]

Both. Red alert with a green light. Use a fake name

a fake name?

[Beliall]

Salvatore homohabolis

[Steve_Guppy_Left_Foot]

If she seems off her rocker I'd just agree to meet her in a public place, if she's wanting full blown war already check in to a room, hide all the potentially dangerous items in the room, and bingo.

Just hit a solid sort with the moonwalk opening line(I've no shame), reeling her in steadily.

[Des.]

Salvatore homohabolis

Bit difficult when my 1st name is my profile name

She seems nice enough, just she asked what i was doing tonight & I said nothing, so she said lets do something and I didn't know what to say

[Beliall]

If she says.." lets sim a dozen games of fifa" shes a keeper

[Steve_Guppy_Left_Foot]

Just hit her with 'don't forget to pull your finger out when I blow, don't want to make a mess' See where you stand.

[Des.]

If she says.." lets sim a dozen games of fifa" shes a keeper

that shall haunt me till the end of my days

[Beliall]

Honestly she could just be bored and or horney. Do you want to sit there wondering what might have been? Meet her for a drink