The Tinder Thread

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My mate has created himself a Timder account with his main picture as Bungle from rainbow. Raking in the matches apparently

Rod, Jane & Freddie must be gagging for it.

[Des.]

How far do you guys set the distance for your potential matches?

[ScouseFox]

Mines on 50km but that's cos if I go any further I get bombarded with matches from the likes of Crewe and Wales and that shit just ain't on

[Des.]

I suppose if you have a car it aint a big deal, but I don't drive so I look at smaller distances. Maybe thats why I am getting a lack of matches...

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

Stop looking for the love of your life Des and dip your toes in the water regardless.

[Merging Cultures]

Stop looking for the love of your life Des and dip your toes in the water regardless.

And remember fat birds are more grateful.

[Unabomber]

Facebook account restored, tinder adventure continues. Matched an ethnic chick too nice.

[Unabomber]

Des set your radius bigger, and like everyone

[StanSP]

Facebook account restored, tinder adventure continues. Matched an ethnic chick too nice.

Just about to give you my best mate. She was ready and waiting. Ah well.

[ScouseFox]

Des set your radius bigger, and like everyone

solid advice from a pro there

[Unabomber]

solid advice from a pro there

Gotta help a brother.

[Rincewind]

Never used Tinder. Well whatever lights up your fire.

[Unabomber]

Never used Tinder.

YER JOKIN?!

[StanSP]

Never used Tinder. Well whatever lights up your fire.

You'd be the King of Tinder.

Get on it, Ken.

[Mike Oxlong]

Never used Tinder. Well whatever lights up your fire.

Shocked! Of all the people on the forum I thought you were most likely to have friends with benefits.

Edited 5 July 2014 by Mike Oxlong

[Rincewind]

YER JOKIN?!

why?

[Dr The Singh]

why?

Ken you ever thought about finding some homeless poon on tinder?

Shocked! Of all the people on the forum I thought you were most likely to have friends with benefits.

Shouldn't it be friends on benefits?

[Rincewind]

Sorry. I have not read all the previous posts. I thought Tinder was a dating site which I have never used.

[Mike Oxlong]

Ken you ever thought about finding some homeless poon on tinder?

This made me wonder why rent boys are so called. Perhaps it's because they're renting out their backyard.

Edited 5 July 2014 by Mike Oxlong

[Mike Oxlong]

Shouldn't it be friends on benefits?

I like you Singh Star but sometimes you're a thick twat.

[Dr The Singh]

I like you Singh Star but sometimes you're a thick twat.

Here's me thinking I was one of the more intellects on this forum......thanks for bringing down to reality.....I'm just gonna go in the corner and cry. If white dee can do it, and be belle of the world, so can I

[Jon the Hat]

Here's me thinking I was one of the more intellects on this forum......thanks for bringing down to reality.....I'm just gonna go in the corner and cry. If white dee can do it, and be belle of the world, so can I

I laughed.

[Finnegan]

Singh

[Guest seanfox778]

I've been going Partridge with my intros recently: Hi (insert name), who is the best Lord? Lord of the rings, of the dance or of the flies?

Surprisingly good conversation starter to be fair.

[loverofinsanefox]

Proved very useful for meeting girls in Brazil over the last few weeks....!