Carlos88LCFC Posted 9 September 2014 Posted 9 September 2014 Thought it would be fun for us all to have a go! Heres my attempt! What Y'all think!? Have a go... I enjoyed writing that! The rise began when Nigel was first appointedHe picked up a squad that looked rather disjointedfailure he avoided, The fans weren't left disappointedbecause Pearson won the league in his first year of employmentChampionship to Premiership we thought the route seemed quickPearson won more hearts than cupid didUntil Kermogant stepped up and did a stupid chipI don't mean to be abusive, but he should have booted it!That was the end of Pearson and in with SousaA new look to the squad, bye bye Fryatt, hello Jeffery BrumaThe Thai's came in and spent big for the futureThen bye bye Sousa, Sven came in... he turned out to be a looser.So Sven Goren Eriksen spent big and left the squad in a messThe Thai's must have wished they didn't investUntil Pearson came back and showed them what they missedThe big money signings... goodbye they kissed.Pearson had money but spent it wiseHe brought in players who;s futures looked brightDrinkwater for million?! Man what a buy!Knockaert... Who!? Well he turned out alright!The full season Pearson had... We seemed destined for gloryBeat forest to the play offs was honky and dory..We played Watford and looked the better team but then it all turned goryPENALTY.. Missed... DEEE.... We all know that storyIt seemed like we had missed out on our chanceWritten off at the start of the following season... It had slipped out are handsBut boy did we come back with a bang...End of the year... The Premierships here... Pearsons the MAN!
bovril Posted 9 September 2014 Posted 9 September 2014 lol +1 for actually having the balls to put that out there.
Miquel The Work Geordie Posted 9 September 2014 Posted 9 September 2014 Oh Nigel when you left, Boy I felt bereft, Sousa's suits and hair were ace, But you could never be replaced, With that rapey grin and ex-forces trim, You came back and made us win.
bovril Posted 9 September 2014 Posted 9 September 2014 Stale balti pies, And always beating, Coventry.
easilee Posted 9 September 2014 Posted 9 September 2014 Thought it would be fun for us all to have a go! Heres my attempt! What Y'all think!? Have a go... I enjoyed writing that! The rise began when Nigel was first appointed He picked up a squad that looked rather disjointed failure he avoided, The fans weren't left disappointed because Pearson won the league in his first year of employment Championship to Premiership we thought the route seemed quick Pearson won more hearts than cupid did Until Kermogant stepped up and did a stupid chip I don't mean to be abusive, but he should have booted it! That was the end of Pearson and in with Sousa A new look to the squad, bye bye Fryatt, hello Jeffery Bruma The Thai's came in and spent big for the future Then bye bye Sousa, Sven came in... he turned out to be a looser. So Sven Goren Eriksen spent big and left the squad in a mess The Thai's must have wished they didn't invest Until Pearson came back and showed them what they missed The big money signings... goodbye they kissed. Pearson had money but spent it wise He brought in players who;s futures looked bright Drinkwater for million?! Man what a buy! Knockaert... Who!? Well he turned out alright! The full season Pearson had... We seemed destined for glory Beat forest to the play offs was honky and dory.. We played Watford and looked the better team but then it all turned gory PENALTY.. Missed... DEEE.... We all know that story It seemed like we had missed out on our chance Written off at the start of the following season... It had slipped out are hands But boy did we come back with a bang... End of the year... The Premierships here... Pearsons the MAN! Wanna hear MC K.Y. bust this over a sick beat. Y' gets meh fam?
Carlos88LCFC Posted 9 September 2014 Author Posted 9 September 2014 Bored at work! Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
Saxondale Posted 9 September 2014 Posted 9 September 2014 Our manager is Nigel Pearson His reputation is fearsome And when a big striker Told his daughter he liked her He said "I will end your career, son"
Weller in Tights Posted 9 September 2014 Posted 9 September 2014 Vogons wept That is fantastic, any referencing of the Hitch hikers guide gains top marks from me.
foxsake Posted 9 September 2014 Posted 9 September 2014 Stale balti pies, And always beating, Coventry. Now that's an Objectivist poem if ever I read one. Ezra Pound would have loved that - top marks!
Mack Posted 10 September 2014 Posted 10 September 2014 Here's the Poem I wrote and published on the 100% LCFC Page: Big Nige got us back to the Premier LeagueWe’d waited 10 long years our dreams worn fatiguedAssembled a tight squad team ethic the planAway with the title his charges had ran. Vichai and Aiyawatt are father and sonFrom Thailand they came to get the job donePremier their ambition faith shown in our boysDespite Watford heartbreak they kept a calm poise. Down Raw Dykes Road Bernie screaming in delightPassing fans joined in some kids got a fright!The players arriving for the big time debutRange Rovers porches and Aston Martin’s on view. Kasper sung loudly at town hall square partySam Bailey conducted a champions sing song heartyBut now down to business an appointment with fateA crowd over 30,000 poured in through the gates. Lee Jobber ‘in-situ’ to bang the drum loudWhip up frantic masses into songs Foxes proudNew signing Ulloa on team sheet for gameEven if half the faithful are struggling with his name!? A party for Vardy defences he’ll unlockYoung Tony and Riyad ready to cause shockDefenders ran ragged they’ll be tied up in knotsOur French born wide duo giving full backs the trots!? Big Wes is our Skipper a rock at the backThe glue in our defence no forward can crackThe World’s biggest Strikers he has in his pocketAnd at the odd corner a headed goal rocket! The pundits wrote us off relegation our fateBut then we signed Cambiasso to add midfield weightCity fan Lineker he’ll fight in our cornerWhile Shearer and Neville dismiss his proud order. Together we’ll battle against the league’s bestAnd put on a performance with a Fox proud on chestThose pundits and experts are in for a joltWhen Leicester roll into town Blue and White lightning bolt. We are looking for you the City fans to film yourselves proudly reading it out to camera. You can do one verse or the whole Poem if you’d like, then we’ll edit together the best bits of your work to make a true fans creation. So if you want to get yourself on 100% LCFC TV just make your clips of you reading out the Poem on your phone or tablet and send them in to us at:[email protected] and lets make something for us all to shout about.
Houdini Logic Posted 10 September 2014 Posted 10 September 2014 If any other fans come onto this forum we're seriously going to get crucified.
bovril Posted 10 September 2014 Posted 10 September 2014 The poet laureate must be shitting himself. How eloquently put.
Bettsj2 Posted 10 September 2014 Posted 10 September 2014 Thought it would be fun for us all to have a go! Heres my attempt! What Y'all think!? Have a go... I enjoyed writing that! The rise began when Nigel was first appointed He picked up a squad that looked rather disjointed failure he avoided, The fans weren't left disappointed because Pearson won the league in his first year of employment Championship to Premiership we thought the route seemed quick Pearson won more hearts than cupid did Until Kermogant stepped up and did a stupid chip I don't mean to be abusive, but he should have booted it! That was the end of Pearson and in with Sousa A new look to the squad, bye bye Fryatt, hello Jeffery Bruma The Thai's came in and spent big for the future Then bye bye Sousa, Sven came in... he turned out to be a looser. So Sven Goren Eriksen spent big and left the squad in a mess The Thai's must have wished they didn't invest Until Pearson came back and showed them what they missed The big money signings... goodbye they kissed. Pearson had money but spent it wise He brought in players who;s futures looked bright Drinkwater for million?! Man what a buy! Knockaert... Who!? Well he turned out alright! The full season Pearson had... We seemed destined for glory Beat forest to the play offs was honky and dory.. We played Watford and looked the better team but then it all turned gory PENALTY.. Missed... DEEE.... We all know that story It seemed like we had missed out on our chance Written off at the start of the following season... It had slipped out are hands But boy did we come back with a bang... End of the year... The Premierships here... Pearsons the MAN! Sven signed Bruma not Sousa. SORRY
ealingfox Posted 10 September 2014 Posted 10 September 2014 The AABB rhyme scheme is for small clubs. Here's my haiku: Pearson Out!, they said, No, young squad, next year 1st place, Now Premier League
Out Foxed Posted 22 September 2014 Posted 22 September 2014 how about those foxes? fleet of foot and cunning to boot when the hunter becomes the hunted it's the quarries turn to shoot.
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