The Tinder Thread

[Steve_Walsh5]

Shot gun being first and i'll buy her an extra bottle if she sticks her finger up my date

You not watched the video doing the rounds on twitter??

[Trumpet]

Bagged one for Monday.

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

Give us the pics then Trump.

[Mike Oxlong]

Bagged one for Monday.

I'm guessing your tinder name isn't Wet Trump?

[Unabomber]

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

!

[cambridgefox]

it looks like he could be having a tug,so his imagination is pretty good.The office speak to suppliers/ customers on the phone and being the face of the business I get to meet them,it's hilarious " she sounds utter filth"" she would get it the dirty whore bag"" I think I'm in love" are a few of the lines.Then I see them.Fit on the phone,add five stone.Very rarely we get a fitty.

[Merging Cultures]

it looks like he could be having a tug,so his imagination is pretty good.The office speak to suppliers/ customers on the phone and being the face of the business I get to meet them,it's hilarious " she sounds utter filth"" she would get it the dirty whore bag"" I think I'm in love" are a few of the lines.Then I see them.Fit on the phone,add five stone.Very rarely we get a fitty.

Are you telling us you have a tug on the phone and then regret it when you meet the customers?

[Tincy]

You don't need this, just get yourself down Sumo, plenty of filth in there!

[Unabomber]

My facebook's been hacked, it was fun while it lasted.

[Raj]

I want a very simple explanation as to what tinder shite is please/

SIMPLE.

[Unabomber]

I want a very simple explanation as to what tinder shite is please/

SIMPLE.

You set your preferences (age range and distance from you) and then you see girls that meet your requirements, if you think they are hot you like or swipe right, if you don't you swipe left or dislike.

If a girl you liked also liked you back then you get matched and can start a conversation. Your matches are saved so you can accumulate numerous girls to talk to.

[Beliall]

Do you get doubles and make swaps?

[Unabomber]

Do you get doubles and make swaps?

Yeah you want to set up a trade?

[Beliall]

. I doubt the mrs would appreciate that.

What do you offer?

[Unabomber]

Everyone I posted in this thread.

[Beliall]

Cant do it im afraid mate. Im quite attached to my bollocks

[Manwell Pablo]

Cant do it im afraid mate. Im quite attached to my bollocks

You never know, she might be up for getting unabombed.

[Beliall]

Im not even going to risk asking

[Unabomber]

Worth an ask.

[Beliall]

No way man. If she goes unabomber she may never go back

[Raj]

You set your preferences (age range and distance from you) and then you see girls that meet your requirements, if you think they are hot you like or swipe right, if you don't you swipe left or dislike.

If a girl you liked also liked you back then you get matched and can start a conversation. Your matches are saved so you can accumulate numerous girls to talk to.

Why have these happened since i was married....where were you in the late 80's you bastard!!!

[Manwell Pablo]

No way man. If she goes unabomber she may never go back

"may never"

From what Matt's been saying you've got no chance.

[Unabomber]

Matt's gone awfully quiet in this thread.

[SystonFox]

My mate has created himself a Timder account with his main picture as Bungle from rainbow. Raking in the matches apparently