ozleicester Posted 23 July 2014 Posted 23 July 2014 I blame Mark (thank you) and the rest of the genii, degenerates, idiots and generally interesting people of FT for a few problems in my life. 1) An excess number of dodgy football shirts in my wardrobe 2) An unhealthy interest in Tinder 3) An addiction to purchase all sorts of crap from aliexpress, im buying everything from shoes to little metal things that you stick in your phone earsocket... mainly because they are so cheap they must be useful. 4) The eventual loss of my job when the boss checks the amount of time spent browsing (incognito) the site. 5) The introduction of the words Chebs and Clunge to my vocabulary 6) A realisation that there are more conspiracies than i can imagine and even though i know the truth, which is What about you... what problems has FT caused you?
Finnegan Posted 23 July 2014 Posted 23 July 2014 Reconfirmed my suspicion that all vegetarians are whiny, hippy mincers.
ACF Posted 23 July 2014 Posted 23 July 2014 Reconfirmed my suspicion that all vegetarians are whiny, hippy mincers. This is a problem?
The Year Of The Fox Posted 23 July 2014 Posted 23 July 2014 Reconfirmed my suspicion that all vegetarians are whiny, hippy mincers. Haha so true
MooseBreath Posted 23 July 2014 Posted 23 July 2014 Reconfirmed my suspicion that all vegetarians are whiny, hippy mincers. lol
kingcarr21 Posted 23 July 2014 Posted 23 July 2014 great thread For me its the fact my working life is now consumed with FT if i have nothing to do. Also im forever looking like a fool when im giggling away behind my desk at the Tinder thread and classics such as face of kinder and Andy Kings face. although a major problem is the migraines i get from reading ridiculous posts (POTM)
Rincewind Posted 23 July 2014 Posted 23 July 2014 A bit of a contradiction here but making me old and grumpy before my time and keeping me young and cheerful. The two are interchangeable depending on the post I am reading at the time.
lavrentis Posted 23 July 2014 Posted 23 July 2014 Stopped being an atheist and I am now a believe in the church of El Empty.
Fox92 Posted 23 July 2014 Posted 23 July 2014 Can never go to the football with Fox92 printed on my shirt in fear of my own safety.
Guest MattP Posted 23 July 2014 Posted 23 July 2014 1.Clearly an influence os me doing less work and having money. 2. People who know me in 'real life' almost stalking me at times for things I say on here, very uncomfortable to live with at times and often infuriating.
Merging Cultures Posted 23 July 2014 Posted 23 July 2014 I get depressed during the working hours slump when no one is tindering and posting their exploits. The peak hours for a good tinder seem to be between 8-11pm. Shame the guys cant; keep it up during the day.
Rincewind Posted 23 July 2014 Posted 23 July 2014 I get depressed during the working hours slump when no one is tindering and posting their exploits. The peak hours for a good tinder seem to be between 8-11pm. Shame the guys cant; keep it up during the day. So true.
Mark_w Posted 23 July 2014 Posted 23 July 2014 Reconfirmed my suspicion that all meat eaters are *****.
kingcarr21 Posted 23 July 2014 Posted 23 July 2014 Reconfirmed my suspicion that all meat eaters are *****. i agree. all meat eaters are 5 stars. defo the way forward
Mark_w Posted 23 July 2014 Posted 23 July 2014 i agree. all meat eaters are 5 stars. defo the way forward I hate you.
Guest MattP Posted 23 July 2014 Posted 23 July 2014 Reconfirmed my suspicion that all meat eaters are *****. Same here but regarding Male veggies generally being homosexual. (I always thought it was a stereotype but it's far closer to the truth than even I thought)
VLC86 Posted 23 July 2014 Posted 23 July 2014 Same here but regarding Male veggies generally being homosexual. (I always thought it was a stereotype but it's far closer to the truth than even I thought) Bit harsh, gays eat more sausage than most.
Manwell Pablo Posted 23 July 2014 Posted 23 July 2014 Same here but regarding Male veggies generally being homosexual. (I always thought it was a stereotype but it's far closer to the truth than even I thought) Mark's a confirmed homo He wants Martin to wag his horn.
Guest MattP Posted 23 July 2014 Posted 23 July 2014 Bit harsh, gays eat more sausage than most. I imagine a cock can't taste any worse than a vegetarian sausage. This guy brought some round to a BBQ once, they looked like dogshit.
purpleronnie Posted 23 July 2014 Posted 23 July 2014 I imagine a cock can't taste any worse than a vegetarian sausage. Like you haven't tried both.
Guest MattP Posted 23 July 2014 Posted 23 July 2014 I can promise you neither will ever touch my tongue
General Smuts Posted 23 July 2014 Posted 23 July 2014 I get depressed during the working hours slump when no one is tindering and posting their exploits. The peak hours for a good tinder seem to be between 8-11pm. Shame the guys cant; keep it up during the day. Being the clown prince of Foxestalk don't; pay the bills like it used to, I had to get a job to pay for an iPhone to Tinder from.
Fox92 Posted 23 July 2014 Posted 23 July 2014 Being the clown prince of Foxestalk don't; pay the bills like it used to, I had to get a job to pay for an iPhone to Tinder from. ... Sounds like a verb. "Ah man, I was having a bad day but then I started to tinder".
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