Guest MattP Posted 8 October 2014 Posted 8 October 2014 Really enjoying a sit down to read the paper and then gear up for a go at the crossword and sudoku.
ScouseFox Posted 8 October 2014 Posted 8 October 2014 actually turning up to places, whether it's meeting mates, appointments, work, early. like not late, not smack bang on time, early, cos you've left early to cater for traffic or any other unforeseen circumstance.
Leicfox Posted 8 October 2014 Posted 8 October 2014 waaat that sounds boss. how do you get one? an how much do you have to pay? I got mine through my local council allotment federation website and filled out an application to join the waiting list, so I'd suggest starting there and finding your local federation to see if there's an application or phone number to ring. Price for mine is - £50 deposit & £20 for the key which are both returnable then you pay your subs which is no more than £53 for the year. Prices will vary though with different federations.
Webbo Posted 8 October 2014 Posted 8 October 2014 I got mine through my local council allotment federation website and filled out an application to join the waiting list, so I'd suggest starting there and finding your local federation to see if there's an application or phone number to ring. Price for mine is - £50 deposit & £20 for the key which are both returnable then you pay your subs which is no more than £53 for the year. Prices will vary though with different federations. My brother in law has just got a new allotment somewhere in Rushey Mead is that where you are?
The Quick Brown Fox Posted 8 October 2014 Posted 8 October 2014 Testicles being longer than your penis
LCFC Rennie Posted 8 October 2014 Posted 8 October 2014 Testicles being longer than your penis Wait. Are you admitting to this?
bovril Posted 8 October 2014 Posted 8 October 2014 My Dad got an allotment last year and I have to say it's as Leicfox says, a nice place to spend an afternoon away from it all. We've, ahem, bonded over shallots. Have to say I'm looking forward to getting a place in the country one day and growing vegetables (Jesus maybe I really am getting old).
MPH Posted 8 October 2014 Posted 8 October 2014 Bought a lovely pair of slippers the other day...can't wait until it's cold enough to wear them...
The Quick Brown Fox Posted 8 October 2014 Posted 8 October 2014 Wait. Are you admitting to this? Unfortunately I am
Kent Posted 8 October 2014 Posted 8 October 2014 I'm only 21 but have noticed a shift in mindset fairly recently, mainly financially thinking a lot more long-term (savings, mortgages, investment etc) rather than month-to-month. I'm also starting to find I'm just as happy to spend a friday/saturday night in the pub as I am going out properly and inevitably on a bender.
Alf Bentley Posted 8 October 2014 Posted 8 October 2014 Young women smiling at you in the street as they perceive you (not always accurately) to be a harmless older man with no lascivious intent....or maybe they're just looking for a cool, experienced older guy?
Buce Posted 8 October 2014 Posted 8 October 2014 . Still talking about American road trips, though... " Live, travel, adventure, bless, and don't be sorry." 'On The Road' by Alf 'Kerouc' Bentley.
Unabomber Posted 8 October 2014 Posted 8 October 2014 Asking most people I meet what they are having/had for dinner.
pSinatra Posted 8 October 2014 Posted 8 October 2014 Not always being able to remember how old I am Needing a breather half-way through sex
Leicfox Posted 8 October 2014 Posted 8 October 2014 My brother in law has just got a new allotment somewhere in Rushey Mead is that where you are? I'm on the Fylde Coast.
bovril Posted 8 October 2014 Posted 8 October 2014 Not always being able to remember how old I am Needing a breather half-way through sex Keeping my socks on during sex.
notnow john Posted 8 October 2014 Posted 8 October 2014 Not always being able to remember how old I am Needing a breather half-way through sex I can still go for the full twenty seconds.
Nalis Posted 8 October 2014 Posted 8 October 2014 I can still go for the full twenty seconds. Show off.
jonthefox Posted 8 October 2014 Posted 8 October 2014 your getting sex??? lucky git! I don't know what gives me a bigger boner these days. Sex with the mrs or Vardys fourth against man yoo.
Webbo Posted 8 October 2014 Posted 8 October 2014 I don't know what gives me a bigger boner these days. Sex with the mrs or Vardys fourth against man yoo. Boner? That rings a bell, can't quite remember what that is.
Guest MattP Posted 8 October 2014 Posted 8 October 2014 Boner? That rings a bell, can't quite remember what that is. Stiffy for your generation mate.
Rob1742 Posted 8 October 2014 Posted 8 October 2014 There are only a few tell tale signs to ageing. 1. Wrinkles 2. Nasal and ear hair 3. Less fit i find people use age as excuse. People say they used to do this and that, but they didn't do much when they were younger either. Getting old gives them a get out. Ps - I heard that a positive of ageing was your cock grew an inch when you got to 40. It didn't happen to me I am afraid.
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