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Guest MattP

Signs of getting old....

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Wife gave me a hand job the other day and laughed afterwards! 'It just trickles out now!'. She said. :ph34r:

I got one the other week shit hit me in the face it had such trajectory. 

 

Wait why am I admitting that on an internet forum.

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I got one the other week shit hit me in the face it had such trajectory. 

 

Wait why am I admitting that on an internet forum.

when people see my bedroom they think we've got artex on the ceiling, oh no.
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I got one the other week shit hit me in the face it had such trajectory.

Wait why am I admitting that on an internet forum.

Sign of getting old - Your avatar giving me a bloody headache.

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When all the gigs you got to are band reunions (stone roses) or album 20th anniversaries (screamadelica)

Hoping for a (What's the Story) Morning Glory? One next year.

I asked the apprentice if he was going the Kasabian gig at Victoria Park and he said "nah I'm into more modern music"

He was 8 when the first album came out.

Guest Col city fan
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Iv got to do something to keep my mind active. Iv spent the last 3 days in the back of a car with someone who smells like a cows bum hole but with worse manors! Bored stiff

It's 'manners' you thick t..t!

lol

Guest Col city fan
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Cheers my little sex kitten but it's twat not t..t

lol

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When you start new threads on topics already existing.

Wowzers you got a right boner for this topic.

2 new ones.

When you start to complain about peoplep making new threads when there are already existing ones.

when you pass away and the autopsy report is natural causes.

When you start new threads on topics already existing.

By your rational there would only be one of any film ever made.which would be a good thing with taken,cause they are milking that for all its worth.

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When you start arguing over threads you created covering a topic that has already been covered (multiple times) on an internet messageboard.

When you continue counter arguing over the fact of topics already covered.

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Making random noises whenever you get up from a seat/bed due to the effort it takes

 

:(

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When you can't handle a search function on an internet messageboard.

 

when you get on your high horse about tiny things,

i started a new thread and didnt search,operation deal with it.is it a massive deal? does it affect your life in anyway? is it cruelty to animals? 

dont sweat the small stuff,live and let live.

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Wowzers you got a right boner for this topic.

2 new ones.

When you start to complain about peoplep making new threads when there are already existing ones.

when you pass away and the autopsy report is natural causes.

I initially linked the two points together and laughed far too hard at this.

Guest Col city fan
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I bet you were dying to correct my spelling of 'Redknapp' as well but daren't haha.

No, I thought I better not humiliate you still further.

lol

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The fact that the older you get the more you want to learn about the world

Or the more you learn the more you realise you know very little.

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